Bonjour! heres my first attempt at a Gee nicolson story.

Yeah its probs not that good but there you go! hehe

Hope you like it!

Saturday 17th September

Midnight

I do not believe it. It is so unbelievable that's why.

The luurve god has just reached a number 10 on the having the hump scale, leaving me all aloney on my owney.

Nobody here at all

2 seconds later

Apart from some random people who have just started staring at me as though I am a wild animal in a zoo.

Can't they see I am hurting inside right now!

I have quite possible been dumped by a luurve god and I am being stared at like a whatsit.

1 minute later

Oh…Masimo seems to have left his handbag behind

2 minutes later

Blimey O'Reilly's trousers! What am I saying? Masimo doesn't have a handbag! He is not a lesbian as Dave the laugh says. He is a luurve god.

1 minute later

Well… it does look like a handbag. Dave does have a poin-

No it doesn't!

What am I saying?!

10 seconds later

Right.

Let's get this straight.

MASIMO DOES NOT HAVE A HANDBAG AS DAVE THE LAUGH SAYS!

1 minute later

Dave is a bad influence.

I have to call him David.

It sounds more serious. He'll have to drop the whole laugh thing now because lets face it, David the laugh does not fit at all. Haha oh I do crack myself up sometimes. I do thank our lord Sandra for my excellent sense of humour even in the baddest of bad situations. Hahahaha

2 minutes later

I've just possible been dumped by a luurve god. Dear god!

1 minute later

"Gee"

I turned round to see Jazzy Spazzy and the ace gang standing behind me- minus Rosie who was currently doing wild dancing with Sven in the corner.

"You ok?" Jas said

"I mean errr.. you… well you.. he just sort of…" Ellen attempted to say

"Some time this century Ellen"

"Well you know… you…and… he just err… well"

Sigh… oh Ellen. Will you ever be able to complete a sentence?

"Jas, if you are wondering how I am doing, not well really. Masimo has got the mega hump with me and David is randomly stuck in my mind." I told her all cool like and what not.

"Who's David?" Mabs asked

"Oh that's Dave…he is a bad influence" I told her

They all nodded like nodding things.

I told them about what Dave has been up to with me- Oo-er- and how he keeps going on about Masimo having a handbag.

"Well Gee… it does look like a handbag now that I think about it." Jas said

Ah merci beaucoup Jas. Merci indeed

01:15am

Sitting in my room all alone again.

Oh Masimo, why oh why did you have to have the mega hump with me. We've only been dating a month. You were my yummy Italian cakey and no I have possibly lost you…I am now back in the bakery of love and have taken back my cake. The bakery of love has now magically turned into the bakery of aggers again.

I seem to be in there a lot recently.

1 second later

I will never ever sleep now.

I am too full of pain and sadness that sleep will never come.

I am doomed to stay awake all my- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

10:45am

In my bed of pain

Sigh…

I'm looking back on yesterday's events.

If I never went yesterday none of this would have happened and I would never have done the twist with David.

1 minute later

Right that's it!

No more talk about Dave the laugh! I seem to be talking about him an awful lot recently. Ooh! Phone's ringing! I bet it's Masimo ringing to say sorry.

30 seconds later

It was Jas

"Gee is that you?"

"No Jas it's the queen of England. She thought it would be nice to give me a visit in her spare time. You know, when she's not queening"

"Georgia, the Queen doesn't queen. She rules.

"I know Jas isn't she awesome!"

And then she hung up on me

1 minute later

Jas rang back

"Sorry Gee, you annoyed me a bit"

Oh how lovely

"Anyway Jas, do you think Masimo still luurves me? I mean he walked off in a bit of a huff"

"I dunno Gee…I mean you did do the twist with Dave"

"Jas, that was simply because…you know he asked me to"

"But you didn't have to say yes"

"I did"

"You didn't"

"I did"

"You didn't"

"Look, Jas I'd love to stay and chat but the door bell is ringing and it may be Masimo. Tatty Bye!"

That'll show her!

3 minutes later

The door bell actually has rung…maybe I'm becoming mystic meg.

I wonder what it would be like to be a psychic. Personally I think it would be a bit strange, you know, you knowing everything all the time.

But I suppose you wouldn't go somewhere dressed as a stuffed olive if you knew what would happen…

Right the door bell…off I plod like a plodding thing.

Oh I hope it isn't Masimo at the door actually… I'm still in my Teletubby PJs and personally it isn't really a good look when there's an Italian Stallion at the door.

1 minute later

Dear gott in himmel it was Masimo!

"Err Hi… I mean Ciao Masimo…"

"Ah Georgia… I must be asking. How do you say this in English…Are you and your friend Dave, how you say… dried fruit?"

I certainly hope me and Dave and dried fruit! It would be vair awkward going to school…

"Masimo… I'm not sure if I understand…"

Oh wait! He means dates! Oh right….that makes it easier…

"Oh wait! You mean dates! Oh haha… well no…he's just a mate. I think…"

No Georgia! Don't think!

When you think everything goes wrong! Like the stop in the name of PANTS! Situation.

"Cara… what do you mean by…when you say you think?"

Oooh Georgia think of something!

1 second later

Wait… that just contradicts what I just said COMPLETELY….

Right I never said "don't think" mon pallies

2 seconds later

Right where was I? right… oh yeah think Georgia think!

"Well I mean we do snog at times"

Blimey O'Reilly! I did not just say that!

2 seconds later

Well obviously I did…

1 second later

Oh look just shut up Georgia. You are in a serious situation at this point.

You have just let slip that you and David do 'accidental' snogging

10 seconds later

Which are sooo good. Yummy scrumbos nip libbling

1 second later

Wait… I'm thinking about David again aren't I?

Right No more thinky about Davey and his fantastique nib libbling.

2 seconds later

Still not thinking about David

3 seconds later

Wait… by not thinking about David I'm thinking about him right?

God what am I doing?!

There is a luuurve god at the door who I have just told I do 'accidental' snogging with David too and I'm rambling on about not thinking about him!

In the name of our lord Sandra what am I doing?!

"Cara… I…I don't thinking I understand. You and this Dave. You say you are not dating and yet, and yet you do passionate kissing with him?"

Oh no… here I go….i can feel myself checking into heartbreak hotel!

"Georgia… I do not think I can do this anymore. We are not right you each other as you may say in English. I'm sorry cara. Maybe we can be friends?"

And then I shut the door in his face and ran upstairs blubbing like a blubbing thing


Well what did you think?

Is it ok?

Anyway please review then i can know what to improve and what not hehe

Hopefully see you next time!