My first ever story on here! Yay! I feel so accomplished. Hehe. I got this idea because I am the advice columnist at my school, so all the problems are ones that people actually wrote to me. ENJOY AND REVIEW! Lily (xxProngsx)
Oh I am so going to kill my friends. They decided that I would make a great advice columnist. So, what do they do? They make me an advice columnist at Hogwarts. AHHHH! I don't know how I'm going to give advice when I'm the one with the most problems.
Wonderful. All the letters are coming to me now. Oh I am so going to kill my friends. Ah well, at least I can make fun of the people who are more pathetic than I am.
Dear Miss Mary Mac, Oh yeah did I forget to tell you that's what my beloved friends named me?
There's this guy I like but he doesn't even know I exist. He's the most popular guy in the school and I'm so far from popular. What do I do?
Signed- invisible
This should be easy. I mean, come on! Just like someone else! It doesn't take a brain scientist. After a few minutes of trying to figure out how to word it I finally write the perfect response.
Dear Invisible, Maybe you should just give up on this guy and move on to someone else. If you can't, talk to the guy! Make him know you exist and make sure that you're the one that's always on his mind. From- Miss Mary Mac
I hate writing that stupid name! After reading a few letters I realize that they're all the same. I bet it's about the same bloody boy too. Who's the most popular boy in school you may ask? James Potter. I hate him. Not really but I can pretend. Actually I do pretend. They only people who know I don't hate James are James and me.
Ever since we wound up being the Heads we formed this secret alliance. Everyone thinks I still hate him and he still loves me. I don't hate him, but he still does love me. It's fun toying with his emotions. One minute I'm laughing at a funny joke he said and the next minute I slap him just for fun.
The truth is, I kinda like him too. But just a little but. It's not even a crush, just a thing. I like seeing him smile and laugh and pout and pretend to cry. I especially like it when I make him do all those things. I feel so… powerful when I'm with him. I like it. It's much like the feeling I get when I'm responding to my stupid writers. I could be completely mean to them if I wanted to be and no one would be able to stop me.
Hey! That's it. I'm going to write as if I'm two people. One will be sweet Miss Mary Mac, and the other will be the Bitch from Hell. Hehe I feel evil. Yay James for kind of giving me this idea! I can't wait to try out my writing expertise as a devil Yippee!
A/N: did you like it? I know it was short and random, but cut me some slack it's only my first story. I'm sure as I get more reviews they'll be better. (hint hint) REVIEW RIGHT NOW! Please?
