This is my first fic so be nice!
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"Please tell us a story mommy" whined a little girl of three with straight brown hair and grey eyes.
"Yes daddy you promised last time but you didn't" added a little boy of four with curly platinum blonde hair and chocolate brown eyes.
"Oh all right" sighed the twenty four year old mother. She grabbed a book from a shelf but the kids began to whine again.
"No not that kind of story!"
"The other one!"
"Yeah about the beauty and the ferret!" squeaked the little girl.
"Um excuse me" said Draco walking up to a smiling Hermione, "I don't like the sound of that."
"Aw dad, please!" whined the little boy.
"Ayden I think mommy needs her rest."
"MOMMY!" screamed the girl, "you promised!"
"Calm down Nienna I'll tell you the story" Hermione placed the book back in its shelf and smiled.
"Hermione, you better not have made the ferret look bad" Draco warned.
"Oh pipe down Draco and let me tell the story" Hermione shot Draco a glare and he sat down scowling.
"Now once upon a time there was a beautiful witch who attended a school called Hogwarts. Now there was also this horrible little wizard-"
"Who was too handsome for words!" added Draco.
"Draco…"
"Keep going, love"
"Now everyday the little boy would make fun of the beautiful little witch. Calling the poor girl names like bookworm"
"No" shrieked the little girl.
"-Buck tooth!"
"NO!"
"And the worst…mudblood"
"Don't say it!"
"Uh Hermione, I'll be leaving now" Draco made a move to leave but Hermione grabbed her wand and locked the door.
"Now over the years the boy made fun of the girl but the girl retaliated with tricks of her own. Such as shooting him with jinxes and hexes whenever he wasn't looking."
"Hey!"
"And helping her two best friends whip his arse in quidditch by giving them pointers"
"Had Potter and Weasely doing your dirty work for you"
"Daddy stop commenting on every sentence!" shouted the Ayden.
"Don't you raise your voice at me son" Draco warned.
'Now as time went by and the war broke out, the boy and girl began secretly meeting. You see the boy was a spy for the order and he would give the girl clues on Voldemort's plans. The girl began to see that the boy was actually a wonderful person on the inside not a ferret."
"Did they live happily ever after?" asked Nienna.
"Oh yes, during the last battle the boy fought for the order and when the good one he proposed to the beautiful witch and they got married and had kids!"
"Oh yuck did they do that sex thing!" Ayden whined.
"WHAT!" yelled Hermione.
"Well daddy said that if you want babies you have to stick yo-"
"DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY!" Hermione jumped from her bed and began chasing Draco around the room.
As they ran past Ayden Draco shot him a death glare and mouthed.
'If I live through this you are grounded forever!' and grabbed the door knob which had unlocked itself after five minutes and rushed out the door. With a screaming Hermione trailing behind him.
"So the bird doesn't bring the babies?" frowned little Nienna.
"No"
"So how do you get a baby"
"Well papa told me not to tell anyone but since he might not live to know otherwise I'll tell you anyway. Well you need a girl and a boy. You see a boy has this thing called a-"
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Hope you guys like it! Please review!
Oh and my friend told me about this site. She's been on it longer thenI have, her pen name is smartcat. Read her storys they're real good!
