Disclaimer : I don't own KnB

AN : ikuikumaki inspired me to write this story.

Warning : Shounen-ai, might be yaoi in the future.

I really don't know a single thing about Kagami and his personalities, other than his amazing appetite. So there is some ooc-ness.

One more thing, coming up with a title is such a pain, so... that explains my lazy title, yes?


It is spring break, school year is over and six former schoolmates are gathered in front of a villa near the beach for a reunion, suggested by the non-stop whining blonde, who keeps trying to hug the pale bluenette. Touou's ace brings his manager along, and Kuroko looks inseparable with his light. Kagami only wants to come along because he was told there's a free yakisoba hotdog sample every day.

Although, he would have been more than happy to stay home and pass up the tempting chance to eat free foods everyday if he knew he was attending a stuck up, annoying legends' gathering. Kagami is already on his way back to the train station, low angry mutters are escaping his lips like a chant, when his path is unintentionally blocked by no other than the mighty emperor, who apparently just arrives.

The emperor merely raises an eyebrow as an acknowledgement of Kagami's presence, before proceeds to walk past the tall guy.

Kagami finds it to be extremely irritating somehow. His legs are bringing him back to the villa, his pride won't let him run away just like that after another weird encounter with the messed up group's former captain.

He is starting to regret his decision when Aomine is looking at him with an expression that Kagami wants to wipe off of the latter's face right away, Murasakibara gives more unnecessary comments about his split eyebrows, and connect it to him having a split personalities by changing his decisions every now and then. He is starting to think Kuroko is the only normal one in the group, since he is the only one who slightly smiles at the sight of him, as if he knew all along he would come back.

Kagami settles his gaze onto the small redhead's back in front of him, to prevent himself to land a knock on the two annoying teens' heads. Akashi takes out a keychain with a lot of keys hanging onto it, and starts unlocking the small gate in front of the villa. He wonders how is it that Akashi is the one who gets a hold of the keys, but then again it is Akashi, he is many things but normal; he could be the owner of the said villa. The thought makes Kagami snort a quiet laugh at his own joke, which earns a few weird looks from the abnormal bunch.

He is still staring at the captain's back when he overhears Kise complaining about how Akashi can still arrive later than everyone else even after they make sure to show up at least five minutes later than the appointed time.

A click is heard, and another after a few short seconds, before everyone can finally enter the house, free from the blazing hot sun. It is only spring but apparently the sun decides to shine its mighty hotness earlier this year. The villa is of moderate size, and Kagami is impressed by the big size of the kitchen that makes him want to stay there and cook all day, though he soon changes his mind. Thinking about cooking for himself and seven other people makes him shudder, that would be a hell of a chore, and there is no way he will do that for people who turn their nose up at him at their very first meeting.

Before he gets himself deeper in his thoughts, a small argument breaks out, stopping him from coming up with more names suited for the over-confident bastards. His mind is back in the present time and his eyes can now see the pink haired girl is pouting and folding her hands across her chest.

He isn't sure what they are arguing about at first, but then the tan bluenette is pointing towards him while saying something he cant comprehend because his blood rises faster than Aomine's voice reaches his eardrums. He will not let him point at him like that, even though he has no idea what they are talking about.

"Why the hell are you pointing your finger at me!?" His voice cracks a bit due to staying quite all this time, though it's back to normal after his second word.

"Have you not been listening all this time, you idiot!?" The tan bluenette snaps back, his tone is irritating Kagami.

"Why would I listen to anything you have to say!?" He is starting to think he is arguing with the annoying idiot about nothing, he absolutely has no idea what the miracle said.

Aomine rolls his eyes, then turns his head back towards the manager, who is still pouting and now glaring up at the teen.

"If you insist, I can always share the room with Tetsu-kun."

"No way I'm gonna let that happen."

"What are you, his guardian or something!?"

"I don't mind sharing with Momoicchi!"

"Shut up, Kise."

"How about me, Sa-chin?"

"Why does everyone suddenly wanna sleep with you?"

"They're not sleeping with me, Aomine-kun!"

"Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean."

"You can't say it like that!"

"Satsuki gets her own room. Someone will simply share his room with two other people." Voice not near as loud as the two childhood friends, silences the small bickering that were starting to break out.

"Hey, so you're saying there aren't enough rooms for everybody?" Kagami's had it with their conversations. No one even bothers to explain it to him, and before the bizarre captain makes his own decision without asking anyone's opinion - his opinion - he might as well speak up while struggling to stop his urge to run away- wait, no, to yell at those bastards.

"Yes, there are only four rooms here. I didn't expect there would be another person to join us." More like, he didn't want an outsider to join his precious elite group's reunion, or so Kagami thinks while suppressing his anger though it is pretty much pointless, when he can't look away from those disturbing heterochromatic eyes that never cease to look down on him.

"Well, sorry to crash your little pathetic party then, shorty." is what he so badly wants to say, but the shooter who has stayed quite all this time finally speaks up, before Kagami can utter a single word.

"I think the smallest three persons sharing the room together would solve the problem nanodayo."

"And who would these smallest three persons be, Shintarou?"

"Obviously Kuroko, y- oof!" Before the bespectacled boy can finish his sentence a box comes flying and hit his jaw from the side.

"Ah? Such a high quality box that is. It didn't even leave a dent, I think my snacks are okay." Murasakibara walks towards the box that is now on the floor, he crouches down and picks it up, then turns it upside down and sideways to make sure his snacks are indeed okay.

"Why did you do that!? It hurts nanodayo! It's going to leave a bruise!" He presses his red jaw violently, as if trying to get rid of it that way.

"Sorry, Mido-chin. I was trying to open it and it just flied to your face like that."

"Impossible! You clearly did that on purpose!"

"Why would I risk my snacks to get destroyed just so I can leave a bruise on your jaw?"

"If you've got a problem with me-"

"Geez. Can't you stop arguing for a whole minute? I'm already tired of it and it hasn't even been an hour since I hang out with you guys." Kagami isn't sure what has gotten into him, but he really is getting tired of their constant arguments and fighting. If it's going to be like this the whole time, he will head home for sure.

"Sorry, mom."

"Hey! Don't call me that! Who said that!?"

"Mom, stop talking."

Kagami glares at the guy in front of him. His eyebrows start to furrow slightly in disbelief. Did Akashi just call me mom?

"Anyway, we will play a simple game tonight to decide who these three unlucky people will be. Therefore it will be fair for everyone."

"Ooh! Everyone should pair up. I have a game in mind. I think I came up with it myself! Teehee~" Momoi looks at each of the boys enthusiastically. Kagami feels a bit uneasy for reasons he doesn't know yet, and he notices he is not the only one.

"What game is it, Satsuki?"

"Hm~ Everyone, pair up. Alphabetically." She adds with a grin Aomine knows so well. She is up to no good.

"Satsuki, are you gonna join us or what? Kagami is by himself."

"Ah~"

"Die, Aomine." Kagami mutters under his breath. He stares at Kuroko who partners up with Kise instead of him.

"Last names start with the same letter should be in the same group. It's okay to have more than two people~"

"Then they should just share the room-"

"No!~ I want you guys to play this game. This will be entertaining me."

"I do not want to be humiliated just to entertain you nanodayo."

"Ehh? I won't make you do something humiliating! Why do you think so badly of me?"

"So what kind of game are we playing?" Akashi does not look pleased to be paired with Aomine. He doesn't even bother to hide it, which Kagami finds amusing. He can only hope this game requires them to use their brains, how pissed will the captain be if the two lose because of Aomine. Though he also wishes it won't involve basketball, the pair would be the ultimate team from hell, he shudders involuntarily.


Sorry to end it in such a weird way.

I'm honestly not sure what kind of game they're going to play, I have an idea though but it's kind of.. weird. I have yet to come up with the questions. Yeah, they're gonna have to answer some questions, and that's it. You guys can feel free to suggest me some more interesting games, that involves pairs going against other pairs.

For the first time for me, I know what's going to happen in this story, I just can't write it yet ;A;

Anyway, feel free to review. So I know what you think~