A/N: This oneshot involves Hichigo (Dark Ichigo) from Bleach and Kyuubi from Naruto. The word used in this one is sofa. I might turn this into a two-shot, but for now, it will remain as is. Obviously AU and a x-over.
Disclaimer: Really, if I owned either, there would be so much chaos in both. Plus I'd be very rich.
Kyuubi frowned as he looked around at the seemingly endless desert. It was just so boring. Sure, it was perfect for fighting, nothing to get in the way or hide behind. But, he wasn't fighting, or even causing pointless destruction. He had just arrived in Hueco Mundo and already he was bored out of his mind. At least when he was sealed in the brat, he had a source of entertainment. Here he had nothing. There wasn't even anyone around to torture.
Resisting the urge to fire off random attacks, Hichigo continued his trek through the endless desert. He'd been wandering the desert for what felt like months, but he couldn't really be sure. Time seemed to pass differently in Hueco Mundo. Aside from vowing to destroy the one responsible for sending him to this hellhole of a desert, Hichigo didn't really think about how he had ended up there in the first place.
Having already traveled several hundred miles in a straight line, and still come across nothing to ease his boredom, Kyuubi settled himself down atop a dune to take a nap. He'd rather take a nap for a couple of decades than spend it bored. Besides, he knew he'd wake up if someone was foolish enough to attack him, or before he was about to be buried beneath the sand entirely. Experience told him that it would be at least a decade before that happened. Resting his muzzle on his paws, Kyuubi curled his tails around himself before drifting off to sleep. His last thought was that he hoped there would be something interesting when he woke up.
It had started out as a red/orange dot on the horizon. Hichigo had almost believed it to be a mirage, but then it started to slowly grow bigger the closer he had gotten. By the time he had reached it, he knew it was a giant fox of some kind. Up close, he could see that it actually had nine tails. Finally having a source of entertainment, Hichigo grinned as he settled himself on a couple of the fox's tails. It wasn't as comfortable as a sofa, but it would be fine for taking a nap. He had nothing but time to think of the most entertaining way to wake the fox up after all. There was no need for him to rush things.
Cracking an eye open, Kyuubi observed the odd human using his tails as a sofa. He could amuse himself now, but he didn't want to break his new playmate too soon. Going back to his nap, he shifted his tails ever so slightly. If he was going to be used as a sofa, it might as well be a comfortable one.
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