gerard was eating cereal when suddenly he saw captain crunch on the box. "that is the most beautiful peice of man i have ever seen i have to find him irl and then have sloppy makeouts nd ge d" he said, putting on his jacket that said emo to the extremo and swiftly exiting his home.
"hey gerarard" said frank "where r u going"
"im going to fuck captain crunch" he said cheerfully
"oh"
gerard skipped away merrily
he knocked on mr. crunches door
"ive been waiting 4 u gerard" he said with a smirk
"crunchitize me captain" he said suggestively
"oh yeah bby" said captain as he whipped out his hUge shallangus bangus
gerard shreiked, then calmed down after realizing it was just captain crunch's huge donkey kong
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