JS:YAY!My first SSBM bar fic!Cranky!Disclaim!

Cranky: sigh queitlyAnd I agreed to this WHY?

JS:NO STALLY!DISCLAIMY!

Ganondorf:Is 'disclaimy' even a word?

JS:AHH!BEGONE,KOGA!pulls out a can of this stuff called 'Idiot Wolf Demon Repelent...Thingy'...notices that its only GanondorfOh.Hey,Ganondorf...MY MOM AND BRO BEAT YA SORRY BUTT!

Ganondorf:watching my mom beat his sorry true formDang it...

JS:holds up a Alakazams spoon...charging up a weird attack called 'The Spoon Of Doom'Spoooooooon...

Ganondorf:Crap.

JS:Oooof...

Cranky:YOUVE DONE IT NOW,GANONDORF!

JS:DOOOOOOOOOOOM!

A large blast comes from the large spoon.

Cranky:RUUUUUUUN!

The large blast hits Ganondorf squarely in the butt.

Ganondorf:Ow.

JS:glares at Cranky who is useing the whipped topping vacum from IDs fic to cover Ganondorf in whipped topping sigh I dont own SSBM.

Cranky:after covering Ganondorf in whipped toppingONWARD CHAPPIE!

JS:ID?ID,is that you?

Cranky/ID:Dang it...

Chappie 1-NEW BARTENDER!PARTY!

JS is walking down the street when ID comes out of a bar.

ID:Hey,girl.You want a job here?

JS:shrugsSure.Why not?I only have to wait five more years until I can get a job.Why not practice?

ID:YAAAAAAAAAY!IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!runs off

JS:shaking headPoor girl...

JS walks into the bar.The Hyrule field music was playing on some old fasion radio.Cranky is sitting on a chair watching DK and Marth fight over who loves Candy more.Roy and Link are playing pool like idiots that can only count to two.Mario pinned down a cat that was doing it with a dog(YES!A CAT WAS DOING IT WITH A DOG!).Y.Link and Kirby where plotting something.Everyone else was either passed out drunk,drunk,or in the bathroom pukeing or going to the bathroom.

Luigi:wakes up with a jolt of lightningNEW BARTENDER!PARTY!

A/N:REVEIW!