Our story opens up on a casual scene in the everyday lives of Hogwarts students. But of course, to them, nothing seems normal, and you will soon understand why. Eventually.
"HOW in the CRABAPPLE did RON get his hands on CHARLIE'S OWLING ADDRESS?!"
"Perry, calm down-"
"I WILL NOT CALM DOWN!"
"YOU WILL CALM DOWN OR SO HELP ME I WILL TELL CHARLIE THAT-"
"DON'T YOU DARE HARRIETTA!"
"You know I will, Perrin." The blond-haired girl known as Harrietta, aka Harry, crossed her arms and smirked at the taller girl, Perrin (Perry) who was standing above her and trying but failing miserably at being intimidating.
"Fine..." Perry murmured as she plopped down at her seat again. Suddenly, unknown to Perry (Harry and Hermione were sitting across from her, so they got to see-) Luna Lovegood, tiny and excited came running up and started jumping around Perry.
"Perry! Perry! Perry! Guess what I found! Guess!"
"Uhh, I dunno, a spinning circle of death in the fourth dimension that's going to destroy us all?"
"No... Lemme show you what Rowen and I found!" And Luna proceeded to drag Perry after her to the Ravenclaw tower.
Suddenly, two students barged in, with another one hanging behind them, a girlfriend at his side. The one in the front proceeded to walk over to the table our two heroes are sitting at, sit down, and start eating all the pretzels.
"GOD DAMMIT NEVILLE LEAVE SOME FOR ME! Jesus. You hat butt." Exclaimed the guy who was behind the one eating all the pretzels. The pretzel guy laughed as Harry hit her boyfriend, Gino, the one who was mad at the pretzel guy, on the arm.
"I REFUSE TO LEAVE ANY FOOD FOR YOU YOU BUTT MUNCHER!" And at this moment, the main male supporting character appeared.
"Hi Ron. Did you get your Potions assignment done?" Asked Hermione as Ron sat down across from her, as he had been doing since the beginning of third year.
"After staying up till two in the morning, yes." Said Ron (as he yawned sleepily), aka the main male supporting character.
"You could've just asked me for help, you know." Sighed the red-headed girl. Good Gandalf, he could be so STUPID sometimes.
"But I didn't want to-"
"GET SOME RON!" Shouted Perry as she flew through the great hall noisily on her spray-painted Firebolt.
"PERRY SHUT UP!" Hermione was blushing like mad as she screamed this to the figure, who disappeared into a burst of sparkles. Because she just does that. A note slowly fell into another male figure's lap. After a moment, he noticed, but pocketed it until lunch.
