Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?

Summary: Derek makes a bet with Sam and Casey hears it and tells Emily. While Sam is keeping score so are Casey and Emily while wondering who is next.

A/N: I heard this song at a karaoke night and this plot popped into my head. Well, now to tell you all, even though you should already know, that I don't own Life With Derek.

"He did it again" Emily said dropping her tray onto the lunch table.

"Em, you don't have to tell me, I live with him remember? I saw both girls" Casey said.

"Well still, I can't believe him. My infatuation with Derek died when you told me about his bet with Sam." Emily said.

"Well, at least your not Karina Fuentes or Ruby Rodriguez. They are the most recent girls to get hurt by him," Casey said, "And it doesn't help to hear every girl ask the same question, 'Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?'. My heart breaks every time I hear that fateful question"

"I can't imagine. I remember when we first heard about the bet between Derek and Sam. I mean I finally understood why you always thought Derek was a pig, but it was surprising to hear it from Sam." Emily said.

"I know Em, but I try not to remember that day" Casey said getting a distant look on her face.

Flashback

Casey and Emily are having a sleepover the weekend before school started. They were going to be seniors on Monday. They were so happy. So they decided that before they became mature seniors that would play one prank, in order to commemorate their childhood. Derek had Sam spending the night so the girls thought it would be funny mess with there heads. They were about ready to walk into Derek's room in the sexiest pajama's they had when they heard Derek and Sam talking about something.

"Hey Sam, you know that guy Shawn Cosby?" Derek asked.

"Oh yeah, they guy that graduated when we were in 8th grade, the guy that boned almost every girl in his school" Sam said.

"Yup" Derek said staring at the ceiling.

"What about him?" Sam asked.

"Well, I'm gonna break his record" Derek said.

"No way dude, if Shawn couldn't do it neither could you. He only missed half the senior girls" Sam said.

"Dude, I'm Derek 'Playboy' Venturi. I dated and devirginized Kendra."

"I don't think you can do it" Sam said.

"Would you like to wager on that?" Derek asked.

"Like I would pass up easy money" Sam said.

"Okay, if I don't bone every girl in school I'll pay you $50 per girl that I missed" Derek said.

Sam stuck his hand out "You're on dude"

Derek grasped Sam's hand and they shook on it.

Outside Derek's door Casey and Emily are speechless.

"Casey your right Derek is a pig" Emily said.

"Wow, I mean I think Derek is a pig, but I never thought he would do anything like this" Casey said.

"Now I know why my sister Sicily came home crying when she was a junior" Emily said.

"What do you mean?" Casey asked

"Well my sister Sicily had a date with Shawn Cosby and she never came home that night. But when she came home the next morning she was in tears" Emily said.

"Oh your poor sister." Casey said.

"You don't think Derek will do this to us would he? I don't want to end up like my sister Casey," Emily said silent tears starting to roll down her cheeks.

Casey reached over and embraced Emily in a hug.

"Sweetie, why don't you go back to my room and relax, I'll be go get two pints of Ben & Jerry's and 'John Tucker Must Die' ok" Casey said

Emily nodded and crawled back to Casey's room. Then Derek and Sam started talking again.

"Well then let's make the list." Sam said.

"No need, I sweet talked the secretary and got the list of students for next year and made the list this morning. It is totally random." Derek said.

"Derek dude, you do realize that you are going to have to bone Casey to?" Sam asked

"Yeah, I realize that, but Casey is hot in her own way" Derek said.

"How right you are," Sam said, "That is one piece of ass I would have loved to get in bed with, but Casey was way to sweet and innocent to ever let me get farther than touching her ass"

"Well, once I lay on the Venturi charm Casey will be butter through my fingers" Derek said with his smirk.


"So, how many copies of the list do you have?" Sam asked.

"3. One for me, one for you, and one as a back up" Derek said.

Then Casey had an idea. She was going to steal Derek's back up list. So walked into Derek's room, still wearing her revealing PJ's, to try and steal the back up list.

"Casey have you ever heard of knocking?" Derek said trying to sloppily hide his lists.

"Funny Derek, I thought that was my line?" Casey said.

"Ha Ha very fun.." Derek started to say but lost his train of thought when he saw what Casey was wearing.

"Hey Casey" Sam said milking in every inch of her body

"Sam, but your tongue back in your head because I'm not interested in you." Casey said

Derek shook his head, "Casey is there a reason you are in my room"

"Yes, I was walking downstairs and I heard you say you had a list of all the girls in school, and I was wondering if I could make a copy of it in order for me to make an effective group of girls interested in discussing the affects woman have made on the world since the beginning of time" Casey asked.

"Well you heard wrong" Derek said glancing at the covers on his bed.

"Really Derek," Casey said catching where his eyes landed, "oh well, maybe I will just hang out with you boys for awhile"


"No Casey, now go attend to your little friend" Derek said.

"Oh well, she's busy reading about the latest celebrity gossip, but I would love to hang ot with my dear dear stepbrother and my dearly departed ex" Casey said as she walked towards Derek's where she noticed an unusual lump.

"Casey just get out before I go get Dad and Nora" Derek said

"Oooh, too bad they took the kids to go see your grandparents" Casey said putting her hands under the covers and feeling the list. She grabbed it and walked out.

"Well, that was weird" Derek said.

Then Sam started laughing.

"Dude, what's so funny?" Derek asked.

"She just walked off with one of the lists" Sam said.

Derek's face went pale.

"Dude, if she get's any of those girl's interested in the female whats-it-called since the beginning of time my plan it ruined" Derek said.

"Relax, most girls would likely give up there soul for one night with you" Sam said

"Your right, no worries there" Derek said.

End Flashback.

"So Casey, who's next on the list?" Emily asked.

Casey took out the list and crossed off Karina and Ruby and almost choked when she who's name was next.

"Emily, your next" Casey said in an almost inaudible whisper.

Emily dropped her fork and almost choked on her crouton.

"I'm next, which means…" Emily said and turned her head and saw Derek walking towards them.

"Emily, I won't leave you alone with him" Casey said almost reading Emily's thoughts.

"Emily your looking hot today" Derek said taking a seat next to Emily.

"Thanks Derek" Emily said, staring at her salad.

"Now Emily, how does dinner on Friday sound" Derek asked.

Emily couldn't think of an answer.

"Emily, were going shopping and were going to see that new movie on Friday remember" Casey said.

"Right, sorry Derek" Emily said.

"That's too bad" Derek said getting up and walking back over to Sam.

"Thank you so much Casey" Emily said.

"No worries," Casey said taking Emily's hand in hers, "I won't let him love you and leave you like he had most of the girls in school"

"Casey, the school year is almost over, how many girls are left on the list?" Emily asked.

Casey looked down at the list. Her face went pale.

"Emily, we are the only two girls left on the list" Casey said.

Emily's eyes went wide, "Your joking me?"

"No Emily, avoid Derek for the next two weeks" Casey said

"No problem Casey" Emily said.

"No Emily, I don't want you to freak out and fall back into your freshman fantasy of Derek being your knight in shining armor." Casey said.

"I'll try Casey, but I can't promise he won't corner me and I will fall back into that person, but I will sure as hell try" Emily said.

"Okay Emily, I'll try to stay by your side, but I can't guarantee, but I'll try" Casey said.

"Casey you're the best friend I ever had" Emily said.

Then the bell rang and Casey and Emily trashed there lunch and walked off to there next class, together.

A/N: What do you think? Hate it? Love it? Well, if you like it, the next chapter will probably be more Derek and Sam oriented.