The retards Who Stole Christmas
Piemaniac: This is how me and ducky (AKA the retards) stole Christmas (AKA Christmas) so lets get started shall we?
At Ironforge
Piemaniac: you know ducky Christmas is just too happy I think it's quite flappy
Duckydoodles: yes its truly horrible everything is so adorable
Piemaniac: I say we get rid of this beloved holiday follow me right this way
Duckydoodles: what ever you say pie but first I need to kill this guy
Random GM: NO MORE RYMING OR THIS STORY IS GONNA BE BANNED!!!!!
Piemaniac: dang it
Duckydoodles: dah fine
At Pie's Secret Anti-Christmas lab
Duckydoodles: wow you made this thing fast
Piemaniac: no I didn't make it
Duckydoodles: then how did it get here?
Piemaniac: ducky we are in a story remember the guy who writes these is a complete physco so don't question the logic
Duckydoodles: what ever you say pie
Piemaniac: ok first we need a really big bag
Duckydoodles: I have it right here Pulls out a bag that is big enough to hold all of IF
Piemaniac: WOAH WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!?!?!?
Duckydoodles: my pocket…
Piemaniac: but how can i….
Duckydoodles: HEY DON'T QUESTION THE LOGIC!!!
Piemaniac: ok what ever now lets go to Ironforge and capture father Christmas and suck the spirit of Christmas from his boots
Duckydoodles: WAIT his boots???
Piemaniac: ya they have the spirit of Christmas in them how do you think they are always so shiny if he is stepping in soot all the time?
Duckydoodles: you know pie u actually made a good point
After they catch Santa and take him back to the lab
Piemaniac: ok get the disenchanter ready…
Duckydoodles: k grabs a random gnome enchanter
Piemaniac: ok start the machine
Duckydoodles: bribes the gnome with 20 gold
Requires Enchanting 225
Piemaniac: CRAP!!!!
Duckydoodles: im on it grabs a level 70 gnome enchanter
Piemaniac: ok start the machine
Duckydoodles: bribes the gnome by saying he will give him his pants back
You receive loot [Spirit of Christmas
Piemaniac: wow that's an orange item…don't see many of those
Duckydoodles: k so what do we do with this spirit of Christmas???
Piemaniac: we put it in a jar and keep it with us at all times and we will be the retards who stole Christmas MUWAHAHAHHAAH
Duckydoodles: but we haven't done anything retarded yet…
Piemaniac: CRAP WE BETTER DO SOMETHING RETARDED!
At the land of the retards
Duckydoodles: why the heck are we here???
Piemaniac:
to talk to the almighty…KING
OF RETARDS!!!!!!!
Duckydoodles: did you have to shout???
Piemaniac: sry im just excited
At the king of the Retards castle
Piemaniac: oh great king of the retards what retarded thing should we do????
Duckydoodles: oh come on its just some random rock sitting on a throne
Both Ducky and Pie: RANDOM ROCK!!!!!!!
Random Rock: BARK!
Piemaniac: OMG it is him he is that fatty who ran off and married dragons tights
Duckydoodles: OK THAT'S IT! THIS STORY IS ALREADY RETARDED SO IM ENDING IT NOW!!!!
In the narrators box
Piemaniac: well that was a very… abrupt end to this story but why did you end it ducky???
Duckydoodles: well cuz it was getting way to retarded and cuz there was a cart full of doughnuts going by Continues gorging self on doughnuts
Piemaniac: ummm ducky if you eat too many of those you'll turn into a fatty like that rock
Random Rock: I HEARD THAT
Piemaniac: RUN AWAYYYYYY!!!!!!111
!!!!!!!!!!!!ITS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Authors Notes
Ok first Teras u may want to get a barf bag for the next chapter in that series shadowDragon your review didn't really make sense but oh well and Krystin you cant burn tights or put a soul in them also why did you change ur name?????
