The Earth started with an explosion, and with that explosion evolution took hold and our existence was formed; a chemical reaction.
Two months ago, while she was shopping for a friend's Engagement party, Krisztina, or more commonly referred to by close friends as Kuri, had been shopping at a rather adult shop. She was naughty, but seemed oh so nice, and this was the shop she was in, Naughty but Nice. She was embarrassed to be in such an adult toy shop as she was still … inexperienced in some places.
It wasn't like she was ugly; in fact she was quite an exotic beauty. Dark brown, almost black, flowing silky hair, nice tanned complexion, and strikingly bright brown eyes, that varied in shades. She had just never found the right person that suited her, ever since he left. Truth was, she was saving herself for him, and as corny as it sounds she was waiting for the right moment with him, if he ever came back.
Deidara had enlisted in the army, and this was going to be his last mission but she had never heard from him again, it was like the army was his way to break up with her. Not a word from him, not a message and not even a goodbye. It had left her quite upset, but she never cried; she never cried over herself, never saw the point. Only, she did cry when she thought of the idea of Deidara being dead. That was one of the reasons she was in this store right now, she had wanted to forget about him, as best as she could, she would do everything to stop thinking about the only guy that made her giggle with joy.
A yellow haired man had been walking around the store for a while, looking for his friend's engagement party gift. The stores yellow building had caught his attention, making him enter the obscenely pervert building. Walking down the aisles he came to a male toy collection, grabbing the first inappropriate toy he could find and walking to the counter. Buying it and leaving.
A brunette had seen a mess of blonde hair dash past her as she too had exited the shop with her sex toy for the pair of lovers.
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She entered the house, a haze of blue clolouring her vision. After a moment she realized it was just the over-the-top decorations, a mixture of blues and white and 'congratulations'.
Sitting on the couch were the pair of lovers, seme beside uke, arm in arm with their heads resting together. Those damn Uchiha brothers. Walking over I specifically handed the present to Sasuke, knowing the boy would blush furiously – Although very unlike him.
Just as predicted he turned a nice shade of Tomato red, quite obvious with the blue and white surrounding the house.
After half a bottle of Vodka her vision was starting to blur. Falling onto the armchair, legs hanging lazily over the arms she sat, staring at the kissing couple on the couch.
"Sorry I'm late you guys," said a new voice to my incoherent ears, "I didn't miss the party did I, un?"
"Of course, the party never begins unless you're here" Krisztina replied both sarcastically and slurred.
