This is a random one-shot idea I thought up.
Featuring: Harleen Quinzel/Harley Quinn, The Joker
Warning: Violence, suggested rape
Mista J was suppose ta be commin' back soon, the constant thought kept her company and caused her to continue smiling even thought it had been nearly four weeks without her puddin', but she just knew he was gonna come back to her soon.
She skipped down an empty alleyway, it was the quickest way back to her temporary residence, but as it would happen a group of about four men cut her off at the end of the alley.
The man who seemed to be the ring leader was genuinely quite disgusting. The blond stopped and stared at him with a moment of confusion before saying in a polite tone "'Cues me."
The ring leader let out a small chuckle "You don't know who we are do you?"
To which the blonde simply shook her said "Not in the slightest."
One of the other guys took a step forward her had dark hair and a bat in hand "We worked for Joker."
She nodded ever so slightly "Congratulations."
The ring leader let out a breath "Back then you wouldn't have given us the time of day."
One of the others stepped up, he had blonde hair and a butterfly knife "That changes today..."
She took a small step back as she watched them all look her up and down, hungrily before saying "Now guys, I hate to be the one ta tell ya, but I still ain't givin' you the time a day."
They each smirked and slowly moved so they were circling her. The girl glanced around at them, frowning when the last one, a guy with no weapon grabbed Harley's arms, pinning them against her sides.
Not thinking she squealed out a cry for help "Mister J!"
The guys laughed "Your puddin' isn't here anymore, he isn't going to come save you."
Her whole body tensed and she asked in a quiet voice "What'd you call 'im?"
The ring leader frowned at her sudden change, and went quiet. She glanced at him "I'm the only one allowed to call Mista J, puddin'." and with that used the man who was still holding her arms' body weight to flip him, causing him to flip over her and her to land on top of him before popping back up. like nothing happened. The man she'd flipped stayed on the ground.
She took a slow step toward the man with the bat, a sadistic grin on her face "Mind if I barrow that?" she asked gesturing to the bat. The dark haired man instantly started swinging it at her, which she easily dodged before kicking him in the chin making him lift off the ground. Both the man and the bat fell the the ground.
Grinning now Harley picked up the bat and let out a terrifying giggle before dispatching the blonde and looking to the ring leader who whimpered "Harley please, it was just a joke, we didn't mean nothing. Please don kill me."
She shook her head "Oh I'm not gonna kill ya, I need you to tell everyone something."
He quickly nodded "Sure thing, whatever you say Harley!"
"Tell 'em I'm Harley Quinn, and I'm not some damsel in distress, I dont need no man to save me. I dont need Mista J or The Batman to come save me from people like you. I can save myself, and the next people who do something like this I'm a kill." The seriousness that no one ever saw now completely visible, before she smirked "And also, let Mista J come up with the jokes." and with that jabbed him in the gut with the bat causing him to kneel over.
That's when she heard it. Clapping. She glanced around before seeing the man, he was sitting on the fire escape, his bright green hair and his scared red smile "What a lovely speech, dear Harles, though my favorite part was the last bit."
The sight of him brought the biggest of grins to her face "Puddin'!"
She knew he'd come back for her, she was his Harley Quinn and he was her Joker.
