Beacon Rules
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and I saw two story with this kind of thing…so I decided to make another one! Slightly AU and OOC possible femslash and bashing in parts)
To Ozpin's credit, he knew that this was probably going to be a bad idea later on. He was just too busy trying to hunt down more coffee to care as the List took on a life of its own. Once he finally realized it, he thought it was hilarious.
1. If it's cute, it can kick your ass in humiliating ways
A. This goes double for any students that are deemed 'cute'
Team CRDL made the mistake of bullying Velvet in front of Ruby Rose thinking she couldn't do anything because in their words 'she's too cute to be dangerous'…they're expected to wake up some time next week and Ruby said she let them off lightly. When they attacked Ruby in retaliation, Velvet hospitalized them for a month using nothing but some pie and fishing line.
2. Yes Ruby is sweet and cheerful most of the time, no she is not a Yandere
It is to be noted that she DOES know what that word means and doesn't like being called one
Turns out that due to how cute and innocent she was CRDL spread rumors that Ruby was secretly a Yandere and a few people believed them, when she found out she spent half an hour crying.
3. FOR THE LOVE OF MONTY DO NOT MAKE RUBY ROSE CRY!
Turns out that she has LOTS of friends both with the Beacon Students, the Teachers, several so called Civilians, some people from Vale's Criminal World, and various people from other countries here for the tournament…and they were all more than happy to kick the asses of Team CRDL for making Ruby cry. Most of the authority figures looked the other way once they learned WHY the various people had beaten up the four boys.
4. Just because Ruby's cute does not mean you can try and kidnap her.
Please read about how many people were happy to kick the asses of Team CRDL for making her cry, what do you think they'd do to someone who kidnaps her?
Roman and the White Fang grunts who had kidnapped her found that out the hard way
5. For everyone's sake, don't try and tease Ruby with cookies by holding them out of her reach
Team CRDL learned the hard way that there was a REASON Ruby had been able to be advanced two years and her overprotective friends had nothing to do with it
6. Just because her semblance is Speed does not mean you can use her as a carrier service
A. Don't bother asking her, that's just taking advantage of her kindness
Quite a lot of people thought she'd make a great delivery girl and she was too nice to say no, Goodwitch had a very stern talking to with everyone for taking advantage of her while Ruby was in the med-bay for exhaustion after being ran ragged.
7. Just because her stamina is massive does not mean Ruby doesn't need a break, EVERYONE needs a break once in a while.
This came about when CRDL kept running Ruby all over the place with various 'requests' and the poor girl collapsed halfway up a flight of stairs due to lack of sleep. It's only thanks to luck that Goodwitch was in the area and had caught the girl before she got badly hurt.
8. If you hurt or cause any kind of harm to Ruby Rose, we are not held responsible for how badly you get your ass kicked nor will we cover your hospital bills.
A. We DID warn you
Ruby's sister and friends were less than pleased with CRDL for using Ruby like that, on the upside the boys were too scared to even look at Ruby for a week afterwards. The boys were still in detention however.
9. Ozpin and Goodwitch aren't dating or romantically interested in each other, they are merely co-workers and friends.
A. Yes we do hear the rumors and you're not saying anything we haven't heard thousands of times before but it is still annoying
"With the way the students acted you'd swear we were married!" Goodwitch said fed up when she heard a rumor about why she and Ozpin were so close for the thousandth time that day.
10. Breaking down doors and walls does give you an epic entrance, but it is not advisable
A. You'll be paying for the repairs out of your own wallets.
"Crap! Guess I gotta just open the doors regularly now." Yang was very upset by this new rule
11. Ms. Schnee may have been a former musical star, but that does not mean she will sing anytime you ask her too.
A. Despite how effective it is when she does it, don't try to replicate Ruby's puppy dog pout to make her sing. It won't work and they both will be pissed at you for trying
"As if anyone can replicate the dolt's puppy dog pout." Weiss said crossing her arms and not looking at her team leader.
12. Don't make Yang cry.
A. We warned you
No one knew what that Atlas guy had said to her but when Yang broke down sobbing, Ruby broke the boy. She might not be as violent as her sister usually but make her older sister cry and she will be more violent than a dozen Grimm combined…and five times as terrifying.
13. Okay I didn't think this would actually have to put up but apparently you guys can't get the hint…so…DON'T PISS OFF RUBY ROSE!
A. That means no attacking her team and friends.
B. Don't insult her friends either
C. Don't steal her cookies
D. For the love of Monty just stop! She will kill you at this rate CRDL!
Angered at their easy defeat at her hands, Team CRDL tried attacking or angering Ruby in any way…they now had their own beds in the med bay and a slightly growing fear of the younger girl.
14. Glynda Goodwitch does not need to get laid, stop trying to hook her up with someone.
A. We don't care if it's girls or guys just stop. You don't want to piss her off and you're getting there.
Yang thought Goodwitch needed to get laid and tried getting the stern woman to go clubbing with her, she only stopped when Goodwitch got annoyed and went to Ruby who promptly kicked her sister's ass until she promised to stop.
15. While not usually encouraged, beating the crap out of your teammates is a way to prove to them that you are the leader…and as a way to discipline your team.
A. Weiss you aren't going to become leader if you win against Ruby, stop trying. You don't win anyways, she's too fast for your glyphs.
B. While leaders disciplining their teams through proving their 'dominance' is okay, three seventeen year olds ganging up on a fifteen year old will rub people the wrong way and get you in trouble whether they know about the so called 'team training' or not.
Weiss somehow convinced Yang and Blake to attack Ruby at the same time with her…Ruby didn't have to fight them. They hadn't noticed Coco and Velvet on the sidelines until the two had knocked out all three girls. After finding out it was a semi-regular occurrence for her to be attacked…both older girls spirited Ruby to their room for the weekend to protect her they eventually gave her back to her team…they were still walking her almost everywhere whenever they could though.
16. While acceptable and even encouraged against the Grimm, ganging up on and sneak attacking a fellow student or Huntsman is highly dishonorable and will get you in trouble.
A. You boys should have known this was going to happen eventually
Team CRDL kept trying to prove their 'dominance' to Ruby by sneak attacking her and ganging up on her…usually she beat them to a pulp in a minute, one time they made the mistake of attacking her around someone else…on the plus side Yang got along with that Arslan girl from Haven due to their shared love of beating the crap out of people with their fists.
17. Team CRDL…please just stop. One of these days we won't be able to help you after you pissed off one of Ruby's usually powerful friends.
A. Just stop attacking Ruby all together, it never ends well for you four!
They really should have known better than trying to attack Ruby from behind on the streets…especially with all the people from the other schools around. On the plus side Yang was happy that her sister was making even more friends that were protective enough to beat up whatever idiot attacked Ruby and the boys weren't unconscious for too long this time.
18. Ruby Rose and Pyrrha Nikos are not allowed to spar for fun…or fight against each other at all.
A. Because we like to keep the school standing thank you!
The two were the strongest of their generations…naturally a fight between a girl moving at super speeds on a regular basis and a girl who has polarity for a semblance equals massive property damage and Pyrrha finding someone who can hold their own against her for more than ten minutes.
19. All fanclubs are to be warned, if you are caught stalking the object of your affections then the teachers will only keep them from killing you and bring you to the med-bay.
A. We won't stop them from kicking your ass.
Reese of Team ABRN had spotted someone stalking Ruby when she was hanging out with their team talking about weapons and the differences in the kingdoms and told her teammates about it. The boy turned out to be a fanboy that was a senior at Signal…he's expected to recover motor functions sometime within the next month.
20. Please note that just because she's stern, it does not mean that Professor Goodwitch doesn't care. She's just better at hiding it.
A. Attack her students around her at your own peril…
B. This goes double if you attack Ruby, Goodwitch DOES have maternal instincts after all
Some no name team from Mistral tried attacking Ruby, seeing her young age as a slight against them for some reason…Goodwitch handed them their asses on a silver platter without her weapon, made sure Ruby was okay, and then took the younger girl out for cookies.
21. Unless your name is Nora Valkyrie you aren't allergic to boredom
A. And yes her allergy is legit, confirmed with doctors and everything.
22. For the love of Oum, Nora and Ruby are not allowed to have or be alone in the same room as Coffee, candy, or sugar in general.
A. Those two are crazy enough as it is, we don't need them both hyper.
B. One of them hyper at a time is bad enough, both of them hyper at the same time…
Let's just say that Beacon got a new paint job… and they still didn't know how the girls did it. At least when she was off of her sugar high Ruby was sorry about what she had done… Nora not so much.
23. Do not attempt to 'Boop' anyone, that is Nora's thing and she will hurt you if you steal it.
A. She says that it's okay if Ruby and Ren do it though
One of the older girls thought it was cute and used it on her boyfriend… Nora sent them both to the hospital but they were hurt badly.
24. It is a known fact that Ruby seems to blame herself anytime something goes wrong, she is no longer aloud to do that
A. If you hear or see her blaming herself feel free to talk her out of it or take her to Goodwitch.
Team CRDL blamed her for things going wrong and being the sweet but naïve girl she is, Ruby beloved that everything wrong was her fault. All the stress and blaming herself had gotten to her and she had a small mental breakdown in front of Goodwitch. She'll be okay, Team CRDL not so much.
25. I don't care what the reasons, due to her naïve and innocent nature Ruby is not to be left alone with any male over the age of fourteen. At least two other girls or Goodwitch must be present.
A. I thank the teams from Atlas, Haven, and Mistral that are helping with this rule especially.
B. Correction, two girls that don't knee the boy over fourteen must be present.
One boy from Haven tried taking advantage of Ruby's innocence, he's luck that Nora only broke two of his legs instead of all three… the boy's girlfriend wasn't happy when she learned why he had been brutally sterilized.
