The retards Who Stole Christmas

Piemaniac: This is how me and ducky (AKA the retards) stole Christmas (AKA Christmas) so lets get started shall we?

At Ironforge

Piemaniac: you know ducky Christmas is just too happy I think it's quite flappy

Duckydoodles: yes its truly horrible everything is so adorable

Piemaniac: I say we get rid of this beloved holiday follow me right this way

Duckydoodles: what ever you say pie but first I need to kill this guy

Random GM: NO MORE RYMING OR THIS STORY IS GONNA BE BANNED!!!!!

Piemaniac: dang it

Duckydoodles: dah fine

At Pie's Secret Anti-Christmas lab

Duckydoodles: wow you made this thing fast

Piemaniac: no I didn't make it

Duckydoodles: then how did it get here?

Piemaniac: ducky we are in a story remember the guy who writes these is a complete physco so don't question the logic

Duckydoodles: what ever you say pie

Piemaniac: ok first we need a really big bag

Duckydoodles: I have it right here Pulls out a bag that is big enough to hold all of IF

Piemaniac: WOAH WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!?!?!?

Duckydoodles: my pocket…

Piemaniac: but how can i….

Duckydoodles: HEY DON'T QUESTION THE LOGIC!!!

Piemaniac: ok what ever now lets go to Ironforge and capture father Christmas and suck the spirit of Christmas from his boots

Duckydoodles: WAIT his boots???

Piemaniac: ya they have the spirit of Christmas in them how do you think they are always so shiny if he is stepping in soot all the time?

Duckydoodles: you know pie u actually made a good point

After they catch Santa and take him back to the lab

Piemaniac: ok get the disenchanter ready…

Duckydoodles: k grabs a random gnome enchanter

Piemaniac: ok start the machine

Duckydoodles: bribes the gnome with 20 gold

Requires Enchanting 225

Piemaniac: CRAP!!!!

Duckydoodles: im on it grabs a level 70 gnome enchanter

Piemaniac: ok start the machine

Duckydoodles: bribes the gnome by saying he will give him his pants back

You receive loot [Spirit of Christmas

Piemaniac: wow that's an orange item…don't see many of those

Duckydoodles: k so what do we do with this spirit of Christmas???

Piemaniac: we put it in a jar and keep it with us at all times and we will be the retards who stole Christmas MUWAHAHAHHAAH

Duckydoodles: but we haven't done anything retarded yet…

Piemaniac: CRAP WE BETTER DO SOMETHING RETARDED!

At the land of the retards

Duckydoodles: why the heck are we here???

Piemaniac: to talk to the almighty…KING OF RETARDS!!!!!!!

Duckydoodles: did you have to shout???

Piemaniac: sry im just excited

At the king of the Retards castle

Piemaniac: oh great king of the retards what retarded thing should we do????

Duckydoodles: oh come on its just some random rock sitting on a throne

Both Ducky and Pie: RANDOM ROCK!!!!!!!

Random Rock: BARK!

Piemaniac: OMG it is him he is that fatty who ran off and married dragons tights

Duckydoodles: OK THAT'S IT! THIS STORY IS ALREADY RETARDED SO IM ENDING IT NOW!!!!

In the narrators box

Piemaniac: well that was a very… abrupt end to this story but why did you end it ducky???

Duckydoodles: well cuz it was getting way to retarded and cuz there was a cart full of doughnuts going by Continues gorging self on doughnuts

Piemaniac: ummm ducky if you eat too many of those you'll turn into a fatty like that rock

Random Rock: I HEARD THAT

Piemaniac: RUN AWAYYYYYY!!!!!!111

!!!!!!!!!!!!ITS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Authors Notes

Ok first Teras u may want to get a barf bag for the next chapter in that series shadowDragon your review didn't really make sense but oh well and Krystin you cant burn tights or put a soul in them also why did you change ur name?????