JACK SPARROW IN THE SEARCH FOR XANADU ! ! ! ! !

AFter viisitting the Fountain of Youth and all tose shennaniganses, (CaPtain!) Jack Sparrow went in search of mythical sity in Chinas called XANADUn (capittalized and lined for IMPORTANCE!) so that he could reap rewards of beneficials! (also to make the BLACK PEERL big again!(

He and Jibbs sailed on a wide plank to Mexico, where they becam GRINGOS. Mexican angry barristar named Enrique Formidabble threw Jack and Jibbs in JAIL! (Oh NO!) As evil central american barristar turned key in lock, he announced;

"Say good bye to freedom, ugly gringos!"

"THat's CAPTAIN ugly gringos to you!" Jack replied with raking dismissal.

But they were in DIRE STAITS! (love that band)! Jibbs thought all was lost and so dwank himself to death, but Jack restored him with CPR! They desided to hatch escape plan before trial would COMMENSE! (i want more exclam marks but FFNet wont allow it

They hatched devious plot that took weeks of palning and drinking of urine, before they set up plan:

"I wil cry 'LOOK EVERYONE ITS A MOTHERFUCKING EAGLE!'" Jack surmised with extraordinary wink "And you (Jibbs) will shoot Enrique with conealed pistol beforeb running to PANAMA!"

"PANAMA? PANAMA!" Jibbs rezponded with horror "BUT THEIR BE DEBTS UNPAID IN PANAMA"!

"I now," Jac kreplied "But dont owrry; I will pay them with JACKINISM!"

They drank urine and wated for trail to commense!


Meanwhile, across shifting sands and whirling seas, a glaring figure stood despondent and wrathful. With ornery stare and clenched fist, he turned his snout to the wind and coughed. It sounded like a choke.

"Fucking trolls," he hissed. "Fucking crappy writers, fucking Mary Sues, fucking all of them… this one won't escape my grasp."

He slipped below the waves, scythe in hand…

And began hunting.


(WHAT WILL HAPEN IN NEXT CHPTER? FIND OUT NEXT DAY!)