Info on Arachnes
When it comes to having romantic relations with an Arachne, their are a couple of things you must be aware of.
1: They like to play with their 'food'. Meaning that you will probably end up being restrained by their surprisingly strong webbing.
2: They will assume the dominant position in any relationship. Like all spiders, the female is the one with the power of life and death over their respective mates. Therefore be prepared to endure much emasculating.
3: They are VERY affectionate. So be prepared for a lot of inappropriate touching. Most females prefer the method of hugging their mate from behind, pushing their usually generous bosoms into the male's back while the short (in comparison to the rest of their legs) front legs hold the male in place.
4: And finally, What ever you do, DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT ever give an Arachne Caffeine. For not only does it make them drunk, it will also cause them become very affectionate with their partner, before they collapse into unconsciousness. So if you serve an Arachne coffee, make sure that their are lots of soft objects to cushion their fall, and do your best to place yourself in a position so that you will not be pinned to the floor by the drunk arachne's body.
Written and Approved by the Cultural Species Exchange.
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