A/N: Involves the characters of Naruto and Kyuubi. I think I'm getting a little better at summaries, if not at titles. The word that inspired this oneshot was cushy. Hope that you find it amusing. Bold text is when Kyuubi is speaking. Rather short, but I hope that you enjoy.

Disclaimer: Own Naruto, I do not.


Being sealed inside a child, Kyuubi had thought he had sunk as low as he could go. That was before his host had started to meditate. Now he knew that he had sunk as low as he possibly could. All with a singe argument he had with the blonde idiot he had been sealed within.

Growling, Kyuubi resigned himself to his fate. No matter how many times he tried, he couldn't kill his jailor, let alone inflict pain on him whenever he visited. After two months, Kyuubi was positive that he had tried everything he could. So instead of trying to bite the blonde's head off, he allowed Naruto to make himself comfortable on a few of his tails. As annoying as the brat was, his visits did take the edge off his boredom.

Finally comfortable, Naruto spoke as he absentmindedly stroked the fur beneath him. "You know Kyuubi, your tails are probably one of the cushiest things I've ever laid on." "You impudent maggot of a mortal, my tails are not cushy." If it weren't useless, Kyuubi would have sunk a claw into Naruto's stomach.

"Yes they are."

"Are not."

"Are too."

"Are not."

"Are too infinity. Ha, take that you bastard fox. I win. Your tails are cushy."

Snarling, Kyuubi snapped his fangs in anger. "My tails are not cushy you poor excuse of walking fertilizer." Even as he ground his teeth in anger, Kyuubi didn't send the blonde idiot tumbling from his sprawled position on his tails.

"Fine then. If your tails aren't cushy, than what are they?" Grumbling at the grinning fool, Kyuubi lifted his nose as he growled disdainfully. "My tails are fluffy, not cushy."

For a moment, there was peaceful silence, then Naruto fell off his tails, clutching his stomach as he howled with laughter. Kyuubi was thankful that only he knew of his humiliation. As it was, the demon fox just knew that the blonde baka wouldn't let him live it down. He would stand by his argument though. Fluffy tails implied something cute, while cushy tails implied something cuddly. He would rather be seen as cute than something that posed no threat of danger. He had officially hit rock bottom.


A/N: Poor Kyuubi, he's finally hit rock bottom. Reviews are always of the good. Thanks for reading.