10 Things Jacob Black would do
to Annoy Rosalie
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10 Things Jacob Black would do
to Annoy Rosalie
1: Change in to a werewolf, then, when all of the Cullen's are going on a hunting trip, sneak into the Rosalie and Emmets room. Enter the closet and proceed to rub his scent all over Rosalie's favorite pairs of red high heel shoes.
2: Also, while he is doing this, he decides radomly to poop on Rosalie's favorite pair of bright red high heels.
3: Finally, while he is at the Cullen house, in werewolf form, climb into Rosalie and Emmet's bed and proceed to rub his scent all over Rosalie's favorite silk sheets then slip out of the house unnoticed and change back into human form.
4: When the Cullens come back from thier hunting trip, after Rosalie has come into her room and ran out screaming, "Why did the DOG do it?" in a bloody murder tone to Jacob, saying simply, "It was not me." right in her face.
5: Sitting on Rosalie's favorite hot-pink sofa-seat, when Rosalie walks in and saying to her, "Human food is the only thing you get to eat tonight."
6: Then simply, laughing in her face, and scarfing down a burito with steak meat in it, in one whole bite.
7: Putting a sign on the Cullen's door that says "NO DOGS ALLOWED!" then, when just Rosalie is home, strolling right in and stretching out on the couch and turning the most recent football game analysis on so he can get caught up on his sports for a change.
8: During this, when Rose brings in the sign and shoves in front of his face saying, "Why did you NOT READ the sign?", saying, "I'm not a dog. I'm in form right now."
9: In one of Rosalie's bras, stuffing dog food in the cups, taping the tops of the cups back together and saying, "That is a job well done."
10: When Rosalie is fixing to leave in her little red convertible, jumping in the backseat and asking her to drive him somewhere when she comes to get in the car.
