-Chapter1-

Introductions


Carlisle: Ok everyone, we have to introduce ourselves before we go on with the story!!

Esme: *sigh* why?

Edward: please!!

Bella: is it really compulsory??

Renesmee: it seems so mom n dad!

Bella and Edward: *hiss*

Jacob: why?!?! Are we nursery kids?!

Emmet: Hell no!! I quit!

Rosalie: Shut up em!

Emmet: ok!! Give up

Jasper: For God's sake stop getting nervous all of you!!! It's getting on my nerves!!

Alice: its ok jazz *hugs jasper*

Everyone except jasper and Alice: WE ARE NOT NERVOUS!! IT'S CALLED IRRITATION!!

Jasper: ok…*pouts*

Alice: I can't see the future!!! Who let the dogs out (woof woof)?!?!

Jacob: HEY!!! That's not fair!

Renesmee: Shut up Alice!

Alice: ok *hiss*

Rosalie: Wait….First of all, why on earth are we even giving a speech?? And to whom?

Carlisle: *sigh* Shaina-queen told us to do….

Rosalie: Hey!! Shaina-queen!!!! Why on earth are u making us give this speech, they know us!!!

Shaina-queen:Because this is my story, I'm writing and you have to do whatever I say :P

Emmet & Jasper: You are so not the author of our series and are not Stephenie Meyer!! She's way better than YOU and WE hate you!!

Shaina-queen: *starts to cry*

Everyone except Emmet and jasper: *glares * NOW see what you've done?!?! APOLOGIZE!

Emmet and Jasper: …Sorry…

Shaina-queen: *sniff* its ok , if you don't want to tell them about yourselves, I'll give them your links ;) ok?

Everyone: Thanks, *phew* ok

Shaina-queen: yay!! Ok here you go

Carlisle: www(dot)twilightsaga(dot)wikia(dot)com/wiki/Carlisle_Cullen if you want to know about me. And here, I got a gift for you Shaina-queen

Shaina-queen: awwww! Thank you! So, Esme?

Esme: www(dot)twilightsaga(dot)wikia(dot)com/wiki/Esme_Cullen for my information.I've got a gift for you Shaina

Me: Awwwww! Again! Thanks! Luv u! Edward…

Edward: *sigh* www(dot)twilightsaga(dot)wikia(dot)com/wiki/Edward_Cullen. Shaina, are you sure, that giving sites on information about me is a safe idea? I mean, last time I gave someone my email id, it was flooded with 10028268 mails!! All saying "I love you's" and "marry me's" and…

Bella: *ahem* Edward, I want to talk to you personally after we finish with this in the cottage.

Edward: oh no, oh no, oh no oh no no no NO!!! I'm dead, I'm just so dead

Emmet: Ya, like a ringmaster putting his head right inside a lion. Awesome Edward, you rock! Way to go bro!

Everyone: *bursts into laughter except Edward and Bella*

Bella: www(dot)twilightsaga(dot)wikia(dot)com/wiki/Bella_Swan. Umm, actually, I don't mind Edward getting all those mails because, well, I have been keeping a thing from Edward.

Edward: what?? DON'T TELL ME YOU ARE ALREADY MARRIED!!!!

Bella: what?!? No way! I was just saying that... I have been constantly changing my mobiles 'cause I keep on receiving calls 24x7 saying…

Bella's Mobile: *ring ring*

Bella: Hello? (puts on loudspeaker)

Caller: hey, umm is this Isabella Marie Swan?

Bella: *chokes* eh, yes?

Caller: OMG! Bella! My love of my life! You might not know me but I'm your really true lover and I'm WAY better than that idiot Edward and I'll never leave you Bella! I LOVE YOU!! I've even booked a room for us in a honeymoon suite where there is champagne and…*Bella ends the call*

Bella: so, you see? Why do I change my phones? *throws her phone outside the window as the caller calls again*

Bella: Edward so I… Edward? Edward do you hear me? Edward?? EDWARD??!!!??

Edward: *silent*

Bella: Edward… oh, I see, you don't love me anymore right? Fine, I'll go to that caller and…

Edward: *crushes his lips on Bella's lips* I totally understand you Bella! I've been facing the same problems! See? That's why we are perfect for each other!! * and starts making out in front of the entire family*

Everyone except Edward and Bella: *cough* *ahem*

Edward and Bella: sorry…

Bella: Hey Shaina, me and Edward got gift for you!

Me: Thanks again!! I just… I just love you guys! You re my favorite you know! So… Alice?

Alice: Lets make it quick www(dot)twilightsaga(dot)wikia(dot)com/wiki/Alice_Cullen.

Jasper: www(dot)twilightsaga(dot)wikia(dot)com/wiki/Jasper_Hale

Emmet: www(dot)twilightsaga(dot)wikia(dot)com/wiki/Emmett_Cullen. Damn Edward! I wish even I could get all those girls like you do…. Rose, can you stop glaring daggers at me? I'm freaking out...Here… ok, I get the signal. I'll shut up.

Rosalie: www(dot)twilightsaga(dot)wikia(dot)com/wiki/Rosalie_Hale. And Em, even I don't get all those cute guys, you know? So stop babbling!

Renesmee: umm Rose? That's not true. Infact, you attract most male fans out of us, so, stop lying.

Rosalie: *hiss* I'm NOT LYING! MUTT!!! CONTROL HER! And Emmet, I'll see you in the bedroom after this *wink*

Jacob: Shut up blondie! Ness is right as usual because she's honest, great, beautiful, intelligent, creative, lovely, fast, talented, helpful….where was I?

Edward: Babbling about my daughter. *glares daggers at Jacob*

Renesmee: *breaks into laughter*

Jacob: Fine, I'll shut up. www(dot)twilightsaga(dot)wikia(dot)com/wiki/Jacob_Black

Renesmee: www(dot)twilightsaga(dot)wikia(dot)com/wiki/Renesmee_Cullen

Alice, Jasper, Jacob, Renesmee, Emmet and Rosalie: Shaina! Here's your gifts!!

Shaina: Awwwwwwwwww! Thanks a ton you guys! I really need to find good ways to thank you and… hey! Where are you guys going?

Alice: Thunder's great tonight! We're going to play baseball, See you later.* closes the door*

Shaina: *silent* that's just not fair, anyways I have to open these gifts and…*screams* WHAT ON EARTH ARE THESE?!?!?!

Emmet: *opens door and everyone enters in and laughs* these are pop-up scary jokers!! Way to go we are recording this to post online!!!

Shaina: I'll get you for this!! I'll make your life miserable! Well, not much.

Everybody: Aw. How sweet, sorry

Shaina: Its ok, now lets get on with the story…


A/N: I do not own Twilight or any of its characters (nooo!!!)

Sorry, if you don't like the first chapter and find it disappointing, don't worry, the next chapter will still make you go L-O-L! The story is mainly about that right now Nessie is 5yrs old but actually passes for a 16 year old though we'll consider her 15 here and soon she'll be starting high school.

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