DIACLAIMER: I am NOT Stephenie Meyer. I do NOT own ANYTHING TWILIGHT!
This is all done in plain...randomness fun!
Summary: Somethings up with Edward and Jasper. They're acting very strange. When they both decide to get online...things get VERY RANDOM!
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EmoLover47 [4:24 P.M.]: (jasper has logged on)
EmoLover47 [4:24 P.M.]: hey edward.
PianoplayingVampire22 [4:24 P.M.]: (edward has logged on)
PianoplayingVampire22 [4:24 P.M.]: Wuts good jasp!
EmoLover47 [4:25 P.M.]: jasp? that sounds like wasp you friggin a-hole!
PianoplayingVampire22 [4:25 P.M.]: Jasp! Maybe u are a wasp...in discuise!
EmoLover47 [4:26 P.M.]: O EM GEE! lets friggin go SHOPPING!
PianoplayingVampire22 [4:28 P.M.]: OMGEEE...lets go get our fantabulous hair did!
EmoLover47 [4:28 P.M.]: why the frick is my screenname EmoLover47?!? EDWARD!! IT WONT CHANGE YOU SON OF A BITCH!!
PianoplayingVampire22 [4:30 P.M.]: Hmm well maybe if u wernt such a penis-licker then maybe just MAYBE itd change for u..u SOB!
EmoLover47 [4:30 P.M.]: GRRRRR!!!!!!!!
EmoLover47 [4:30 P.M.]: How does it feel to be a 108 year old virgin!!!!!
PianoplayingVampire22 [4:30 P.M.]: U can shove the GRRRR up Emmett's but!
PianoplayingVampire22 [4:32 P.M.]: Hmm well its kind of like this: looking at a scary pic of keanu reeves for the first time!
EmoLover47 [4:33 P.M.]: AH! KEANU REEVES! RUN! *comes back* Carlisle called, he said he took care of Bella for you! *sticks tounge out*
PianoplayingVampire22 [4:35 P.M.]: Hmm well let's see here, bellas good to go..so let's go watch carlisle break dance!
EmoLover47 [4:36 P.M.]: He and Emmett said something about...Tanya?
PianoplayingVampire22 [4:37 P.M.]: Well she's not as good as carlisle but their guna have a dance-off! That shuld be fantabulous!
EmoLover47 [4:38 P.M.]: OoOoOoO! wait till Bella hears you had a dance-off with TANYA! shes gunna be piiiiiissssseeeeddd!
PianoplayingVampire22 [4:39 P.M.]: I think bella needs to shut it otherwise....jacob takes her to go whale watching!
EmoLover47 [4:40 P.M.]: so what... you and jacob are all BESTIES now?
PianoplayingVampire22 [4:41 P.M.]: No not totaly..hes just my BITCH!
EmoLover47 [4:41 P.M.]: he told me to give you something...
PianoplayingVampire22 [4:42 P.M.]: And what wuld that be? A doo-rag for u?
EmoLover47 [4:42 P.M.]: ()()
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EmoLover47 [4:42 P.M.]: a bunny bitch!
EmoLover47 [4:42 P.M.]: eat it! EAT IT!!
PianoplayingVampire22 [4:44 P.M.]: Wow ur good!! (,,,)(= ^ _ ^ =)(,,,) its a fat pussy! EAT THAT!
EmoLover47 [4:45 P.M.]: Does bella know about that dirty mouth, Eddie-Kins?
PianoplayingVampire22 [4:46 P.M.]: Well jasp! Say one word or ill CUT U NIKKA!
EmoLover47 [4:46 P.M.]: OMG hi Edward! Its Alice!!!
PianoplayingVampire22 [4:47 P.M.]: OMG allice!!! Go tell rosalie to shave her stash!
EmoLover47 [4:48 P.M.]: whats up your butt today?!?! *runs screaming out the room*
PianoplayingVampire22 [4:48 P.M.]: Allice come back!!!
PianoplayingVampire22 [4:49 P.M.]: Its rosalie!
EmoLover47 [4:49 P.M.]: Rose, its Emmett... you don't have a stash...right?
PianoplayingVampire22 [4:50 P.M.]: No emmet! Go tell edward to ho wash his ballz!
EmoLover47 [4:50 P.M.]: wanna break some houses tonight, babe?? *winks*
PianoplayingVampire22 [4:51 P.M.]: Hmm emmet! Ok! Let's go to bellas room and break that!
EmoLover47 [4:51 P.M.]: Saaaweeet!
PianoplayingVampire22 [4:52 P.M.]: *waves bye*
EmoLover47 [4:52 P.M.]: *leaves*
EmoLover47 [4:52 P.M.]: WTF was THAT on?
PianoplayingVampire22 [4:52 P.M.]: That was on my pale white ass!
EmoLover47 [4:53 P.M.]: Alice came it, knocked me over, tied me to the bed, sat at the computer going "MUAHAHAHAHA!" and rubbing her hands!
EmoLover47 [4:53 P.M.]: scared the SHIT outa me!
PianoplayingVampire22 [4:53 P.M.]: Who's here? The wasp?
EmoLover47 [4:54 P.M.]: shut up Eddie-Kins!
PianoplayingVampire22 [4:55 P.M.]: *runs to wasp* -bitch slaps- *runs away* MUAHAHAHA!!!
EmoLover47 [4:55 P.M.]: *falls on the floor in a ball and crys hystericaly*
PianoplayingVampire22 [4:56 P.M.]: Aww its ok my jaspy! U can call me and I can kiss u thru the fone!
EmoLover47 [4:57 P.M.]: kiss me through the fone...kiss me through fone...Ill see you later on! later oonnn!!
EmoLover47 [4:57 P.M.]: *gets up and starts dancing like a princess*
PianoplayingVampire22 [4:59 P.M.]: * gets up* -raises the roof- (literaly) picks jasper up! Spinz around like a lil kid! I love u my jaspy-bear!
EmoLover47 [5:00 P.M.]: stop. dont ever do that again. ESME!! IM SCARED! *runs to the kitchen*
PianoplayingVampire22 [5:02 P.M.]: What a lil pusssyy!!! Run bitch run! Go cry to MOMMYYY!!! I hope she bites u!
EmoLover47 [5:02 P.M.]: *runs back to the computer* you son of a bitch! *smacks you* MUAHAHAHAHA! *dances around the room*
PianoplayingVampire22 [5:04 P.M.]: Jaspy....*singz* u spin my head right round right round...like a reccord babii right round! Does party boy!
EmoLover47 [5:05 P.M.]: YEA BOII! *does the running man*
PianoplayingVampire22 [5:06 P.M.]: Hey jasp let's go buy some coloring books and a box of 64 crayons and color our hearts out!
EmoLover47 [5:06 P.M.]: Sounds fan-friggin-tastic! wait...can I have the whinne the phoo one?!?
PianoplayingVampire22 [5:07 P.M.]: Ohh yes jasp...but I get dibs on the beauty and the beast one! Cuz ima beaaassstttt!!!
EmoLover47 [5:10 P.M.]: *runs off with edward to the store*
*comes back*
Wasnt that friggin awesome?!?
PianoplayingVampire22 [5:11 P.M.]: *runs to jasp* -hugzz- I wuv u jaspypoo! Now take this like a bitch! *pokes* -runs away-
EmoLover47 [5:12 P.M.]: *cries*
PianoplayingVampire22 [5:13 P.M.]: Jasp u can be my I can make yo body sang..wee oh wee oh wee! Like a cop car!
EmoLover47 [5:14 P.M.]: you lost your fhuckin mind. *walks away*
PianoplayingVampire22 [5:16 P.M.]: *shakes head* -yells: u never where a good colorer, u color outside the lines anyway!-
EmoLover47 [5:18 P.M.]: i color just as good as any one ya'll bitches!! *throws fist down on table* it breaks. DAMN IT!
PianoplayingVampire22 [5:19 P.M.]: *grabs a bowl* drops it..STOP BUSTIN CARLISLES BOWLS!
EmoLover47 [5:19 P.M.]: LMAO! shit...rosalies here
EmoLover47 [5:19 P.M.]: RUN!
PianoplayingVampire22[5:20 P.M.]: Well tell that hoe train I said how's her stash!
EmoLover47 [5:22 P.M.]: fhuckin ALICE and ROSALIE are makin a list of things im not allowed to do!! MUTHATRUCKAS!
PianoplayingVampire22 [5:23 P.M.]: Well maybe u can b my mole..and sneak a peek and tell me their evil plots!
EmoLover47 [5:24 P.M.]: wait...you hear that?
PianoplayingVampire22 [5:25 P.M.]: All I hear is their nasty minds!
EmoLover47 [5:25 P.M.]: EXACTLY! its coming from... your piano bitch!!
PianoplayingVampire22 [5:26 P.M.]: Oh hell nah!!! Those bitches best get'ta steppin off my piano!
EmoLover47 [5:27 P.M.]: whered you last go hunting, Compton??
EmoLover47 [5:27 P.M.]: YEA BOI!
PianoplayingVampire22 [5:31 P.M.]: LOL...whered u go hunting? In bellair with will smith?
EmoLover47 [5:32 P.M.]: Innnnn west phildelphia, born and raised, on the playground is where i spent most of my days! *throws hands in the air like I just dont care!*
PianoplayingVampire22 [5:35 P.M.]: So did u get in one lil fight and ur MOM got scared..and said ur movin with ur aunty and uncle it la push!
EmoLover47 [5:36 P.M.]: with all those mutts! HALE NO! haha...hale...
PianoplayingVampire22 [5:38 P.M.]: *laughs my ass off* those mutts can go imprinting with the humans! Dam mongrals!
EmoLover47 [5:38 P.M.]: Leaha saw me naked...
PianoplayingVampire22 [5:40 P.M.]: Seth and sam saw emmett nakie! And they said...WHERES HIS WEENIE!
EmoLover47 [5:41 P.M.]: i think that has something to do with that bear attack...i might be wrong... she was all, thats a smexie beesh!!! *giggles*
PianoplayingVampire22 [5:43 P.M.]: F to the r to the e to the e to the c to the r the e d it re to the port to the . To the com..comon everybody garb ur blood and sing along!!!
EmoLover47 [5:44 P.M.]: yummmmm blood. wait! focus JASPER! FOCUS! bella... do I smell Bella?
EmoLover47 [5:44 P.M.]: *starts to sneak away*
PianoplayingVampire22 [5:45 P.M.]: Hmm no bellas with jacob going whale watching..i told that besh not to talk back to me! No body talks back to edward cullen..NOBODY!!
PianoplayingVampire22 [5:46 P.M.]: *grabs jasps shirt* pulls back..dont walk away from me u wasp!
EmoLover47 [5:47 P.M.]: *starts sissy kicking you in the back of the head!*
PianoplayingVampire22 [5:48 P.M.]: OH EM GEE...Jasp..emmett came up to me and showed me a video tape of u trying on esmes clothes and heels! Plz tell me that's not true!
EmoLover47 [5:49 P.M.]: ITS NOT TRUE!! .........it was alice's clothes.
EmoLover47 [5:49 P.M.]: *sheepish grin*
PianoplayingVampire22 [5:53 P.M.]: I knew u loved alice..but I didn't kno ud take it that far! STAY OUTA HER CLOTHES...she doesn't like it!
EmoLover47 [5:53 P.M.]: I spray painted all her purses...they say "I HEART WOLVES" MUHAHAHAHA!
PianoplayingVampire22 [5:55 P.M.]: Wow that was goood! *giggles* *walks away* -writes I HEART JAMES with sharpie on jaspers base ball bat!
EmoLover47 [5:57 P.M.]: YOU SON OF A BITCH! *esme walks in, smacks me in the back of the head, and runs* DAMN YOU MOM! COME BACK OR NO NOODLES FOR YOU TONIGHT!!
PianoplayingVampire22 [5:59 P.M.]: I'm tellinng on YOU!!!!!
EmoLover47 [6:00 P.M.]: COME BACK HERE EDWARD!
PianoplayingVampire22 [6:01 P.M.]: * runnssss* -sticks out tongue- screams: you can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man!
EmoLover47 [6:02 P.M.]: Oh your the gingerbread man, eh? well guess what? IM THE MUFFIN MAN! AND I PUT GINGERBREAD MEN IN MY MUTHATRUCKIN MUFFINS BITCH!! MUHAHAHA!
PianoplayingVampire22 [6:03 P.M.]: *grabs muffin* drops it on the ground and steps on it. Your not the muffin man anymore BITCH!!
EmoLover47 [6:04 P.M.]: *screams and puts hands on my cheeks* OH NOES! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
PianoplayingVampire22 [6:05 P.M.]: -turns on sterio- break dances to 'let it rock'
EmoLover47 [6:06 P.M.]: *turns on raido* Hannah Montana's, Best of Both worlds comes on. HEY EDWARD! ITS EMMETTS SONG!
PianoplayingVampire22 [6:06 P.M.]: *screams at jasp* ITS THE MUTHA FHUKIN KOTONMOUTH KINGS BITCH!
EmoLover47 [6:07 P.M.]: *steps back. eyes wide* WTF?
PianoplayingVampire22 [6:08 P.M.]: Steps forward *puts on doo-rag* that's how I roll!
EmoLover47 [6:09 P.M.]: *gets down on one knee, crosses arms in front of me* YEA BOI!
PianoplayingVampire22 [6:12 P.M.]: Serenades to jasp: ''baby u kno that I miss u I wana get wit u but I can't right now and baby that's the issue.i just wana kiss u but i cant so baby kiss me thru the fone!''
EmoLover47 [6:12 P.M.]: *jumps up, kicking you in the face* TAKE THAT BEOTCH!
PianoplayingVampire22 [6:13 P.M.]: *karate chops u on the head* take THAT beeesshhh!
EmoLover47 [6:14 P.M.]: THATS IT! im outa here!
EmoLover47 [6:14 P.M.]: (jasper has logged off)
EmoLover47 [6:16 P.M.]: (jasper has logged on)
EmoLover47 [6:16 P.M.]: NICE! YOU DONT EVEN COME AFTER ME! *sobs uncontrolably*
PianoplayingVampire22 [6:18 P.M.]: (edward has logged off)
EmoLover47 [6:19 P.M.]: WHAHAHAHAHA!
PianoplayingVampire22 [6:19 P.M.]: (edward has logged on)
PianoplayingVampire22 [6:20 P.M.]: HAHAHA...u cry baby!
EmoLover47 [6:20 P.M.]: meanie head! *slaps the computer screen*
PianoplayingVampire22 [6:20 P.M.]: I don't come after sissy lalas!
PianoplayingVampire22 [6:21 P.M.]: I KNEW IT....u ARE in love with jacob! Its too good to be true! *sobbs* u traider!
EmoLover47 [6:22 P.M.]: Grouchy much? *laughs to myself*
PianoplayingVampire22 [6:24 P.M.]: Whoreish much? *laughs out loud* -pokes the comp screen- his screen name shuld be jaspyzahoe69 !!!
EmoLover47 [6:30 P.M.]: YOU BITCH! *pimp slaps you*
EmoLover47 [6:33 P.M.]: *grabs the computer with both hands, shaking it* YOUR SCREENNAME SHOULD BE deadgingerbreadmanstuffedinmuffinsbythesexynessthatisjasper47!! MUAHAHA!
PianoplayingVampire22 [6:34 P.M.]: Don't hate! Just cuz I dont wana go whale watchin and hold hands with jacob! U guys can chew on bones 2gether!
EmoLover47 [6:35 P.M.]: OH NO YOU DID'INT?!?
EmoLover47 [6:35 P.M.]: *snaps the z formation*
PianoplayingVampire22 [6:39 P.M.]: *walks in jasps room with carlisle * - we both do the shoulder dance- on the same que!
EmoLover47 [6:40 P.M.]: *rolls on the floor laughing then joins in*
PianoplayingVampire22 [6:41 P.M.]: *laughs my fhuking ass off* u can join I guess! But ur not in the ''kewl crew'' so u can't dance like us! Haha
EmoLover47 [6:42 P.M.]: WHAT THE FHUCK IS THAT SHIT ON!?!??! *throws a hissy fit*
PianoplayingVampire22 [6:43 P.M.]: Go ahead throw a hissy fit! *smacks in the face*
EmoLover47 [6:44 P.M.]: LIKE THAT HURT! MUAHAHAHAH! *dances in a circle singing Im too sexy for my shirt! Im, too sexy for my shirt! Im, too sexy that it HURTS!*
PianoplayingVampire22 [6:47 P.M.]: *laughs ass off* oh jasp..we shuld play a nice game of baseball so u can show off ur new bat!!!!
EmoLover47 [6:48 P.M.]: FRICK YOU PRICK! haha. that ryhmes. haha. *starts snapping fingers*
PianoplayingVampire22 [6:55 P.M.]: ohh so u can rhyme now? U kiss ur momma with that mouth?
EmoLover47 [6:56 P.M.]: *smears popcorn butter on my lips and chases after you* KISSY KISSY EDIE-KINS!
PianoplayingVampire22 [6:59 P.M.]: O.O u better not! Or ill tell allice!
EmoLover47 [6:59 P.M.]: ALICE SHMALICE! *does the chicken dance on top of alice's new bed sheets*
PianoplayingVampire22 [7:04 P.M.]: *runs and bodyslams jasp on the floor* HAHAHA BEESH!
EmoLover47 [7:06 P.M.]: Great...Now YOU have to explain the man sized hole in Esmes new wood floors! STICK THAT IN YOU BLOOD STAW AND SUCK IT!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!
PianoplayingVampire22 [7:11 P.M.]: Ohh I'm sooo scared! Ill body slam esme too!
EmoLover47 [7:12 P.M.]: She soo small...but then you have to deal with CARLISLE! *turns around and see Alice...SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL* Hi Edward! Jasper will be...gone...for a little while.
EmoLover47 [7:13 P.M.]: EEK! *shudders and crys softly* I just saw Emmett and Rose goin at it on the couch! OH THE HUMANITY!!
PianoplayingVampire22 [7:19 P.M.]: OHHHEEMMMMGEEEEE!!!! U KNo u wana join in their lil festivities!!
EmoLover47 [7:19 P.M.]: I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! *passes out from the pain*
EmoLover47 [7:21 P.M.]: Wow...Why is Alice passed out on the floor? She locked me in the basement..but i got out! THAT WILL TEACH YOU, YOU LITTLE PIXIE!! MUAHAHAHAHA!
PianoplayingVampire22 [7:23 P.M.]: *picks jasper up while he's passed out* draws a mustashe on face and beard and devil hornes! MUAHAHA that'l teach him not to mess with me!
EmoLover47 [7:24 P.M.]: IM NOT PASSED OUT! THATS ALICE YOU JUST DREW ON!! OOOHHH SNAP! WAIT TILL SHE WAKES UP!! HAHAHA!
PianoplayingVampire22 [7:26 P.M.]: OHHH MY GOD!! *puts on obahma mask* what now! U can't see me u can't see me!!
EmoLover47 [7:27 P.M.]: OH WOW! Its such an honor to meet you PRESIDENT OBAMA!
PianoplayingVampire22 [7:29 P.M.]: Shut up! Its better then looking like u...lookin like u gota stick up ur ass! BOOO YAAAA!!!
EmoLover47 [7:29 P.M.]: (jasper has logged off)
PianoplayingVampire22 [7:29 P.M.]: (edward has logged off)
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(A/N) This was sooo much fun to make with my very talented sister! :D
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