Mr. 0-San: What are you all talking about?! I'm not the REAL Mr. 0-San!
Straw Hat Crew: *Stares at me unamused*
Me: ….
SHC: ….
Luffy: Gomu Gomu no stor-
Me: AAAAAGGGHHH! DON'T HURT ME! *Runs away screaming*
Luffy: ….
Luffy: I was about to say Gomu Gomu no Storytime...
Luffy: Where's the popcorn?! *drools*
Me: *From afar* Please enjoy! Flames and/or hate comments ARE allowed! So be as asshole-ish as you want! I DO NOT OWN ONE PIECE, SO DON'T BE ALL THINKING I'M ODA-SENSEI, KAY?
Luffy: I thought you were Crocodile...
Sanji: Who's Oda-Sensei?
Me: *sweatdrops*
The Refrigerator-Raider
On a dusk, dark night with the wind so mellow,
In creeped a lad with a hat of yellow,
With tasteful thoughts strung through his mind,
He knew to them he wouldn't be kind,
Into the kitchen with his greedy stare,
He entered slowly with unexpected care,
To accomplish the deed no one would dare.
The thought of beef wavered through his head,
Of fish and takoyaki on top of some bread,
Not that he'd care, he thought hungrily,
He'd feast just purely on gluttony,
As he thought of eating with a measly fork,
Hah! I'd eat a whole cheese wheel along with some pork!
As he slowly inched toward the curly-cook's lair,
He knew that he surely would be unaware,
The man with the eye-covering spikey blond hair,
However he was caught and said with a pout,
"What the hell is this about?"
And Sanji with anger to top even Hades,
"You Baka! This food is all for the ladies!"
The next night, however, with nary a care,
The refrigerator-raider had returned with a flair.
Luffy: WOW! That made my nightly-raids sound sophisticated!
Nami: How the hell do you know such a long word as Sophisticated?
Luffy: What? Do you think I'm an idiot?
Everyone: Yes...
Me: Thanks for reading! I'll try to post a new one soon! This was fun!
