~The French Mistake Re-mix~
Summary: This is my own spin of the episode 'The French Mistake'.
Author's Note:
This is my first fanfic and I hope you all like it:)
Disclaimer: I do not own Supernatural or any of its characters. And I'm not making money off of this either.
Notes: I actually like Ruby so she has been with them the whole entire time and she and Sam are getting closer together. The whole Ruby is a bad-guy never happened. And Ruby has become a human. And this Ruby is the second one played by Genevieve.
Chapter 1: Off to a Bad Start
"Oh my god! This place is huge! It's freaking amazing!" Ruby exclaimed as soon as she stepped into the big mansion-styled house.
Looking at her, Sam smiles at the pure happiness on her face, when Dean nudges him he looks up and sees the fancy chandlers on the ceiling. Whistling Sam says, "We must be the stars of this show."
Ruby turns to them and exclaims, "I'm going to go look at what's upstairs." And with that said she zips up the curving stairs.
Ignoring her Dean snorts and opens the closet, "Yeah, that's definitely not true. You guys just wait and see what my place is going to look like."
Grinning at his brother Sam replies," Uh Dean you don't even know where you live. What makes you think that it's better then our place."
Turning to his little brother Dean raises an eyebrow, "Well considering that it looks like you guys have a freaking tanning bed I would say my house is a little more, and how should I put this? Classier."
"We have a tanning bed? Where is it?" Sam asks astonishingly.
Opening up the giant closet Dean pokes his head in and says, "Right in here. Along with its supplies."
Looking down at his arms Sam quietly says to him, "Do I look like I need a tan?"
Smirking at him Dean closes the door and walks towards the stairs, "Hey I wanna see the rest of this house, are you coming or what?"
Looking up Sam realizes that Deans at the stairs so he walks over too, "I guess, I wonder what else there is other than," and he was suddenly interrupted with an ear-piercing scream.
And with his breath lodge in his throat Sam runs up the stairs with all his might and screams, "Ruby!"
Finding her in the first room to his left. He enters the room breathlessly, "Ruby! What is it?"
Turning around to face him Ruby gives him a mega-watt smile and rushes to give him a big bear hug, "We have a water bed. You have to come try it out!"
Breathing in deeply Sam tries to control his anger but fails anyway, pulling her back by the shoulders he asks in a barely concealed furious tone," You screamed bloody murder because of a WATER BED! Are you kidding me? Ruby I thought you were in trouble, why in the world would you scream like that for?"
Stepping in even further away, Ruby's smiling mouth now turning into a thin line, "I was just excited, I've never seen a water bed before let alone know what it feels like to have sex on it. And now," she says walking past him to the adjoining door, "you and I will never find out." And she slams the door so hard that the doorknob jiggles.
Running a hand down his face, Sam takes a deep relaxing breath. He turns around when he hears Dean chuckling behind him.
Dean leaning on the doorway laughs, "You really pissed her off."
Giving his brother an annoyed look he says sarcastically, "Yea, I think I noticed,"
"Well aren't you going to do anything?" Dean asks.
Plopping down on the bed, "Of course but not right now. She needs some time to cool off."
Laughing even more Dean walks over, "Oh yea I remembered the last time you went to go talk to her after a fight," looking around the room he goes to the door that Ruby disappeared into, "you almost lost your head."
Chuckling quietly, Sam thinks about that time, "She really does know how to throw. That plate missed me by a centimeter."
Opening the door Dean pokes his head in, "Ruby! Are you in here?"
Since it was so dark he palms the wall trying to find a light switch. After muttering a few curse words he finds it and flips it on. Staring at the light filled room with an awed expression Dean says, "Holy mother of God."
Pushing his way past Dean, Sam asks, "What's in h-," and he stops mid sentence when he sees all of the lace and silk hanging on the walls, in drawers and some just lying on the chair in the gigantic room.
Looking around the room Dean picks up the closest thing to him, which happened to be a lacy thong, and muttered, "What the hell is all of this?"
Suddenly Sam realizes that his brother is seeing all of Ruby's sexy underwear, something that only he should be privy of, and snatches the thong right out of his hands.
"Yup that's enough; you don't need to see any of this." Sam says while pushing his brother out of the room.
Not wanting to leave Dean, whines, "Come on Sammy! I wasn't done looking yet."
Closing the door, Sam places himself in between the door and Dean, "You saw way more than you needed to see already."
Before Dean could say anything back Ruby comes in and says, "Umm…Jensen your WIFE is downstairs waiting for you."
Staring at Ruby with a slightly scared facial expression he manages to choke out, "Wife?"
Rolling her eyes Ruby leans on the door way and says in a bored tone, "That what I just said. Anyway she needs to talk to you," seeing that he was still in shock mood Ruby sighs and screams, "JENSEN! I just said your wife is downstairs, go talk to her."
Snapping out of his shocked daze Dean straightens his back and adjusts his jacket. Clearing his thought he looks back at Sam as he's walking towards the door and says, "Alright, I guess I'll go downstairs and see uh…what my wife wants."
As soon as he's gone Sam smiles at Ruby and jokes, "Who would've guessed that Dean would get married?"
Rolling her eyes Ruby shakes her head at him and leaves the room to head back downstairs.
Sam sighs, "I guess she's still mad."
