Ness Paula Jeff and Poo are all hangin' out with each other in there couch on there living rooming. "Hey Poo" Said Ness "What?" Said Poo "I just realized that I'm gay!" siad Ness "No way me too!" said Poo then they starting making out with there tungs while they sword fighted with there pennies on the ground *Wow!* said Jeff "They are really going at it!" then Jeff took off his pants "Hey Paula wanna do what they are doing with our Penies!
"FUCK you jeff" said Paula "I do not have one! quit trying to make me feel left out." Paula then used P.K. fire to burn Jeff alive until he died.
"Hey" said Pokey who had just came in. "Thank you for cooking me some food. I have not been eaten for 300 thousand years!" He then began to feast on Jeff burnt Corpse. It tasted like chocolate bar that had been dipped in milk. Meanwhile Ness and Poo began to Sqeel in euphoria as they orgasmed a orgasmed that was so powerful people on the planet Chine heard and said "DAMN THAT WAS A MIGHTY ORGASM! except they siad it in a langueafge that would be impossible for normal humans to say becuase it is too hard.
" Suddenly Jeff stood up and said "HAHA I have been FAKING IT THIS ENTIRE TIME!11!1111 He then cut open Pokey stomache open. His Intestines spilled out like a pudding up that had just been hit on the ground on by a 3rd grader who was in the lunch room and had just dropped it. Jeff then reached inside of Pokey stomach and pulled out the half digested chewed up pieces of flesh that pokey tore off him and put them back on like as if they were clay being pushed onto another piece of clay except if clay was Flesh. He then took out a gun and shot Paula like as if he was a cop and she was a black man. Pauls head exploded as if Big Boss from Metal Gear Solid 3:Snake Eater had went inside her head using a cradboard box and placed C4 in there and pressed the button but got out before it exploded. Her brain goop got everywhere. Pokey then proceeded to grab the individual pieces of brain and it because he fat.
Ness and Poo were having sex with Poo shoving his Pennies inside Nesseses anal rectum. He then came and Ness exploded. "oops" siaid Poo he then use P.S.I. healing to bring ness back to life and he was Ok. "Ok. Now it's my turn to do it to you" Ness said this went on for 3 days with them trading places evertime the other exploded. Suddenly the Runaway five came in and said "Hey lets write a song about the amazing sex Ness and Poo had." they then wrote a song and it went to sell over 800,000,000 copies. It was the number one song in the world for sixty years. Jeff was sent to jail for Murder and faking death.

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