A/N: Spider-Man and it's characters aren't owned by me. They are owned by Marvel Comics. As for Red vs Blue and their characters they are owned by Rooster Teeth Productions. Rate and enjoy the crossover! Note: This is my first fanfiction so don't expect it to be all professional. :(

Somewhere in New York Manhattan

Citizens of New York look up and see their local vigilante Spider-Man. The well known vigilante is hated by the "Jolly" one, none other than J. Jonah Jameson. Calling the vigilante a "masked menace" and unfortunately those who are fans of the jolly one agree while others disagree. Spider-Man has saved countless lives while risking his own, though, he doesn't ask anything in return. It has been 4 months since he has received the powers and has also received the responsibility.

Spidey quickly checks his watch and decides to go home just in time for his curfew. As soon as he heads back he hears a scream of a woman.

Great…. Just great, Spidey thought. He then swings towards to the location of the scream. He then looks around to find two figures. One a man and one a woman. Spidey heads into action before the mugger attempts to injure the innocent woman.

"Hey!" Spidey yelled just in time to stop the mugger from hurting the woman. The mugger was startled to hear the voice. He quickly turns around to meet the masked vigilante of New York. "Get back ya creep!" the mugger commanded while pointing his knife towards spidey. "Okay.. okay I'll step back," spidey replied quickly, "hey your shoes are untied!" Spider-Man said while pointing at his shoes. The mugger glanced at his shoes to discover that it was a lie. "HA! Gotcha!" Spidey said amused. Spidey quickly to this time to deliver a strong uppercut on the mugger and instantly was out cold. Spider-Man went to confront the woman if she was okay.

"Hey, are you alright?" Spider-Man asked the woman

The woman was still shocked at what had happened a few seconds ago but then she answered.

"Ye-Yeah, I-I-I'm alright." the woman answered

"Call the cops to take this guy to the slammer," Spider-Man ordered, "be safe ma'am."

The woman complied and Spider-Man was headed home. Well that takes care of that, now time to head home and get some rest for school.

Somewhere else…

The A.I epsilon A.K.A Church is obviously annoyed by one person out of all the sim troopers…. Caboose.

"-And we went to this wonderful place and we went somewhere else ah man Church you should have been there. Then we got some cotton candy and we went bowling and we went-" Church cut him mid-sentence and the anger brewing in him, as Caboose rambles on about some dumb adventure, is suddenly released.

"MOTHER OF GOD CABOOSE! YOU SAY ONE MORE WORD ABOUT THIS ADVENTURE I'M GONNA GET SOME ROBOTS ON YOUR ASS!" Church Yelled at Caboose. Caboose was going to continue but decided against it as he knows better not to upset Church. Simmons comes in and informs Church of the teleporter he and Doc were working on is completed. The information Church has received seemed to calm him down by 75%. The A.I vanishes and makes his way to the teleporter while Simmons and Caboose make their way to the teleporter. Upon arriving at the teleporter they are greeted by Grif, Sarge, Lopez, Donut, Tucker, Doc, Carolina, and Washington. Epsilon has already met up with them and Simmons and Caboose are making their way to the group.

"Are you sure this teleporter will take us off Chorus?" Church asked Doc

"Simmons and I are certain this will take us to Blood Gulch," Doc answered with enthusiasm, "I hope..." Doc said under his breath. Unfortunately everyone heard the words of Doc under his breath.

"What did you say?" asked Grif with a hint of doubt in his voice.

"I-I said it wi-will work. Trust me!" Doc replied lying.

"Yeah, that doesn't put me at ease." Grif said.

"Better than being on this planet, right?" Tucker argued.

"Screw it! Veto! We're going! No questions!" Church said quickly not wanting to argue anymore.

"Man this sucks..." Tucker complained in his new armor that once belonged to The Meta, A.K.A Agent Maine. Epsilon assists Tucker to run most of the armor's functions.

"Where will we end up?" Donut asked in his high voice. Most of red team don't like him due to his "nature" and making things sound wrong.

"Doesn't matter as long as were off this god forsaken planet." Sarge answered with a hint of annoyance due to the fact that he doesn't want to spend one second on this planet.

The group then made their way into the teleporter. Unknown to them they will arrive in a different location. A location that holds the home of the famous masked vigilante, Spider-Man...