Ok, I made this about a month ago for my friends. They thought it was really funny and I decided to put it on here. It's sort of one of those "Greasers in the future" sort of deals because I do know that they didn't have CDs and stuff in the 1960s. Anyways, hope you like it! This is my first oneshot!

Disclaimer: I don't own The Outsiders...

Pony's Package

(A/N- please don't be gross minded with the title...I just couldn't think of a better one)

Pony was excited when he brought in the mail; his package had come. He had bought a CD from early last week and it was finally here. He dropped the rest of the mail on the front table and took his box into the kitchen.

Uggh! It was taped closed! Pony easily flipped out his blade and ripped the tape off.

He plunged his hand into the packing peanut-filled box. When he pulled the smaller package out of the peanuts to reveal many peanuts were stuck to his arms with static.

"Darn it…" he mumbled to himself while whipping the peanuts off his arms.

Now he was holding a bubble wrap covered package. He picked up the blade off the table and tried it on the bubble wrap only to reveal it was too dull. Pony growled as he set the blade down and worked for ten minutes trying to get the bubble wrap off, and many times of dropping it, he unwrapped it. There was a 4x4 piece of bubble wrap in his hand. He balled it up and threw it across the room to the trash and missed. I'll get it later…he thought. After unwrapping three more layers of bubble wrap, he finally got to the plastic coating. Pony tried slicing it with his nails, that didn't work…he tried searching for a loose corner; there were none. He couldn't think of anything else, so he called for backup.

"Johnny! Get in here!" Johnny flung open the door and walked into the room only to step on the wad of bubble wrap. Both of them almost jumped out of their skin at the pop the bubble wrap made. After settling down, Johnny picked it up and walked over to Pony while popping the bubbles.

"Johnny, can you open this?" Pony handed Johnny the package and Johnny handed Pony the bubble wrap. Johnny tried to rip it with his teeth, but failed.

"Sorry, Pony," he took back the bubble wrap and sat at the kitchen table popping it.

"Soda!" Pony yelled for his older brother. Soda and Steve came running into the room.

"What is it, Ponyboy?"

"Can you open this?" Soda took the CD and raised it to his mouth and tried to open it with his teeth, and failed. He quickly became distracted and Steve didn't even try.

"Hey, Johnny whacha got there?" He walked over to where Johnny was sitting and Johnny handed him a piece of bubble wrap. Steve and Soda sat down next to Johnny and shared their bubble wrap. Pony growled; the popping was getting annoying.

"Dally!" Dallas Winston came coolly into the room.

"What'd you want, kid?"

"Can you open this?" Dallas took the Cd and threw it on the floor, Pony glared at him.

"What was that for?"

"Is it open?"

"No."

Pony picked up the CD and Dallas went over to Johnny and sat down beside him and took half of his bubble wrap. Pony was extremely mad by now.

"Two-Bit!" He called and Two-Bit staggered into the room.

"Yessir?" He asked as he walked over to the steaming mad Pony.

"Can you open this?" Pony handed the CD to Two-Bit, he took his black-handled switch out and cut a slit down the side and ripped the plastic off. There was a short applause from the table, and then they went back to popping.

"OH! Bubble wrap!" Two-Bit sat down at the table and took a small piece.

Finally, Pony open his CD case to reveal….nothing, the factory had forgotten to put the CD in the case. Pony stomped over to the computer to register his disgust on the internet.


Kind of a sad ending, I know... but yeah. Hope you liked it! Please review to tell me what parts you liked and so on. Peace out!