JS:YAY!My first SSBM bar fic!Cranky!Disclaim!
Cranky: sigh queitlyAnd I agreed to this WHY?
JS:NO STALLY!DISCLAIMY!
Ganondorf:Is 'disclaimy' even a word?
JS:AHH!BEGONE,KOGA!pulls out a can of this stuff called 'Idiot Wolf Demon Repelent...Thingy'...notices that its only GanondorfOh.Hey,Ganondorf...MY MOM AND BRO BEAT YA SORRY BUTT!
Ganondorf:watching my mom beat his sorry true formDang it...
JS:holds up a Alakazams spoon...charging up a weird attack called 'The Spoon Of Doom'Spoooooooon...
Ganondorf:Crap.
JS:Oooof...
Cranky:YOUVE DONE IT NOW,GANONDORF!
JS:DOOOOOOOOOOOM!
A large blast comes from the large spoon.
Cranky:RUUUUUUUN!
The large blast hits Ganondorf squarely in the butt.
Ganondorf:Ow.
JS:glares at Cranky who is useing the whipped topping vacum from IDs fic to cover Ganondorf in whipped topping sigh I dont own SSBM.
Cranky:after covering Ganondorf in whipped toppingONWARD CHAPPIE!
JS:ID?ID,is that you?
Cranky/ID:Dang it...
Chappie 1-NEW BARTENDER!PARTY!
JS is walking down the street when ID comes out of a bar.
ID:Hey,girl.You want a job here?
JS:shrugsSure.Why not?I only have to wait five more years until I can get a job.Why not practice?
ID:YAAAAAAAAAY!IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!runs off
JS:shaking headPoor girl...
JS walks into the bar.The Hyrule field music was playing on some old fasion radio.Cranky is sitting on a chair watching DK and Marth fight over who loves Candy more.Roy and Link are playing pool like idiots that can only count to two.Mario pinned down a cat that was doing it with a dog(YES!A CAT WAS DOING IT WITH A DOG!).Y.Link and Kirby where plotting something.Everyone else was either passed out drunk,drunk,or in the bathroom pukeing or going to the bathroom.
Luigi:wakes up with a jolt of lightningNEW BARTENDER!PARTY!
A/N:REVEIW!
