((A/N: wow, another fanfic... though i'm not sure how or if i'll contiune it, so for now it's just a oneshot, but if its liked enough i'll do another chapter or so.

anyway, this was partly inspired by 1. a harry potter fanfic i read (involving harry singing hit me baby one more time, and draco singing dirty) 2. the question we all wonder about, who should be with Kratos? Raine or Yuan? is he straight or gay? well, from reading most of my fanfics u'd think i was on yuan's side. which i mostly am, but i do TOTALLY love kraine, i do! in fact you will see my first kraine peice come up in a few days! anyway.

i do not own the following: ToS, namco, Britney Spears, Christina A., Nsync, Backstreet boys, or Dream- He loves you not.

enjoy!))


"This is an important news bulletin." Kvar comes into view, sitting at a desk and reading a paper, "Good evening. Today a shocking spell has hit the world causing people to sing their deepest darkest desires and what not. We go live to Genis Sage. Genis?"

Genis appears outside a building, holding a mike, "Thanks Kvar. It's not pretty. Here in Palmacoasta a fight of sorts has broken out. Our current report reports it's between a blue haired women and a white haired lady."

"Any report on who these ladies are and what they're signing?" Kvar asked, appearing interested, even though it was quite obvious he wasn't.

"Well," Genis paused, listening to his cameraman for a second, "Just a second Kvar, we're about to get so live footage."

The scene goes blurry for a second, cue music.

Yuan appears in a tank top and black leather pants, the music starts, "Give it your all girl, give it all ya got."

Raine walks in across from him, dressed in a halter-top and mini skirt, "You can take a chance, and take your best shot."

Yuan points, "I see what you want girl, and whatcha do,"

"He's never gonna, gonna make it with you." Raine points back.

Raine starts a very cheesy dance routine, circling Yuan, "Your pullin' petals of a flower tryin' to get your way, Keep pullin' til its says what you want it to say,"

The aqua haired half elf starts his own Backstreet Boy inspired dance, "Girl you can pick a field full of daisies, but he'd still be my baby."

Together they both sing, "And I know you can hardly wait 'til I'm away from him, Instinctively, I know what your thinkin', You'll be givin' him an open invitation, But my baby won't be taken in..."

Yuan: "You can pout your cherry lips, Try to tempt him with a sweet kiss,"

Raine: "You can flurt your pretty eyes, He ain't got his hands tied."

Yuan: "No chains to unlock, so free to do what he wants,"

The last two lines really didn't make sense, considering Kratos was sitting just outside where the two where singing, gagged and tied to a chair.

Raine: "He's into what he's got,"

Yuan, pointing at himself, "He loves me,"

Raine gives him the finger, "He loves you not,"

Yuan: "No matter what you do, he's never gonna be with you,"

Raine throws water bottle in Yuan's general direction, "He's into what he's got, He loves me, he loves you not..."

Continuing with his dancing, and now supported by his two backup dancers, namely Zelos and Sheena, "You're the kinda girl that's always up for do-or-dare Only want him just because he's there, Always lookin for a new ride, The grass is greener on the other side."

Raines back up dancers (Colette and Regal, how the hell she convinced Regal is anyone's guess) appear out of nowhere, "You're the kinda girl who's not used to hearing no, (no) All your lovers try to take you where you wanna go, (go) Doesn't matter how hard you try, Your never gonna get away with my guy."

Zelos, (Zelos fangirls go wild), "No chains to unlock, so free to do what he wants,"

Colette, doing her best Britney Spears imitation, "He's into what he's got,"

Yuan points to self once again, "and that's me"

Raine, "He loves me"

Zelos and Sheena, "he loves you not,"

Regal, rather blandly, "No matter what you do, He's never gonna be with you,"

Sheena, pulling off a perfect Christina imitation, "He's into what he's got,"

Yuan, "He loves me,"

Regal and Colette, "he loves you not..."

Yuan once again, showing the world he belongs in NSync, "Doesn't matter what you do, he's never gonna be with you"

All the back up dances at once, perfectly in step, "Give it your all girl, give it all you got, You can take a chance, and take your best shot, Say what you want girl, do whatcha do,
He's never gonna make it with you."

Yuan, "You can pout your cherry lips, Try to tempt him with a sweet kiss, (sweet kiss)"

Raine, "You can flurt your pretty eyes, He ain't got his hands tied.."

Zelos and Colette, ignoring the fact that Kratos has just tipped over his chair, "No chains to unlock, so free to do what he wants, He's into what he's got,"

Raine and Yuan, throwing death glares "He loves me, he loves you not,"

Sheena, and Regal, though Regal really didn't seem very into it, "No matter what you do, he's never gonna be with you,"

Yuan, still not realizing Kratos has now got his legs free and was working on his hands, "He's into what he's got, (take your best shot.)"

Raine, starting to cast Ray, "He loves me,"

Yuan, preparing Indignation, "he loves you not..."

Zelos, starting to flee the area, "No chains to unlock, so free to do what he wants,"

Funny, that last line was correct for once, seeing as Kratos was now totally free.

Colette, following Zelos' lead, "He's into what he's got,"

Raine, raising her staff, "And that's me"

Yuan, on his last line of the spell, "He loves me, he loves you not,"

Regal, also fleeing, "No matter what you do, he's never gonna be with you,"

Yuan, "He's my guy."

Sheena, running far away with the rest of the backup dancers, "He's into what he's got,"

Brandy Mallory, randomly singing from the sidelines, "and that's me"

Yuan and Raine, "He loves me, he loves you not..."

"Ray!"

"Indignation!"

Randomly placed Presea, "He loves you not,"

Yuan and Raine, who have totally destroyed the surrounding area, dust them selves off and discover that Kratos is nowhere to be found.

Genis appears once again, holding his little mike, "Well there you have it folks. Yuan is a insane cross dresser and my sister is a crazed loon. Back to you Kvar."


((you liked? you hated? review! also please state who's side ur on, yuan's or raine's. it'll help with the next chapter. yes there will be a next chapter!))