What should've happened during the big picture show
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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"Yes! This is the ultimate scam!" Eddy smiled as Edd put the finishing touches
on it. "Ed explain to me again where you found a live bear?" Asked Edd
inquisitively. Ed smiled. "I found him on a bog, on a log, on a frog, on a cog ,
on a smog, on a hog, in a hole in the bottom of the sea!" "Right...I'll take your
word on that." Said edd skeptically. "Alright eddy remember it's important
that you don't press the red button until I give the signal got it? Otherwise it'll
screw up the mechanism and it might break...Eddy are you listening?" Eddy
who was busy preening. Immediately looked up. "Wha? Yeah sure, the red button. Got it"...
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"LADIES AND GENTELMAN! I GIVE YOU BEARS GONE WILD! Where for 25
cents you can have an item of your choice destroyed by a bear!" The kids
eagerly lined up and began to pay to have stuff flung into a machine that
tossed the item at the bear inside the cage...Things were going great!...which
of course was Eddy's Que. Huh...now what was it sock head was yammering
about earlier?...something...something about a red button? Eddy looked at
the red button on the console. He shrugged and pressed it. And that's when the
machine went crazy! It began sucking up everything and shooting them out at
random. It sucked up everything trees, ice cream trucks, johnny. Johnny
screamed as he was shot through the air and crashed into a nearby tool
shed...and screamed again when the owners bear-trap collection collapsed on
him and plank. The ice cream truck crashed into the cage freeing and freaking
out the bear. Who then tries to eat a nearby Rolf. Kevin tries to run but is
flattened by a tree. Nazz holds on for dear life as the machine tries to suck her
in. It eventually passes her by- But not before ripping off all her clothes.
Awesome, thinks all the Cul-de-sac boys simultaneously. Before Nazz can even
process this the machine shoots a paint can at her drenching her. It then
comes back around and rips up a good portion of her hair. She screams in
agony. And the ed boys? They're running like there's no tomorrow. All the
while the bear and machine continue to ravage the Cul-de-sac...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
Inspired by CartoonFan12345
A couple chapters might have aspects on my "Pop-goes-the-ed" challenge, for information on this and other challenges go to my profile!
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