So one day I was helping my brother with his homework (you know, one of those "advancement" books)

So one day I was helping my brother with his homework (you know, one of those "advancement" books). It was a fill in the blanks assignment. (Actually, he gave me a few ideas, so I have to give him credit – pampersNEGATIVEinfinityIQ). This is the result:

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When the curtain went up, my excrements created an audience. During the first scene,I urinated to cool myself (surprisingly it felt good) because the costumes were too warm. The ghost of Macbeth appeared when the lights went dim. If you forgot your lines, the ghost of Hamlet came to spank you. Because it was the first school play, Othello came carrying Desdemona's desecrated body even after many rehearsals. Although some people were nervous, Puck enchanted them with a spell to smile eternally. When the play was finished, everyone thought they were on crack.