Plan Squilliam
Chapter 1: A Common Foe
Bikini Bottom's tiny supervillain wannabe-Plankton was well out of luck in doing everything he can to apprehend the recipe for the Krabby Patty. It was at Plankton's own choice to end up at the entrance of the large mansion owned by Squilliam Fancyson, the arch rival of Squidward Tentacles, employee of the Krusty Krab. Poor Plankton was quite anxious as he was held up by a larger robot version of himself to press the button to sound that someone was at the front gate.
"Can I please help you?" asked Squilliam on the other line.
"This is hard for me to say, but I am a need of your help" replied Plankton.
"And why would you need my help, what possible reasons do you want me to fall into your plan?" asked Squilliam.
"You'll be able to get revenge, and make the life of Squidward Tentacles even more miserable than ever before, all you need to do with your vast amount of wealth is to help me obtain the Krabby Patty secret formula!" cried Plankton.
"Hmm, let's see, I help you, so long as I get to humiliate Squidward Tentacles, the old high school geek?" asked Squilliam.
"Yeah, that's right" replied Plankton.
Squilliam responded by pressing a button on his main desk, opening up the front gate, which Plankton and the larger robot replica of himself entered the mansion with Plankton making his evil laughter.
A few hours later, it was the opening of the Krusty Krab, as it was still a sad usual day for poor Squidward as he waited by the front entrance of the restaurant. Right next to Squidward was Spongebob, being quite eager to start the next business day of the Krusty Krab with Mr. Krabs finally coming into the scene and opening up the restaurant.
"Okay boys, time to make me some money!" cried Mr. Krabs with joy.
"Oh boy, oh boy!" cried Spongebob as he raced at a fast speed heading to his station next to the grill.
"I just wish someone would buy out this place" sighed Squidward.
Yet in a few hours later into the workday, Squidward may likely get that unwelcome wish. Around lunchtime, a limo of some sort came right up to the Krusty Krab, which then signaled that Mr. Krabs who was in office to certainly sniff the air.
"Sound the alarm, someone rich and wealthy is coming over here for lunch!" cried Mr. Krabs as he bursted out of his office, "I mean, we have to treat customers from all walks of life with equal respect."
"Please Mr. Krabs, don't do that again" sighed Squidward who was at his station on the cash register.
Back outside, Squilliam was plotting to make an entrance to the Krusty Krab, meanwhile, Plankton was secretly observing the entire scene from the Cum Bucket with some spy bots he had sent out awhile ago disguised as flies.
"Time to kick Plan Squilliam into action!" cried Plankton as he was ready at his station.
Switching back to the entrance of the Krusty Krab, Squilliam stepped out calmly out of his limo, to which didn't surprise Squidward.
"Oh just great, just what we need" sighed Squidward, "like I don't have to deal with these problems already with a certain yellow sponge."
"Wow, Squidward, your friend Squilliam is here!" cried Spongebob as he peaked out of the window.
"Get back to your station!" cried Mr. Krabs to Spongebob, "Squilliam's money is certainly going to help me make me rich, rich, rich!"
"Ah, so this must be the Krusty Krab" said Squilliam as he entered the scene, to which the entire place seems like a big dump.
"So what I can I get you for?" asked Mr. Krabs.
"I'm not here for lunch" replied Squilliam to Mr. Krabs.
"Well, then what are you here for?" asked Mr. Krabs.
"Can we discuss this in your office, with the door a little bit ajar?" asked Squilliam to Mr. Krabs knowing that Squidward and Spongebob would want to hear it.
"Does it involve money?" asked Mr. Krabs.
Squiliam responded by nodding a yes, to which made Mr. Krabs drool with joy, as they went into his office.
"Say, Squidward, what's going on?" asked Spongebob as he got out of his station and noticed Mr. Krabs' office door was opened just ajar, "Let's go see and find out."
"Like I care about it" sighed Squidward as he left his post.
As the two employees peaked through the cracks of the door that was ajar, just enough to hear their conversation, Squilliam knew they would do this, since he wanted to certainly ensure to promote more humiliation toward his old rival Squidward.
"So you're saying that you want to buy the Krusty Krab from me, along with the Krabby Patty recipe?" asked Mr. Krabs to Squilliam.
"That's right, everything from now on will be in my name" replied Squilliam as he gave a grin of victory.
"So how much money are we talking about if you're going to buy this off from me?" asked Mr. Krabs.
"Oh, I don't know" replied Squilliam, "Bikini Bottom's local stock market hasn't been doing well recently. My millions of dollars stored into my stock accounts have plummet to an all time low, but I'm still pretty wealthy indeed in spite of all the economic troubles."
"So how much of these millions are we talking about?" asked Mr. Krabs.
"I'll buy the Krusty Krab, and all of its employees for 25 million dollars that are stored in my stock accounts which I'm dying to give up anyway" replied Squilliam.
"25 million dollars?!" cried Mr. Krabs with joy to which he quickly took out the secret formula from its safe that was nearby, "Here's the recipe of the Krabby Patty for ya, and also the deed to the restaurant!"
"Thanks forever so much!" laughed Squilliam with joy as he took the documents in his tentacles, and raised it up in the air, which signaled back to Plankton back at the Cum Bucket.
"Yes, yes!" cried Plankton with joy as he was at his station, "I don't believe how easy this plan was, I should have gone to Squilliam for help long ago!"
Yet not everybody was happy with this, poor Squidward had shivers down his spine, as he couldn't imagine that his arch rival Squilliam would be his boss. For all that mattered to Squidward, he might well be fired by Squilliam, or worse, be stuck in an even worse position than he already is.
"This can't be happening Spongebob?!" cried Squidward as he shook Spongebob, "I can't have Squilliam as my boss!"
"Oh relax Squidward, I'm sure with Squilliam as a boss, it'll be even more fun than it was under Mr. Krabs!" cried Spongebob with joy who was of course clueless of the entire scheme going on.
