Title: Hot Seat

Summary: Fayt and his gang have been pulled into the police and now are being hot seated what ever shall happen to our lovely heroes or better yet what will happen to the policemen?

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Hot Seat one…Fayt…

Fayt is pushed onto chair.

Policeman enters.

Policeman – Alright, listen up kid, you are hear by under arrest for the robbery of the cookery shop

Fayt – It wasn't me!!!!

Policeman – oh shut up Fayt covers in fear

Policeman – Alright…I'm going to ask you a few kind and simple questions…

Fayt nods

Policeman – Alright! Why'd you do it! Why did you eat the last doughnut!

Fayt – O.O Wha?

Policeman – Cough that was just pratice…heres the real thing…Straigtens up All right why, why did you do! What provoked you! Was it the food or betty? What did you do to betty?!

Fayt – I, I, I…Faints from the pressure

Policeman – Don't die on me! I haven't even started yet!

Hot seat two – Nel

Nel enters and sits on chair.

Policeman enters.

Policeman – XD What a cute lady…anyway…you are charged for

Nel – What are you talking about, I haven't been charged of anything?

Policeman – So you haven't…Smiles

Nel – Freak

Policeman – You know…if you do something for me I could call you innocent

Nel – Meaning? And I am innocent

Policeman – Ah, oh well but you do know I have to search you?

Nel - Raises eyebrow

Policeman moves to touch Nel's leg

Nel punched policeman in face – Pervert…

Hot seat three…Albel…

Grumpy looking Albel is sitting on chair.

Confident policeman enters.

Policeman – Hello there sir

Albel takes no notice

Policeman – Sir?

Albel sneezes

Policeman – Bless you sir now-

Albel – Don't you –beeeep- bless me you –beeeep- maggot! Pulls sharp pointy thing from under skirt and lobs it in policeman's forehead

Hot seat four – Sophia

Sophia enters dressed in glowing bright pink clothing.

Policeman enters and is immediately turned blind when looking at the neon pink clothing.

Policeman - Walks into table Ow!

Hot seat five – Cliff

Policeman sits on chair.

Cliff enters.

Cliff – Alright, why'd you do it!

Policeman – Do what?

Cliff – you know what I'm talking about! You and Cindy! Why!

Policeman – It was only one night she threatened me!!! WHGAAA Runs away crying

Cliff – O.o Ookkaayy

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Mnceo just a bit of not so funny humour, im starting to write Cliff/Albel fics as well as my Krad/Dark fics so if you like Cliff/Albel stay tuned!