Authors note
Once again I had to go back and edit the story because Fanfiction deleted all my breaks (or scene changes or whatever) so instead of writing new chapters… I have to edit my old ones. #&$.
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Disclaimer: I do not own the total drama series or any of the characters. I'm just a fan who made a crappy fan-fic
Warning: This episode includes very explicit language, a sadistic host, the over use of fan made characters, a redhead, a sexy redhead, sexy redhead twins, some ugly ones too, an over the top Christian, an disillusioned anorexic and an abused dolphin don't say I didn't warn you.
Pairings: Duncan/Gwen, Alejandro/Heather, Bridgette/Geoff, Dakota/Sam, Izzy/Owen, Lindsay/Tyler, Mike/Zoey, And the rest are a secret for now.
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Episode one. Welcome to the island.
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The episode starts with a Camera view of the Entire Island. It Changes to Chris standing on the dock.
"Hello and welcome to our new edition of total drama. I'm your host Chris McLean." Chris smiled his signature smile then continued. "Tonight we have a few surprises for you, not only will our original twenty two be returning, but so will the three from world tour and the thirteen from revenge of the island not to mention a total of over ninety new arrivals. This is going to be one hell of a show". He rubbed his hands together and laughed sadistically before continuing. "So join us in the beginning of … BIG BAD TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"
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Theme song
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"Welcome back to BIG BAD TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND! I'm your host Chris McLean." spouted Chris prepared to torture some contestants. "Here with us are the original thirty-eight contestants,"
Chris pointed toward the other side of the dock. The camera followed and paned over to the contestants. Heather and Alejandro (now no longer in that robot thing) were making out while Courtney glared at them then turned her attention to Duncan and Gwen also making out, Lindsay and Tyler were kissing passionately near the edge of the dock Tyler then lost his balance and fell into the lake, Ezekiel (now all better) stared at Bridgette and Geoff making out, Izzy was spinning on her head on one of the posts with Cody (with Sierra holding him) Beth, Blaineley and D.J. staring at her, Trent was being pulled apart by Katie and Sadie, Justin admired himself in a mirror, Owen was giving Noah a noogie, Harold was staring at Leshawna dreamily while Leshawna just looked impatient waiting for the new contestants to arrive, Eva was pumping iron, Cameron was reading a book, Lightning and Jo were doing pushups obviously in some sort of competition, Mike was being chased by Anne Maria while Zoey watched concerned while Scott laughed, Staci was talking to B and Dawn, B looked annoyed while Dawn had a concerned look on her face, Dakota and Sam were making out, and Brick stood in attention waiting for the new arrivals.
Chris cups his hands together and shouts. "Are you ready to meet your new teammates?"
"Yeah we are!" screamed Tyler as he flipped out of the water landing on his chin biting his tongue causing it to bleed. "ah caap"
Chris just sighed and pulled out his walkie talkie. "Medical attention on the dock….. Yeah it's Tyler."
Chris put away his walkie talkie as a red haired boy rushed out of the medical tent next to the mess hall onto the dock where Tyler bit his tongue. The red hair boy looks at Tyler's tongue and cringed at the amount of blood he lost. The red haired boy then takes Tyler to the medical tent.
"Now while Tyler's taken care of…." Chris tried to finish but he was interrupted by dawn.
"Please you must listen to me," yelled Dawn has she rushed up to Chris.
"Oh what now?" asked Chris, a little annoyed now.
Looking like she had just seen a ghost, Dawn said. "You must end this game a….."
Chris interrupting dawn "End the game!? What for?"
"Because there is a great force of evil heading here now it must be stopped" said Dawn.
"Yeah right," Chris said with a sarcastic tone and pushed Dawn toward the other contestants.
"Hurry it up McLean I'm getting a sun burn over here!" said Leshawna waving her hand in an attempt to keep herself cool.
"Fine," said Chris obviously annoyed. Chris then turned to see that the boat with the new contestants had just arrived. "Okay without further interruption here is the first new contestant of BIG BAD TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"
A Canadian girl with long dull brown hair, in a burgundy spaghetti strap top revealing her navel, beige skin tight jeans and brown sandals walks off the now arrived boat.
"Everyone meet Sapphire Brown." announced Chris introducing the newly arrived contestant.
"Hey Chris sooo good to meet you." said Sapphire with a hint of seduction as she walked up to Chris.
"I'll bet," said Chris with his ego fueled. "Just go stand over there with the others."
Sapphire followed his orders and walked towards the other contestants next to Heather.
Sapphire turned to Heather and said. "You better stand out of my way," the two girls then glared angrily at each other.
"Next contestant!" spouted Chris ever so excited as the next contestant walked off the boat
The next contestant was a boy with jet black, a pale complexion and multiple piercing on his face. He was wearing a black t-shirt with a white skull and crossbones design, shaggy black jeans and black sneakers. He was also slouching a bit.
"Welcome Hector!" said Chris with enthusiasm as if he was hyped up on caffeine, which he probably was.
Hector just looked at him with a blank expression and sighed. "Whatever,"
Chris furrowed his brow, all enthusiasm lost. "Just go wait with the others." he directed hector toward the others.
Hector follows and stands next to Gwen. He then looks at her obviously interested. "s'up,"
"Um," said Gwen a little uncomfortable. "s'up"
"Okay," said Chris trying to get the attention back to him. "Next contestant!"
A chubby boy Canadian with bright red hair in a ducktail and multiple freckles on his face wearing a yellow shirt with his stomach exposed. He also had blue jeans and red sneakers walks off the boat next to Chris.
"Welcome Lewis!" said Chris.
"Thank you," said Lewis without meaning it.
"Alright just wait with the others." said Chris a little annoyed. "Seriously we've got almost 90 more contestants to introduce; we need to hurry this up."
Lewis just shrugged "fine by me the sooner we get this over with the better."
Lewis then walked towards the other contestants next to Katie and Sadie who were being… well Katie and Sadie. Lewis looked at them, scoffed and shook his head "too easy,"
Chris yelled. "Next contestant!"
A buff Hispanic male with short dark brown hair, black t-shirt, small silver cross necklace, blue jeans, and black sneakers walked off the boat.
"s'up Miguel" said Chris, high-fifing Miguel.
"s'up" responded Miguel with a smug smile.
"Right," said Chris, now uncomfortable. "Just go wait over there with the others."
Miguel just shrugged and walked toward the other side of the dock next to Sapphire. He looks down at Sapphire and smiles.
"Hey baby how you like to be with a sexy Latino man" Miguel spouted with high confidence.
Sapphire just looked at him with disgust and scoffed. "Pig"
As this was going on Chef rushed onto the dock with a long brown object in his hands. He rushed up to Chris and places the long brown object onto the dock. It was a plunger with a piece of cardboard nailed to it. What? What did you think it was? You know what all you need to get your head out of the gutter. Anyway on the cardboard was a arrow and the words "new contestants go here."
"Nice thinking chef!" said Chris in approval.
"Yeah well we need to speed this along." grumbled Chef as he headed back for the mess hall.
"Alright," said Chris. Chris then focused his attention back on the boat. "Next contestant!"
A Canadian girl with long brown hair, gold earrings, a pink sweater, a powder blue blouse underneath, tan skin tight jeans, and brown sandals walks off the boat.
"Welcome Emerald," said Chris as he winked at the new contestant.
"Hello Chris" said Emerald as she winked back.
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Confessional: (wooooo! first of the season.)
Emerald. "hello total drama fans I'm Emerald, I'm not really a contestant I'm just a spy for total drama, in about twenty minutes I'm suppose to get on a boat to fool the other contestants into thinking I'm just a contestant in order to expose any secret's that could be useful to Chris and chef. *sigh* I just know this is going to be trouble."
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Emerald walks toward the other contestants trying not to draw attention to herself. She stood next to Lewis and prepared to leak information from him.
"Hi uh got any plans for the game?" said emerald, somewhat nervous.
Lewis looks at her and says "yeah I don't talk to lower life forms," he then looked away and sat down waiting for the game to begin.
"Right," said Emerald, mentally scolding herself for talking to him.
"Next contestant!" yelled Chris trying to get the show on the road.
A thin Canadian girl with long blonde hair, gold designer sunglasses, hoop earrings, pink designer shirt, blue designer jeans, and dark brown designer sandals walked off the boat.
"Welcome Crystal!" said Chris.
"Thank you Chris for that well deserved introduction." said Crystal with an air of arrogance.
"Now explain something to me. I thought you were rich. What happened daddy cut you off?" said Chris with a grin on his face.
Crystal just scowled at him and stomped off toward the other contestants.
"Guess so," chuckled Chris. "Next contestant!"
A Japanese girl with black hair in pigtails with pink highlights and red bows, a black blouse, black skirt, and pink sneakers walked off the boat.
"Welcome to Canada Yuki!" said Chris.
"Thank you so much Chris-sama!" said Yuki excitedly as she walked towards the other contestants and stood next to Beth. "Hi I'm Yuki Miyamoto this is my first day out of Japan I'm so excited are you?"
"Yeah it's a pretty fun experience to be here from what I remember… although there are some things I could do without." said Beth also excited but not as much as Yuki.
"Next contestant!" said Chris.
A tan Canadian male with short brown hair, blue shirt with a red circle design, tan cargo shorts, and white sneakers walked off the boat.
"Welcome Zach." said Chris.
"Thank you for that… wonderful entrance," said Zach with an air of indifference as he walked towards the others.
"Prick," said Chris under his breath. "Next contestant,"
A Canadian girl with short blonde hair in a pigtail, blue two piece bikini, and black sandals walks off the boat.
"Hey there," said the new girl in a seductive tone.
"Damn" spouted Duncan in surprise earning him a slap in the back of the head by Gwen. "ow what?"
"Welcome Gidget." said Chris.
"Yeah okay," said Gidget in a hurry as she made a bee line for Geoff. "Hey there,"
"Um Hey" said Geoff uncomfortably and trying not to be rude.
Bridgette gave Gidget the death glance. She then grabbed Geoff by the arm and pulled him away from Gidget. "Stay away from him he's my man."
Gidget just smiled. "We'll see."
"Next contestant." Said Chris.
A Canadian boy with bowl cut brown hair, green rimmed glasses, white t-shirt, green cargo shorts, and white sneakers walks off the boat.
"Welcome Todd how are ya?" said Chris, not really caring.
"How am I?" questioned Todd. "I'm on one of the most epic TV shows other than star trek and you ask me how I feel? The answer is obvious isn't it?"
"Um" spouted Chris before being interrupted.
"I feel awesome!"
"good now go wait with the others," said Chris now annoyed trying not to scream.
Todd walks towards the others and stood there now embarrassed.
"Next contestant," said Chris now pinching the bridge of his nose.
A very skinny Canadian male with long brown hair and a goatee, shirtless with a green blue peace sign necklace, olive shorts, and brown sandals walked off the boat.
"Welcome Jeff!" said Chris.
"Aw man Chris I've read about you," said Jeff with a hippie dialect.
"You have, have you? Please do continue." said Chris prepared to have his ego refueled.
"Yeah man you're that dude who abuses animals for your precious ratings!" said Jeff almost screaming.
"Oh your one of them," said Chris, now more annoyed and signals Chef.
"Yeah man I'm one of them, and I have a bone to pick with you man you…" but before he could finish He was Grabbed and carried away by Chef. "This isn't over Man; you'll pay for….." Jeff was interrupted by Chef as he threw him into the water.
"Take a bath hippie," yelled Chef as he dusted off his hands. Jeff's only response was to scowl at him.
Chris tried to contain himself but he couldn't help but laugh "oh my god that was," he pauses to wipe a tear from his eye. "good for ratings."
Chris soon contained himself and continued. "Next contestant,"
A Caucasian boy with short brown hair, navy blue hoodie, blue jeans, and black sneakers walked off the boat.
"Welcome Isaac," said Chris as he high-fived Isaac.
"Thanks man," said Isaac as walked toward the others, hi-fiveing almost everyone and stood between Dawn and Emerald, both of whom blush
"Hi I'm emerald" said Emerald nervously.
"And I'm dawn." said Dawn almost pushing Emerald away.
"Isaac, Isaac white," said Isaac as he bowed to the two girls. Both of whom giggled.
"Next contestant," shouted Chris.
A tall Canadian boy with short black hair, wide black rimmed glasses, light tan vest white button shirt up under it, light tan cargo shorts, and white sneakers walked off the boat.
"Hey Joe what do ya know" said Chris amused at his own joke.
"er right," spouted Joe nervously as he shivered.
"Oh and campers" said Chris as he turned to the others. "Try not to sneak up on this one or else he'll just pee himself."
"Thanks," said Joe sarcastically.
"No problem." said Chris, aware of Joe's sarcasm but not caring.
Joe then walked toward the others now embarrassed and wishing he never signed up.
"Next contestant," Said Chris.
A buff Canadian boy with short brown hair, dark brown cowboy hat, white wife beater, bull head belt buckle, blue jeans and brown boots walks off the boat.
"Howdy Adam," said Chris.
"Um howdy," said Adam now uncomfortable.
"How's it feel to be away from the ranch?" said Chris not really caring.
"Um good, good," said Adam as he scratched his head and walked towards the others.
"Next contestant" said Chris.
"Hark!" screamed a voice from the boat "island peasants ye needn't worry no more for Sir Will is here." screamed the mysterious voice apparently named will.
A Canadian boy with long brown hair, pointy elf ears, circle frame glasses, green cape, brown medieval style shirt, black belt, gold belt buckle, green tights, and brown medieval style boots walked off the boat.
"Welcome Will," said Chris.
Will rushes over to Chris and bows pleasing the egotistic host "Salutations sir McLean, it is a beautiful day to be in the kingdom of wawanaqua."
"Uh okaaaay," said Chris as he rolled his eyes.
Will looks up and see's the other and rushes over to them. "Ah hello fellow knights it tis a glorious day tisint it."
"errr…. Next contestant" announced Chris.
An African Canadian girl with long black hair, gold hoop earrings, navy blue 'news boy' cap, red blouse, blue jeans, and brown sandals walked off the boat.
"Hey Chris what's happening?" said the new girl.
"Nothing much," said Chris pleased with the attention he's getting.
The new girl then looked over to the other contestants and yelled. "Hey ya'll Monique's in the house hope you're ready to lose."
Monique then struted over to the other contestants.
"Next contestant," announced Chris.
a Canadian girl with short black hair, freckles, pearl earrings, pink blouse, blue jeans, and black sandals walked off the boat.
"Welcome Bianca," said Chris not expecting what happens next.
Bianca leapt at Chris knocking him over and hugged him tightly. "Oh mee gee it's so good to meet you"
"uh you too," said Chris uncomfortably.
Bianca then stood up and skipped towards the others.
"Next contestant," said Chris as he picked himself up.
An African-Canadian boy with shaggy blonde hair, chin hair, a straw beach hat, red Hawaiian shirt, light tan shorts, and black sandals walked off the boat.
"Hey Sid," said Chris.
'ey McLean" said Sid lazily. Sid then walked toward the others and sat down with his back to a post.
"Next contestant," announced Chris trying to move things along.
A Canadian girl with short black hair, a red t-shirt blue smiley shirt design, blue jeans, and white sneakers walked off the boat.
"Welcome Carrie." Said Chris.
Carrie then screamed. "SHUT IT I'm having a bad day!" she then walked toward the others, where she threatens Cody with her fist.
Chris just stood there trying to figure out what just happened. "What the …. Whatever. Next contestant,"
A Canadian girl with short black hair, a green shirt, blue jeans, and black sandals walks off the boat.
"Welcome Dia" said Chris.
"Hey Chris I'm so excited to be here, I just can't wait to make friends," said Dia. she then rushed off toward the others not giving Chris time to reply.
"Eh, makes my job easier." said Chris and then announced. " Next contestant,"
An African Canadian girl with short black hair, blue shirt, blue jeans, and black sandals walked off the boat.
"Welcome Erica how you feel?" said Chris once again not caring.
"Just great, I just love being dragged off to some dirty old island somewhere in some crumby old lake, I just love it!" yelled Erica as she stormed off toward the others.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A Canadian girl with long dull blonde hair, green hippie style shirt with PAPWEM on the front, blue jeans, brown belt, silver peace sign belt buckle, and no shoes walks off the boat.
"Welcome Willow!" said Chris.
"Chris McLean I represent the people against people who eat meat." said Willow in an angry tone.
"Not one of you again, CHEF!" Screamed Chris. Chef then tackled Willow and dragged her toward the others.
"You won't get away with this McLean." yelled Willow as she was dragged away.
"Next contestant!" announced Chris.
A buff Caucasian boy with long blonde hair, shirtless, blue jeans, black belt, and black sandals walks off the boat.
"Cory how are ya?" said Chris.
"Fabulous," said Cory and both him and the host laughed. When they finished laughing Cory walked toward the others.
"Next contestant," announced Chris as he wiped a tear from his eye.
A chubby Canadian girl with short red hair in a pigtail a light green shirt with pink flower design, blue shorts, and black sandals walks off the boat.
"mmm, hey Chris," said the girl while eating a candy bar.
"Um Flora I hate to say this and by hate I mean love, no outside food allowed." said Chris as he snatches Flora's candy bar and throws it into the lake.
"What no, I.i.i.i.'m a nervous eater!" pleaded Flora.
"Too bad," said Chris not really caring.
Flora just sighed and walked toward the others with her head hung low.
"Next contestant," announced Chris.
A Canadian girl with long curly red hair, yellow tee exposing navel, dark purple belt, blue jeans, and black sandals walks off the boat.
'Welcome Ginger." said Chris.
"Hello Chris" said Ginger seductively. She looked over toward the others and smiled. "Hello boys,"
Half of the males started so whistle and howl as she walked toward them.
"Next contestant," announced Chris.
A Canadian boy with shoulder length brown hair, a blue button-up shirt with a red shirt underneath, blue jeans, and white sneakers walked off the boat.
"Hey Hugo, what's going on," said Chris trying to make pleasant conversation.
"Hey Chris, and I would assume a reality game show." Hugo smiled and shook Chris's hand before walking toward the others.
"Next contestant,"
A Canadian girl with white dyed hair, spiked black dog collar on her neck and wrists, a black shirt with a pink skull design, black jeans black spiked belt, and black boots walks off the boat.
"Welcome Isabel." Said Chris.
"Hey Chris ready to rock. Oh, and Please Just call me Isa." Said Isa
"Oh, Ok Isa." Said Chris as Isa walked toward the others.
"Next contestant,"
A Canadian girl with shoulder length blonde hair, dangling green earrings, pink tank top, white belt, blue jeans, and brown sandals walked off the boat.
"Welcome Jessica." said Chris.
"Hey Chris," said Jessica who was scanning the other contestants. She then spotted Cory. "Well hey there," she then rushed over to him. "Hi,"
"um hi," said Cory awkwardly.
"Here's our next contestant," announced Chris once again.
A Canadian male with short brown hair in a pigtail, red shirt black skull design, blue jeans, and black sneakers walked off the boat.
"Welcome Matt."
"Hey Chris," said Matt as he looked at the other contestants, he smiled and walked toward them. "Hello ladies," he flexed and most of the female cast just scoffed and rolled their eyes
"Next contestant," announced Chris.
A Canadian boy with uncombed short black hair, a black hoodie, blue jeans, and black sneakers walked off the boat.
"Welcome Keith." said Chris.
"Hello Chris a pleasure to meet you," said Keith in a polite demeanor.
"I bet it is," said Chris while putting gel into his hair.
"My skull Lopez is pleased to meet you too," said Keith in a now eerily polite demeanor.
"You're what?" said Chris in total shock.
"My skull," spouted Keith as he pulled a skull out of his luggage.
"Hello Chris," said Keith as Lopez the skull
"bwaaa!" screamed Chris in pure terror and disgust.
Keith continued to talk through the skull "It's a pleasure to meet you."
"Where'd you get that?" asked Chris now inching away from Keith.
"Some dead guy," answered Keith.
"Was he dead to begin with?" asked Chris not wanting to hear the answer.
"No silly, I had to fight him first." answered Keith as if he was talking about the weather. Keith then put away Lopez and skipped to the other contestants.
"Okay next contestant," announced Chris still freaked out.
A buff tan boy with short black hair, an earring, shirtless, blue jeans, and black sandals walked off the boat.
"Welcome Lazlo." said Chris trying to keep Lopez out of his mind.
"yo yo yo what's up Chris." said Lazlo.
"Oh nothing much just some reality show stuff." answered Chris.
"Cool, cool," Lazlo then turns his attention to the other contestants. "yo yo yo what's up people?" a chorus of crickets respond to Lazlo's question. "Yeah better quit now cuz I'm gonna win it!"
"Yeah right," said Eva rolling her eyes.
"Why you…" said Lazlo as he stomped toward Eva
"Okay," said Chris slightly amused.
A loud smacking sound as if someone was punched in the face followed by a little girl screaming is heard just off camera.
Lazlo now with a black eye stood next to Cody who also has a black eye. He then looked at Cody and asked. "Eva?"
Cody without looking at Lazlo, he answers "Carrie,"
"Oh," said Lazlo before turning his attention on Chris who was laughing his ass off.
"Next contestant," announced Chris, trying to contain his laughter.
A anorexic Canadian girl with neck length brown hair, a dark green shirt with a white tree design, blue jeans, and black sandals walked off the boat thou a bit clumsily.
"You feeling okay Marley?" said Chris in rare form.
"Oh I'm fine," said Marley weakly as she stumbled toward the other contestants.
Chris just shrugs and continues. "Next contestant,"
A very short Canadian boy with short brown hair, a yellow shirt, blue shorts, and white sneakers walked off the boat.
"Hey hank how's the weather down there," said Chris, laughing at his own joke.
Hank just smiled as said. "Partly cloudy 33% chance of rain."
Chris stops laughing, crosses his arms and pouts as hank walks toward the others. "Spoil sport," said Chris under his breath.
Chris then regroups himself and continues. "Now our Next contestants are the twins."
A Canadian girl with shoulder length blonde hair, freckles, a red shirt, blue shorts, and red sandals
And
A Canadian boy with short blonde hair, freckles, a blue shirt, blue shorts, and black sandals
Walk off the boat arguing.
"Welcome Liz and Tim" said Chris.
Liz and Tim didn't hear him and continued arguing.
"And you wanna know what's wrong with you?" yelled Liz at her brother.
"Oh here we go again," said Tim hearing this for the hundredth time.
"Guys," said Chris, trying to get their attention to no avail.
"It was your fault in the first place." yelled Tim to his sister.
"Guys," said Chris, still trying to no avail.
"Oh my fault is it?" yelled Liz.
"Ugh!" yelled Chris in annoyance. "Go to the other side of the dock PLEASE!"
"Geez what a jerk." said the twins in unison as they walked toward the other contestants.
"Finally," said Chris in relief. "Next contestant,"
A French boy with a blue beret, short brown hair, brown eyes, dark blue hoodie, blue jeans, and black sneakers. Walked off the boat
Dawn saw this boy and all the color drained from her face. "It's him."
"Bonjoor Leon." Greeted Chris, in a piss poor attempt to speak French.
"aidez-moi seigneur." sighed Leon as he walked toward the other contestants much to Dawns displeasure.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris
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A Canadian girl with dull blue bandana, shoulder length brown hair in a pigtail, a grey tank top, blue jeans, and brown boots walked off the boat.
"Welcome R.J." greeted Chris.
"Hey Chris, um question." said R.J. looking down.
"Shoot," responded Chris.
"I maybe a mechanic, but I know a rickety old dock when I see it." said R.J.
"Your point being," said Chris, not really paying attention.
"Under the weight of all the contestants here wouldn't the dock collapse?" said R.J. logically.
"Nah it's fine." Said Chris.
R.J. then walked toward the others, but with every step she took the dock creaked and moaned.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A Swedish girl with long red hair, navy blue 'news boy' cap, freckles, a red and orange blouse with a green under shirt with a hollow heart purple design, kilt and black boots walked off the boat.
"Welcome Natasha. " greeted Chris.
"hej….. Err I mean hello Chris" spouted Natasha who then rushed off embarrassed toward the other contestants.
"Um okaaaaay ." said Chris in confusion. "Next contestant,"
A Canadian boy with shoulder length orange hair, green visor, a brown button-up shirt with a orange shirt underneath, blue shorts, and white sneakers walked off the boat.
"Tommy welcome," greeted Chris.
Tommy just smiled and waved then walked toward the others and stood next to Natasha.
Natasha looks at him, blushed and pushed her hair behind her ear. "Oh he...hej" said Natasha nervously and extended her arm.
Tommy just Smiled and shook her hand.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A Canadian boy with short blonde hair, freckles, a dark blue suit with a red tie, and black dress shoes walked off the boat.
"Hey Richard, what's up with your get up?" said Chris in confusion.
"Unlike these buffoon's, I dress for success." said Richard with an air of arrogance.
"On a reality game show?" questioned Chris.
Richard just growled at Chris then walked toward the other contestants.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A Canadian boy bald, with a yellow green shirt, blue shorts, and black sandals walked… err… wheeled of the boat in a wheel chair.
"Welcome Oswald." greeted Chris.
The sickly Oswald wheels up to Chris in his wheelchair. "Thanks Chris, I would just like to thank you for allowing me here."
"No problem." Shrugged Chris. "Cancer patients are good for ratings."
"And I would just like to say, please don't vote for me to win just because I have cancer." Said Oswald.
"What people?" questioned Chris.
"The viewing public, aren't they suppose to vote for who leaves and who stays?"
"No." said Chris bluntly.
"What?!" said Oswald as he sat up in his chair not looking as sick as before.
"Yeah dude the only TV show that did that was the first season of big brother." said Chris.
Oswald just sat there stunned trying to keep from yelling. "Son of a!" Oswald then stood up and picked his wheel chair up. "Damn it!" screamed Oswald as he threw his chair off the dock then stormed off toward the other contestants muttering "shaved my head for nothing.".
"Next contestant," announced Chris as if nothing happened.
A Canadian boy with short brown hair, a green soccer jersey with the number 35, green shorts, and black sneakers walked off the boat while bouncing a soccer ball on his head.
"Welcome Alex." greeted Chris.
Alex responded while still bouncing the ball on his head. "Oh Uh, hey." he then grabs his ball. "How's it hanging?"
"Pretty good." responded Chris.
"Also I would like to say just one thing, is that all right?"
"fine by me," responded Chris as a female Caucasian intern with long jet black hair that reaches her shoulders, a red shirt similar to Chris's, tan cargo shorts, black sandals and a heart tattoo on her hand brought him a glass of water.
"Thank you Alyx." Said Chris as he gulped down the glass.
"Whatever," responded the intern named Alyx as she walked off the dock.
"Any who." said Alex "I would just like to tell my fellow contestants that whichever team I end up in I will be a team player and an excellent leader, you see I'm the squad leader on my soccer team, and I always lead my team to victory and no matter how strong or how weak a teammate is no one gets treated differently."
Alex finished and looked at Chris. "How was that?"
"He needs some work." responded Chris unimpressed.
"oh um sorry I'm not used to making speeches like that, I usually just make speeches that encourage my team to win a game." apologized Alex as he walked toward the others.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A French girl with long brown hair, a pink jacket white shirt underneath, pink skirt, and pink sneakers walked off the boat.
"Welcome Delilah." greeted Chris.
"Bonjour Mr. Chris il est si agréable d'être ici." said Delilah as she shook Chris's hand.
"Yeah uhhhh … bonejoor." mispronounced Chris as Delilah skipped off toward the others.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A Canadian boy with long blonde hair, a soul patch, black see-through shirt, blue jeans, and black sneakers walked off the boat.
"Welcome Vic." greeted Chris.
"Chris McLean what's up man." said Vic as he high-fived Chris. He then walked toward the others.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A Canadian girl with a brown cowboy hat, long brown hair, a brown jean jacket blue blouse, blue jeans, and brown boots walked off the boat.
Duncan places a hand on Adams shoulder and says "She's all yours man." Adam responds with a blank stare.
"Welcome Julie." greeted Chris.
"Howdy Chris." responded Julie excitedly. She spotted Adam blushed and rushed over to him. "Howdy," she said seductively.
"Uh… howdy," responded Adam.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A Canadian boy bald with a pink tee, blue shorts, and black sandals walked off the boat.
"Welcome Carlos." greeted Chris.
"Chris its soooo nice to meet you, you're much cuter in person." Said Carlos seductively.
"I bet I am," said Chris arrogantly.
Carlos then walks toward the others and spots Duncan. "Well hey there."
"Uh." said Duncan while taking a step back.
"Don't worry I don't bite" said Carlos as he leaned up to Duncan and whispers in his ear. "Too much." And then began to laugh.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A Canadian boy with short brown hair, glasses, braces, a white button up shirt, blue jeans, and white sneakers walked off the boat.
"Welcome Samson." Greeted Chris.
Samson doesn't hear Chris as he is too preoccupied with his ipad, he walked toward the others not taking his eyes off his computer
"Ok next contestant." Announced Chris.
A Hawaiian girl with long black hair with a pink flower in it, a pink tank top, green skirt, and brown sandals walked off the boat.
"Welcome Tina." greeted Chris.
"Hello Chris, good to be here," responded Tina as she walked toward the other contestants.
As Tina walked most of the male cast either stared or whistled at her. She responded by smiling and flicking her hair back.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A Canadian boy with short shaggy blonde hair, a shark tooth necklace, white tee, blue Hawaiian trunks, and black sandals walked off the boat.
"Welcome Ulrich." greeted Chris.
"Sup man," said Ulrich as he hi-fived Chris. He then joined the other contestants.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A tan boy with short brown hair, a red t-shirt, tan shorts, and white sneakers walked off the boat.
"Vince welcome." greeted Chris.
"Quite," responded Vince somewhat annoyed. He then joined the other contestants and stood by himself.
Staci then spots Vince alone and walked up to him and started talking "hey did you know that my cousin twice removed invented strawberries?" Vince's only response was to groan.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A African Canadian boy bald, black wide rimmed glasses, a brown vest with a red shirt underneath, tan shorts, and white sneakers walked off the boat.
"Welcome Walter." greeted Chris.
"Oh, um th...Thanks C.c.c. " responded Walter nervously before joining the others.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A Canadian girl with long black hair, a black shirt, black skirt, and black sandals walked off the boat.
"Welcome Wendy." greeted Chris.
"Hello Chris, I see you life force is shining brilliantly today." said Wendy as she creeped closer to Chris.
"Uh, isn't that Dawns bit?" questioned Chris.
Wendy just ignored him "It's just so…" she then grabbed his arm and prepared to bite him.
"Whoa!" exclaimed Chris as he pulled away his arm. "Just go wait with the others."
Wendy now embarrassed joins the other contestants keeping her distance.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A Canadian girl with neck length black hair, freckles, pink shirt with a red 'x' design, blue jeans and white sneakers walked off the boat.
"Welcome Xena" greeted Chris.
"oh hey Chris," said Xena nervously as she joined the other contestants.
"Next contestants are from the good old U and K." announced Chris.
Two boys
One with short black hair, a blue hoodie, blue jeans, and black sneakers.
The other,
Had shaggy black hair, a dark blue hoodie, blue jeans, and white sneakers
Walk off the boat.
"So Xavier, Zavier what are you guys like brothers or something?" asked Chris.
Xavier the one in the blue hoodie responded. "No just roommates."
"So no relations to each other at all?" asked Chris.
"None," said the boy in the dark blue hoodie aka Zavier.
"Oh ok," responded Chris as the two British boys joined the others.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A buff Canadian boy with short dull brown hair, round edged square glasses, dull blue work shirt, blue jeans, and brown boots walked off the boat.
"Welcome Ron." greeted Chris.
"Mmm." responded Ron as he joined the other contestants.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A Canadian boy with shaggy black hair, a hairy chin, a black hoodie, blue jeans, and black sneakers walked off the boat.
"Welcome Jason." greeted Chris.
"Hello Chris," responded Jason. Jason shook Chris's hand and electrocutes him. Jason began to laugh hysterically as he joined the others, taking off his joy buzzer.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris a bit dazed by his electrocution.
A Canadian boy with short brown hair, a orange button up shirt a red tee underneath, blue jeans, and white sneakers walked off the boat.
"Welcome Sven," greeted Chris.
"Hey," responded Sven lazily as he joined the other contestants where he sits down and dozes off.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A Canadian boy with shaggy brown hair, backwards red baseball cap, an orange shirt, blue jeans, and white sneakers walked off the boat.
"Hello Hyde," greeted Chris.
Hyde coughs and attempts to make his voice deeper than it really is. "Hello Chris."
"Hey is there something wrong with your voice?" asked Chris curiously.
"Uh no, no I just have a cold." said Hyde nervously. He then joined the other contestants and ogles Lindsay.
"Next contestant," announced Chris.
A Canadian boy with short brown hair, a blue jogging suit, and blue running shoes rushed off the boat.
"Welcome Mitch," greeted Chris.
"Sup Chris," responded Mitch as he jogged in place. He then cart wheeled toward the others.
"Next contestant..." Announced Chris.
A Hispanic boy with short brown hair, a goatee, a grey tank top, blue jeans, and brown boots walked off the boat.
"hola Greg," greeted Chris.
Greg just stared at Chris as if Chris were an idiot. He then shook his head and joined the others.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A Canadian girl with short brown hair, grey tank top, black jogging shorts, and white jogging shoes walked off the boat and began to stretch.
"Welcome Colette." greeted Chris.
"Thanks Chris." responded Colette as she stretched. She then turned around and back flipped toward the other contestants. When she stopped the she was met with a scattered applause.
'Next contestant," Announced Chris as he applauded Colette's performance.
A buff Canadian boy with short black hair, a white under shirt (wife beater), blue jeans, and black sandals walked off the boat.
"Welcome Oscar." greeted Chris.
"Chris McLean you look good today. New hair gel?" asked Oscar sucking up to Chris.
"No it's the old stuff." said Chris as he smiled proudly.
"Well, either way you make it work." said Oscar as he joined the others smiling a menacing smile and said under his breath. "Idiot,"
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A chubby Canadian boy with short brown hair, an off white shirt, blue shorts, and white sneakers walked off the boat.
"Welcome Pete." greeted Chris.
"Chris McLean? Hey I know you!" exclaimed Pete.
"Of course you do." said Chris arrogantly.
"Yeah you were in the 'revenge of the corrections officer" said Pete excitedly.
"Oh yeah I remember that's one." said Chris nostalgically.
"You were also in cat general vs. troll wizard." spouted Pete excitedly.
That's when all the color drained from Chris's face. He then forces himself to respond. "oh yeah I forgot about that one, that was years ago."
"Where that cat travels from L.A. to Boston to rescue a little girl from a troll." said Pete almost screaming.
"Yes you can stop now." said Chris now nervous.
"You played the little girl!" revealed Pete.
"Thank you ever so much." yelled Chris now embarrassed. "Yes I played a little girl in a movie I was in when I was little; just get to the other side of the dock." Chris poineds to the now snickering group. Pete followed dragging his feet.
"*ahem* next contestant," announced Chris.
A tan girl with long brown hair, a red coat, tan skirt, and purple sandals walked off the boat.
"Welcome Quincy." greeted Chris.
Quincy looks at him with a calm almost emotionless nature. "Ah Chris McLean….. You need to call you mother more often." she said.
"Hey I call her once a month ain't that enough?" complained Chris trying to get out of calling his mother. Quincy just stareed at him blankly. "*ugh* fine I'll call her later." complained Chris as Quincy joined the others.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A chubby Canadian male with brown hair buzz cut, chin hair, a blue backwards baseball cap, blue jersey with the number 16, blue shorts, and black sneakers walked off the boat.
"Welcome Reginald." greeted Chris.
"Sup Chris," yells Reginald. He then rushed off toward the other contestants yelling foot ball in the process.
"Our Next contestants are twins." Announced Chris.
A Canadian girl with long strait red hair, freckles, red shirt blue eye design, blue jeans, and white sneakers
The other.
a Canadian girl with curly red hair, freckles, blue shirt red hand design, tan jeans, and white sneakers
Walked off the boat.
"Welcome Ashley and Amanda." greeted Chris.
"Oh mee gee Ashley its Chris McLean!" said Amanda the strait haired girl.
"I know I'm looking at him now!" said Ashley the curly haired girl.
"I know right!?" responded Amanda excitedly.
"I know!" said Ashley excitedly.
'eeeeeeeeeeeee" both girls screamed in unison.
"Ok enough just go wait with the others." yelled Chris as he covered his ears.
The twins then join the others.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A Canadian boy with neck length brown hair, brown eyes, black beanie, short dirty goatee, tan jean jacket and red white striped shirt underneath, blue jeans, and black sneakers walked off the boat.
"Welcome Aston."
"hey Chris," said Aston as he nervously flicked his lighter on and off. He then joined the others.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A tall lanky Canadian boy with short black hair, a blue shirt with a yellow 'z' design, black jeans, and white sneakers walked off the boat. But as he walked off, he tripped and fell.
"Oh right I guess I should mention that Ben here has a touch of narcolepsy." Chuckled Chris as the new boy Ben snores.
Isaac and Miguel rush over and pickup Ben then carried him to the other side of the dock where they lay him down next to the napping Sid.
"I guess we know who's the first one out." said Heather smugly. Isaac gave her an angry glare while Miguel just shruged indifferently.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A Canadian girl with short black hair with pink highlights in it, a grey shirt with pink and purple stripes on the sleeves, black jeans, and black sneakers walked off the boat. She was drawing on a sketch pad.
"Welcome Kat." greeted Chris.
"Hey Chris," responded Kat without looking up from her sketch pad. She then joined the others. And stood next to Xena.
"Hi," said Kat extending her arm greeting the shy girl.
" ," said Xena nervously as she shook Kat's hand.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A Canadian girl with long blonde hair in a pigtail, a white tee with blue sleeves, white skirt, and white sneakers walked off the boat.
"Welcome Elisa." greeted Chris.
"hey Chris great to be here," responded Elisa as she joined the others.
Walter saw her and blushed. "h.h.h. i.i.i.i.i.i'm w.w. " he then extended his arm.
"Um ew" responded Elisa as she walked away from Walter leaving him heartbroken.
"Next contestant," announced Chris.
A Canadian boy with shaggy black hair, A couple of face piercings, a snake tattoo on his arm, a black tee with a white skull design, blue jeans, and black sneakers walked off the boat.
"Welcome Dominic." greeted Chris.
"Hey man," responded Dominic as he joined the others and stood next to Isa who blushed.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A tan boy with short brown hair, black beanie, white under shirt (wife beater), shaggy blue jeans exposing boxers, and white sneakers walked off the boat.
"yo yo yo sup Chris G-man is in the house." Exclaimed the new boy apparently named G-man.
"Uh, yo." Said Chris awkwardly as G-man joined the others and stands next to Lazlo.
"Sup playa." said Lazlo.
"sup," responded g-man before he spotted Lazlo's black eye. "yo.. Where'd you get that shiner bro?"
"Eva." answered Lazlo.
"Who!?" g-man responded in surprise before laughing. "You got beat up by a girl? Hah what a wanna be!"
Lazlo's only response was to scowl at the gangster.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A Canadian girl with long brown hair, a white tank top, grey sweatpants, and black sandals walked off the boat.
"Welcome Alice" greeted Chris.
'Thanks Chris" said Alice. She turned to the others and took in a deep breath as she took a step back. She then stepped forward and cart wheels and back flipped toward the other contestants. Half way down the dock she landed on her hands and launched herself into the air. She spun and then landed back down on her feet and took a bow. She was met with a scattered applause.
"Hmm better than the first girl." said Scott hoping to start a cat fight.
"First girl?" questioned Alice. Scott answered her question by pointed to Colette. Alice then scowled at the athletic girl.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A Canadian boy with a brown afro, gold rimmed sunglasses, male symbol necklace, white disco suit, and white platform shoes walked off the boat.
"Uh, welcome Dean." Greeted Chris awkwardly.
"Hey Chris, how's the funkiest cat this side of town?" said Dean.
"Uh, good, I guess," said Chris.
Dean walks over to the others and posed, Chris just shook his head and sighed.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A Canadian boy with short brown hair, a white tee, tan shorts, and white sneakers walked off the boat.
"Welcome Albert." greeted Chris.
"Hello Chris, prepare to fire Chef because there's a new cook in town!" said Albert as he laughed at his own joke.
Chris snickered as Albert joined the others.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A Canadian boy with short shaggy brown hair, a dark blue tee, tan shorts, and white sneakers walked off the boat.
"Welcome Gilbert." greeted Chris.
Gilbert just waves.
"Oh right you're deaf aren't you." asked Chris. Gilbert responded by nodding.
Gilbert then joined the others.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A chubby Canadian boy with a grey-blue backwards baseball cap, a brown mullet, a goatee, a dark grey tee, blue shorts, and black sandals walked off the boat.
"Welcome Kurt." greeted Chris.
Kurt hi-fived Chris and then joined the others.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A Canadian boy with shaggy black hair, one eye green one eye blue, a dark gray hoodie, blue jeans, and black sneakers walked off the boat.
"Welcome Patrick." Greeted Chris.
Patrick doesn't respond he just stood there and breathing heavily.
"Um Patrick." Said Chris, trying to get a response from Patrick to no avail, as the boy just stood there and breathed heavily.
"Just go wait with the others" said Chris. Patrick responded to this and joined the other contestants.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris, a little annoyed.
A Canadian boy with shaggy brown hair, a black t-shirt blue jeans, and white sneakers walked off the boat
"Welcome Bud." Greeted Chris.
"Hey Chris," responded bud before leaning towards Chris and whispered in his ear "oh and your little pink thong secret is safe with me." bud snickered as he joined the others.
"next contestant," Announced Chris a little embarrassed.
A Canadian girl with short brown hair, red bandana, a pink tee with a red heart design, blue shorts, and white sneakers walked up.
"Welcome Billie." greeted Chris.
"Thank you Chris for letting me get come to the island I've just needed the vacation." Responded Billie obviously a little depressed. "I mean I've been seeing this really nice guy and just when I think oh my god he's the one I find out he's been fooling around with a bunch of other girls." as she tells her story she changes from depressed to enraged and screaming. "I just don't know why I can't find a nice guy that won't **** the first thing he see's in a miniskirt. I mean why is it so hard to find a nice guy who isn't all about sex, sex and more sex. I just want to find one guy who's into me for my mind and not just acting nice so he can ****me. It's just so…."
"Do you mind sharing your little break down with the others we have a show to do?" interrupted Chris trying to get the show on the road.
"Oh right sorry," said Billie a little embarrassed. She joined the others a little embarrassed by her melt down.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A Canadian boy with short brown hair, a black hoodie, and black skate shoes, Walked off the boat with a skateboard in hand.
"Welcome Bill." greeted Chris.
"Sup Chris," responded Bill as he hi-fived Chris and joined the other contestants.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A Canadian boy with light brown hair, a mustache and soul patch, white jacket, dull yellow tee underneath, blue jeans, and black sneakers walked off the boat writing in a note book.
"Welcome Gregory," greeted Chris.
Gregory doesn't hear Chris as he was too preoccupied with his writing. He joined the others without talking to Chris.
Matt see's Gregory writing in his book. "Hey you writing in your diary, gay" said Matt while he snatched Gregory's book from him.
"Hey!" responded Gregory and Carlos in unison.
Matt began to read Gregory's note book "The hell's this "the happiest day-the happiest hour. My seared and blighted heart hath known, the highest hope of pride and power, I feel hath flown" the hell?" said Matt in confusion.
"Give me that!" spouted Gregory in a stern voice as he snatched his book back.
"Next contestant," announced Chris.
A Canadian boy with neck length black hair, a dark blue suit blue tie, and black dress shoes walked off the boat.
"Welcome Daniel." greeted Chris.
"Ah Chris it's a pleasure to be here." responded Daniel as he looked around. A sly grin grew on his face. "Ah the spirits here are restless."
"The what?" replied Chris in confusion.
"You know ghosts, I'm a psychic, here's my card." answered Daniel all while he handed him his card.
"Uh, thanks," responded Chris without much enthusiasm as Daniel joined the others. Quincy gave Daniel the evil eye.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A buff Canadian boy with short brown hair, with a white tee, blue jeans, and brown shoes walked off the boat.
"Welcome Jimmy." greeted Chris.
"Hey Chris," responded Jimmy as he joined the others. Jimmy spots Cody and gives him a wedgie.
Lazlo see's this and punches Jimmy. Jimmy fell, landing on his backside. Jimmy picks himself up and retaliated and punched Lazlo back. A battle pursued.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris, trying to get the attention back on him.
A Canadian boy with short black hair, a black leather jacket, white shirt underneath, blue jeans and brown boots walked off the boat.
"Welcome Frank." greeted Chris.
"Hey Chris," replied frank as he joined the others and stood next to a now bruised and battered Jimmy.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
An overweight Canadian boy with short brown hair, a dull blue tee and no g-men design, blue jeans and black sandals walked off the boat nervously.
"Welcome Josh." greeted Chris.
"Oh, uh, hello Chris. There aren't any um video cameras here are there?" replied a paranoid Josh.
"Well this is a reality TV show so…. Yes there are cameras here. If it helps none of them are owned by the government." answered Chris not really caring.
"Oh, um, good," replied Josh not feeling any better, he then joined the other contestants.
"Next contestant," announced Chris.
A Canadian boy with short blonde hair, silver cross necklace, light blue tee, tan shorts, and white sneakers walked off the boat with a bible in hand.
"Welcome Christopher." greeted Chris.
"thank you Chris this shall be a good place to spread the word of the lord." announced Christopher as he joined the other contestants. He sat down and read his bible.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
An Italian boy with short brown hair, a mole on upper left cheek, grey fedora, white undershirt (wife beater), blue jeans, and brown shoes walked off the boat.
"Welcome Nicolas." greeted Chris.
"Ciao Chris" greeted Nikolas as he joined the others and stands next to G-man. "che succede names Nikolas."
"Names George but people just call me G-man." replied G-man as he shook Nikolas's hand.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A Canadian girl with long blonde hair, powder blue tank top, pink jeans, and pink sandals walked off the boat.
"Welcome Laura." greeted Chris.
"Hey Chris, how are you I'm fine, but I don't mean fine fine, I mean like fine fine you know what I'm saying?" replied a very talkative Laura.
"Just wait with the others…" said Chris, furrowing his brow in annoyance.
Laura joined the others embarrassed.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A Scandinavian boy with short brown hair, a white sweater with dull yellow horizontal stripe, blue jeans, and black sneakers walked off the boat.
"Welcome Gerome." greeted Chris.
"Err hillo Crish it are very great to be here." said Gerome obviously knowing little English.
"You mean hello it is great to be here" corrected Chris.
"Oh right my accident." said Gerome embarrassed.
"Just go stand with the others." said Chris.
Gerome joined the others and stood next to Billie. She sees him and blushed.
"Hello," said Billie nervously extending her arm.
"Hello," replied Gerome and he shook her hand.
"Next contestant," Announced Chris.
A Canadian boy with short brown hair, a red tee with orange maple leaf design, blue jeans, and white sneakers walked off the boat.
"Welcome Steve." greeted Chris.
"Why thank you Chris it is a pleasure to be on your magnificent island." said Steve politely.
"Err… thanks," replied Chris as Steve joined the others.
"Next contestant," announced Chris.
A Canadian boy with shaggy blonde hair, a green tee with yellow lightning bolt design, blue jeans, black and sneakers walked off the boat.
"Welcome Charlie." greeted Chris.
"thankyouchrisnicetobehere!" said Charlie vibrating.
"What?" asked Chris in surprise and confusion.
"isaiditsnicetobehere" repeated Charlie still vibrating.
"Oh right, you just go wait with the others, please " said Chris in annoyance.
Charlie joined the others.
Chris took out a clipboard and reviews it. He smiled. "Good news." said Chris excitedly. "Charlie was contestant number hundred thirty-two which means we can get the show on the road."
Everyone cheered in excitement as they could now get this contest done and over with. All of a sudden the dock began to moan, groan and finally a loud cracking sound was heard.
R.J. just crossed her arms and said. "Told you so,"
Then as if on cue the dock collapsed except for the part Chris was standing on.
"Well, we will be right back after this commercial break." said Chris as if nothing had happened and the contestants groaned. "Hey quit complaining I don't like the fact that my dock is busted but you don't see me complaining."
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The commercial break ends and the dock was repaired. Don't ask me how they built it so fast they must have skipped a few building codes, anyways Chris was standing on this poorly repaired dock awaiting his cue.
"Welcome back. Right now the contestants are in the mess hall waiting for the pairing of the teams. The teams will be split in to twelve teams of eleven. So you can expect plenty of drama." Said Chris as he begins to laugh sadistically for no real reason as the scene changed to the mess hall
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At the mess hall everyone was now dry and sitting down eating. They were eating err…. I don't know what they were eating .it's some kind of slop that is kind of a tanish peach color. I think when the campers asked Chef what it was he just laughed. Well whatever it was Joe was next to get lunch and he was poking at it with a fork.
"Is this stuff sanitary?" said Joe in curiosity and fear.
"It ain't getting any more sanitary" replied Chef as he shooed Joe away.
Joe sat down and kept poking it with his fork. The fork got stuck and the 'food' sucked it into itself and pointed it at Joe, threatening him with it. Joe screamed and ran from the 'food'. The 'food' chased him into a corner. Joe curled up into a ball as the 'food' closed in on him. Then out of nowhere the 'food' exploded. Joe looked at where the 'food' was and looks up at an elderly Canadian male with a dull tan mustache covering his mouth. He was wearing a janitor's outfit.
The janitor cocked the shotgun and said with a southern accent. "mah job is done." he walked out of the mess hall as Chris walked in.
"Morning campers!" announced Chris cheerily.
"Morning? We just got off the dock an hour ago" said Duncan a little pissed off.
"Whatever, it's time to tour the camp." Said Chris.
"Can't the new guys just go we've already saw the camp, not that great" said Gwen annoyed.
"Everyone." said Chris furrowing his brow.
Gwen groaned and stood up along with everyone else and they followed Chris outside.
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The scene changed and everyone was gathered around the confessional.
"This is the confessional booth." said Chris proudly.
"We know." said Heather annoyed.
Chris furrowed his brow and pouted. "As I was saying, this is the confessional booth; it's where you go when you feel the need to get everything of your chest."
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Confessional:
Heather. "So, wow one hundred and thirty-two contestants, super."
Sapphire. "Ok so first five minutes here and I met the worst man in the world, Miguel. I mean the second he got on this island the first thing he did was hit on me and give a dolphin a noogie, I mean what the fu… *static*
Dolphin. The dolphin is sitting in the stall crying with a red mark on its head.
Chris. *Whispering* "Unknown to the contestants I have a bet with Chef, I have a hundred dollars on one of the new contestants to win."
Dawn. *Blushing* "I met Isaac and his aura is just so clean it's like there's never an evil thought in his head, I think he's just who I need to be rid of Leon, I mean Leon his aura is just so *shivers* dark and cruel."
Leon. "So here I am…. it will be fun to use the other contestants here like marionnette's."
…...
Scene changed to the cabins. There were now twelve cabins all in a circle. Each cabin has a colored flag to represent the team staying there. The colors were red, blue, green, yellow, white, black, orange, pink, gray, brown, purple, and one cabin had multiple colored dots on it.
"And here is where you're going to stay." announced Chris.
"Cool," said Bill.
Tyler then walked up to the group with Alan leading him.
"Tyler!" screamed Lindsay in excitement.
"bimbzi" exclaimed Tyler with a bandage on his tongue.
"Uh, I'll just be… yeah." said Alan nervously as he rushed back to the medical tent.
"Alright let's form the teams. When I call your name walk to the cabin with your team flag." said Chris. "Team red will consist of, Heather, Alejandro, Cameron, Sapphire, Willow, Hugo, Matt, Colette, Jo, Brick, and Lightning."
"Good," said Heather while holding Alejandro.
"Perfect," said Alejandro obviously pleased.
"Excellent." Exclaimed Cameron as Matt gets him into a choke hold and gives him a noogie.
"Hey little buddy looks like we're on the same team." Chuckled Matt evilly.
"Ugh," exclaimed Sapphire.
Willow watched Matt torture Cameron. "What cruelty."
"It will be a pleasure to serve with you" said Brick as he saluted his new team.
"I can't believe this is our team." said Jo in disgust. "Everyone's a weakling."
"Could be worse, I could be as non athletic as you." said Colette.
"Why you…" exclaimed Jo as she tackled Colette.
Jo and Colette were wrestling on the ground biting and scratching but sadly no hair pulling.
"Woo cat fight" saidLlightning.
Hugo calmly broke up the fight. "C'mon now save it for the challenge."
Jo stood up and dusted herself off. "Fine but I'm team leader."
"No I 'am!" exclaimed Lightning.
"No I 'am!" retorted Jo.
Hugo just sighed and shook his head.
"As exciting as that is we have to continue on with that team's thing" said Chris. "Blue team will be, Billie, Gerome, Ezekiel, Sierra, Blaineley, Charlie, Steve, Oscar, Pete, Keith, and Lazlo."
Billie looks at Gerome and blushes. "i.i guess we're on the same team."
"I answer so," said Gerome as he blushed.
Ezekiel got between Gerome and Billie. "Alright we're on the same team." Billie gave him the evil eye.
"Err… awesome dude," said Gerome happily.
Sierra pouted and kicked up dirt. "Oh, Cody's not on my team."
Lazlo nods and says. "poor little guy, doesn't have me to protect him from Carrie, bitch has it out for him."
"Why," asked Sierra.
"He looked at her wrong," said Lazlo bluntly.
Blaineley places her hands on her hips. "Great this is my team." She said in annoyance.
Charlie blushes and tries to shake Blaineleys hand. "himynameischarlie!" Blaineley just groaned.
Steve looks around and sees Oscar. "Hi I'm Steve," greeted Steve as he shook Oscar's hand.
"Oscar." Said Oscar. A small smirk grows on his face. "Say Steve wanna be in an alliance?"
"Would I!" exclaimed Steve.
"Excellent," whispered Oscar.
Keith pulls out Lopez and uses him to talk to Pete. "Hi I'm Lopez."
"Hi," said Pete strangely not freaked out. "Hey you look like that guy from 'revenge of the father's day zombie"
"Thanks, that's my favorite movie." replied Lopez.
"Next" announced Chris. "Team green will be, Duncan, Noah, Justin, Isaac, Miguel, Ben, Kurt, R.J., Emerald, Natasha, and Tommy,"
Duncan pulls Noah up to him and says. "Well guess on the same team."
"Superb," said Noah sarcastically.
Emerald walked up to Isaac blushing. "So I guess were on the same team."
"Yup," said Isaac.
Miguel Grabbed Isaac and gave him a noogie, Isaac just smiled. "Looks like we're on the same team." Emerald sighed.
Justin walks up to R.J. and flexes. "I guess we're on the same team."
"Yeah," said R.J. rolling her eyes.
Ben pumped his fists in the air. "Woo teammates," he fell asleep and Kurt and R.J. caught him him.
"Geez he's heavy," said R.J. as she struggled to hold up Ben. Kurt nodded then slung Ben over his shoulder without effort. "Show off,"
Natasha turns to Tommy and blushes "I guess we're on the same team too höger, err I mean right" Tommy just nods and Natasha giggles.
"Next," announced Chris. "Team yellow will be, Mitch, Greg, Lindsay, Dawn, Albert, Gilbert, Hector, Dakota, Laura, Will, and Alice"
Mitch excitedly pumped his fist up and down. "Woo in it to win it am I right!" he prepared to hi-five Greg just stared "c'mon don't leave a brother hanging." Greg reluctantly hi-fived Mitch. "woooo!"
"Oh no Tyler's not on my team," said Lindsay pouting.
Dakota pats her on the back "Don't worry, Sam's not on my team but I'm ok."
"Thanks." said Lindsay. She then looks at Dakota with a confused look on her face. "Who's Stan?"
Dawn looks down depressed and whispered. "Crap Leon's not on my team. I guess I'll have to come up with another plan to get rid of him."
"I shalt aid you young gold haired maiden." shouted Will.
Dawn looked up and smiled "Thanks Will I…." Will rushed past Dawn toward Lindsay. "Oh…"
Albert walked up to Gilbert and used sign language to talk to him *So… Gilbert right?*
Gilbert nods and shook Albert's hand.
Laura looked around and spotted Alice "Hi I'm Laura." she extended her arm to Alice.
"Don't care." replied Alice as she walked away.
Laura not one to give up saw Hector and ran up to him. "Hi I'm Laura."
Hector sighed and said "Whatever." and then walked away.
"Next," announced Chris. "Team white will be, Gwen, Courtney, Lewis, Scott, Nikolas, Josh, G-man, Hyde, Tina, Samson, and Carlos."
Lewis Looked at Gwen, Courtney, and Tina in disgust. "Superb,"
Courtney looked at Gwen and scowled. "Super, I'm with her,"
Gwen put her hands on her hips "What's that suppose to mean?"
Courtney Looked away. "Nothing."
As Scott walked by Nikolas, he stopped him and placed his finger on Scotts chest "No funny business, are we clear?"
Scott Walked past him "Yeah, yeah, yeah,"
Josh walked up To G-man. "So, wanna talk about the conspiracy?"
G-man just shrugged "Eh why not, which one?"
Josh began to Freak out "Oh god! There's more than one?"
Hyde walked up to Tina again attempting to make his voice deeper "so we're on the same team, uh… tira?"
"Tina, and back off small fry," said Tina as she pushed Hyde away and then walked off.
Hyde narrowed his eyes and said under his breath. "You shall be mine."
Carlos ran up to Samson. "Hurray! We're on the same team!"
Samson looked up from his I pad. "Oh uh yeah cool,"
"Next," announced Chris. "Team black will be, Izzy, Bridgette, Geoff, Crystal, Christopher, Frank, Jimmy, Dominic, Sven, Julie, and Sam"
"Woo hoo!" cheered Izzy.
Bridgette and Geoff hugged each other.
"Whatever," said Crystal as she filed her nails.
"Alright," said Frank as he fist bumped Jimmy.
"Cool," said Dominic as he hi-fived Sven.
"yehaw!" cheered Julie as she threw her hat into the air. Her hat landed on Sam's head not disrupting him from his hand-held gaming device. "Oh sorry," apologized Julie.
"Its ok," said Sam as he continued to play his game.
Christopher grabbed Bridgette and Geoff. "Ah, how wonderful, let's join together for a prayer."
"Um, that's ok." said Bridgette awkwardly.
"No I insist." said Christopher. He cleared his throat. "Dear lord…"
"As interesting as that is we have to get a move on." said Chris. "Team orange will be Cody, Owen, Yuki, Daniel, Elisa, Jason, Vic, Anne Maria, Staci, Leon, and Ginger."
Owen grabbed and Held Cody and Leon under his arms. "Alright! Are you guys as excited as I am?"
"Yeah," said Cody happily.
Leon on the other hand…..
"Mon dieu," said Leon as he escaped Owens hold and covers his nose. "votre aisselle sent comme le cul d'un putois!"
"hehe you say funny words," said Owen.
"wow that reminds me of my cousin twice remove who invented…" started Staci but Anne Maria pushed her.
"Shut it already," said Anne Maria as she pushed Staci over.
"What a loser." laughed Ginger.
Daniel walked up To Jason, Yuki and Elisa. "Well how lucky are you, to be on the same team as the fantastic Daniel! The world's greatest psychic."
"Whatever," said Elisa as she walked away.
Jason extended his arm to Daniel. "Good to meet you."
Daniel shook his hand, and was electrocuted. Jason laughed and took off his joy buzzer. "Should of seen that. huh Mr. Psychic" said Jason as he walked away laughing and hi-fived Vic.
"Nice one man," said Vic impressed. While Yuki laughed.
"Next," announced Chris. "Team pink will be, Katie and Sadie, Zach, Gregory, Kat, Xena, Ron, Delilah, Tim and Liz, and Flora"
"yay!" cheered Katie and Sadie as they hugged each other.
Liz and Tim looked at each other and scowled. "oh great I'm stuck with him/her!" They said in unison.
Gregory was writing in his notebook not paying attention. "Yeah yeah sure,"
Zach was Watching Gregory write basically ignoring what Chris announced. "Spectacular,"
"Hear that Xena we're on the same team." said Kat excitedly.
"yay!" cheered Xena, somewhat excitedly.
"Oh Ronald étaient dans la même équipe!" said Delilah excitedly as she hugged Ron, who just stared blankly and grunted.
"Oh yay, I guess." said Flora as she pulled out a bag of potato chips, and ate them.
Chris. "Next, team gray will be, Tyler, Trent, Gidget, Jeff, Bill, Ashton, Zavier, Xavier, Alex, Hank, and Cory"
Tyler looked down depressed and said with his tongue still injured. "Aw mam mimsy."
Bill looked at Cory and extended his arm. "Bill,"
Cory smiled and shook Bill's hand "Cory,"
Xavier hi-fived Zavier and said. "Excellent bro's for life!"
"ain't that the truth," replied Zavier.
Trent looked at Gidget and smiled. "Hi,"
"Uh hi," said Gidget awkwardly.
Jeff walked up to Ashton and smelled him "Considering by your smell man I guess you are an eco warrior too, man." Aston just glared at him
"This is our team, boy were going to need practice." Said Alex, shaking his head in disappointment.
"Could be worse," said Hank "you could be on his team," he pointed to Christopher still praying with most of his teammates fast asleep.
"Next," announced Chris. "Team brown will be, Eva, Beth, Todd, Bud, Ashley, Amanda, Wendy, Oswald, Marley, Erica, and Dia,"
Ashley and Amanda screeched in excitement.
Oswald Covered his ears. "Geez scream louder wont ya, I can still hear in this ear." he pointed to his ear.
"Oh suck it up; it's likely we're going to hear a lot more of it." said Eva in annoyance.
"Wow this team is awesome." said Erica sarcastically.
Wendy Smelled Dia. "Mm your life force is so is so…." Wendy grabbed Dia's arm and prepared to bite her.
Dia pulled her arm away and screamed. "Hey,"
Todd and Beth got between Dia and Wendy. "What's your problem?" said Todd.
Beth Held Dia's arm. "You ok?"
"Yeah," said Dia.
"I'm sorry I…I… just," said Wendy apologetically.
"Save it," said Dia angrily as she Beth, and Todd walked away.
Bud and Marley walked by Wendy. Bud Imitates coo coo bird sounds, crosses his eyes, and circled his finger around his head then laughed and Marley laughed with him.
"Next," announced Chris. "Team purple will be, Harold, Leshawna, Joe, Patrick, Reginald, Walter, Ulrich, Richard, Jessica, Carrie, and Sid."
"Awesome!" said Harold as he tried to hi-five Leshawna.
She didn't high-five him as she was distracted.
"Um what's up with this guy?" said Leshawna referring to Patrick, who was just standing there breathing heavily.
Carrie Pushed Joe down. "outta my way!" she screamed.
Joe Stood back up and groaned.
Sid put his arm around Joe. "Don't worry 'bout her man."
"But she's so scary," said Joe as they both looked at Carrie who punched a bear and knocked it out.
Reginald extended an arm to Ulrich. "Sup, the names Reginald,"
"Ulrich," said Ulrich and shook Reginald's hand.
Jessica Looked at Richard and smiled. "Ooh I like a man with money," she leapt into Richards's arms.
Richard being True to his name…. dropped her. "Get off commoner!"
Jessica Stood up and dusted herself off. She looked at Walter who saw the whole thing. "What are you looking at four eyes?"
Chris looked around and smiled. "And that just leaves D.J., Zoey, Adam, Dean, Quincy, Vince, B, Mike, Isa, Bianca, and Monique as um….. Team polka dot."
"What now?" said Monique.
"WHAT!" screamed Vince.
"yay!" cheered Bianca. Everyone turned to her. "Uh, I mean boo."
"Team polka dot really?" said Adam.
"Guess it's just his way of screwing with us," said D.J.
"Quite," said Quincy.
Isa looked at B and extended her arm. "Hi I'm Isa," B shook her hand. "Strong silent type I take it," B nodded.
Mike hugged Zoey. "We're on the same team," he said excitedly.
"I know," said Zoey also excited.
"Alright time to get funky!" said Dean as he began to dance. As he danced Jason threw a rock at his head and laughed.
Chris clapped his hands to get the campers attention. "Alright camper's just one thing left to do." he motioned the campers to follow him and they do.
…...
The campers stood around the Bonfire ceremony while Chris is stood next to his oil drum, with him was Chef, Alan, and Scruffy along with a few interns.
"Welcome to the bonfire ceremony, this is where you come after you're team loses the challenge, the rules are simple if you receive a tiki head your safe if you do not receive a tiki head you are eliminated from total drama for good. I don't mean for good like the first season where we just brought back Eva and Izzy for no good reason, I mean for good as in never coming back. Now any questions?" said Chris.
Alex raised his hand. "Um yeah why did you bring us here, couldn't you have brought us here after one of the teams loses?"
"Because I'm not going to repeat myself a hundred and thirty two times!" said Chris bluntly before continuing. "Anymore questions. No? Good cuz there's some people I want you to meet." he pointed to Chef. "You all know Chef right?"
"You mean the guy who cooks like a three year old? Yeah we met him." said Duncan.
Most of the campers laughed at Duncan's joke while Chef just growled. Chef grabbed Duncan by the collar and lifted him into the air and yelled at the now scared Duncan.
"Listen here punk you will eat my cooking and like it. And if you don't I will shove your face into a used toilet and shove a plunger right up you're…."
"Whoa whoa Chef easy there man you can settle this at breakfast ok?" said Chris trying to calm down the muscular man.
"Ugh… fine." said Chef as he dropped Duncan and walked off mumbling.
"Damn Duncan you really get on chefs bad side." laughed Chris. Duncan just whimpered in response.
…...
Confessional:
Chef. "These damn kids sleeping all day partying all night and sex all in between. And what gives that punk the right to insult my cooking. My cooking brings chef Ramses to tears. These kids need to learn a little respect"
…...
Chris continued. "Well then where did we leave off…? Oh yes introducing the new employees. I know you all ready met Alan." Alan waved to the campers. "He is Chefs cooking apprentice but he knows some medical stuff so he's the camp medic."
"Wait, Chef is teaching him too cook? The poor bastard," said Albert jokingly.
Chef threw a pan at Duncan.
"I heard that!" said Chef from his mess hall.
"But Albert said it." said Duncan rubbing his face where the pan hit him.
"I know. I just don't like you." said Chef.
"Moving on," said Chris. "You've meet Scruffy right?" He pointed to the janitor that saved Joe earlier. "Scruffy here is our janitor."
"Why do we need a janitor?" questioned Gwen.
"I don't know I don't even remember hiring him." Said Chris as he looked at scruffy who's just standing there eating potato chips (salt and vinegar flavored lays if you must know) "continuing on, here's Bennett."
Bennett was an overweight African Canadian man with short curly hair, wearing a blue shirt with red sleeves, blue jeans and black sneakers.
"Bennett is our DJ; he'll play any song you request." said Chris.
"Oh really, can you play ain't no rest for the wicked by cage the elephant?" asked Dominic.
Bennett smiled and said. "Of course I'll get right on it."
Bennett quickly rushed over to a radio tower a few feet from the mess hall and climbed up the ladder onto a small platform with a turntable and varies speakers surrounding it. Bennett pressed a few buttons and scatman johns' scatmans world started to play. The campers were confused.
"Ok not that I'm complaining but that's not the song I requested." said Dominic, confused.
Bennett continued smiling but quickly changed into a stern an unhappy look on his face. "They think you're weak, you gotta prove them wrong you gotta fight, you gotta keep going, you can't let them win, you can't give up, cause in the end the only person you can trust is yourself!" he then smiled again as if nothing happened
"okaaay…" said Dominic, freaked out.
Chris chuckles and says. "Yeah I didn't say he would actually play the song you request."
"Yes you did." said Zoey.
"No I didn't." retorted Chris.
"Actually you did." said Alan.
"Whatever." said Chris.
Bennett screams From off screen. "I ain't no quitter."
Chris Sighed, Rolled his eyes and shaked his head before continuing "Here is the next new bbtdi employee."
A bald Canadian man with multiple scars on his neck and face, blue boat captain's hat, a blue ship captain's uniform, and a hook for a hand stands next to Chris.
"Isn't that the guy who drove the boat that brought us here?" asked Katie.
"Yeah his name is Haken and he will be the one escorting the contestants that have been voted off to the casa Del losers," explained Chris.
"hakey!" screamed Staci as she jumped into Hakens arms.
"hurensohn!" Screamed Haken in response.
"As I was telling you before you accidently threw me off the boat my 3 rd cousin was Captain Ahab, the book was actually based off his life story." said Staci.
"Gottverdammte Hurensohn, ich kann nicht glauben, ich wird mich Mindestlohn dafür bezahlt!" screamed Haken.
Staci hugged Haken not understanding a word he said. "oh hakey you're such a good listener."
Chris chuckled "I see you found a new friend Ferdinand."
Haken scowled at Chris and dropped Staci.
"Anyway," continued Chris "I suppose you should meet the interns." said Chris pointing to the four interns.
One was a buff Canadian boy with black combed back hair.
The second was an African Canadian girl with shoulder length brown hair.
The third was a Canadian girl with waist length jet black hair and a heart tattoo on her hand.
And the fourth was a buff bald African Canadian boy
They all wore a red version off Chris's shirt, tan cargo shorts and black sandals.
"Why don't you guys introduce your self's." said Chris.
The buff Canadian boy walks up to the campers and flexes. "Names Jake and if any of the ladies need any 'companionship' just knock on my door your always welcome." he said wiggling his eyebrows.
Most of the girls just groaned and scoffed while the others whistle.
"Ugh give me a break." said the African Canadian girl.
"You got a problem Vanessa?" Said Jake.
"Yeah you." said Vanessa.
"You know we don t have to fight we could play strip poker in my room." said Jake.
"You have a snowballs chance in hell of seeing me naked." said Vanessa.
Most of the cast laugh at Vanessa's response, Except for Jake.
"Bitch," said Jake under his breath.
"You better lay off my woman man." said the African Canadian intern as he put his arm around Vanessa.
"Oh for the love of." said Vanessa as she pushed the boy away. "For the last time Eli I am not you're girl."
"What? why not!?" said Eli.
"Because I'm not that into you." said Vanessa almost screaming.
"Okay what do I have to do to win your heart, kill Jake." said Eli.
"Hey," said Jake now hitting on Courtney.
"A tempting offer, but maybe you should be more worried about doing your job and not getting in my pants." said Vanessa.
"Yeah let me worry about that." said Jake as he grabs Vanessa's bottom.
Eli punches Jake in the jaw. "NEVER TOUCH MY WOMAN LIKE THAT!"
"Oh god dammit." said Vanessa as she face palmed.
The other girl pats her on the back "there, there."
"Thanks Alyx" said Vanessa.
"Any who," said Chris. "We have one more employee to introduce." Chris pulled out a walkie talkie. "Bring him out."
The campers wondered why Chris needed a walkie talkie to contact people to bring out the next employee when they could've just had him stand out there with them. They soon got their answer, a loud booming roar from the forest. A few minutes later a bear, specifically Molotov, rushed out off the forest and charged toward the campers.
"Holy crap!" said Cody as he remembered his last encounter with a bear.
"Damn!" said Oswald in surprise.
"Oh shit!" screamed Matt.
"Did that bear roar?" asked Noah calmly.
"yay a bear." said Bianca. Everyone turns to look at her. "Uh, I mean boo a bear."
They all turn back to the bear and notice that it was just standing there smiling.
"You all remember Molotov right?" asked Chris. "Well in 2014 he was adopted by an 18 year old college student." he turned toward the forest. "Come on out Arthur."
A short Canadian boy with brown shaggy hair with a red baseball cap covering it, he also wore a red t-shirt with a teddy bear design, and shorts and black sandals walked out of the forest.
"Hello ladies and gentlemen I am Arthur T. Ventura." said the boy.
"Arthur here will be the host of the aftermath show," explained Chris.
"Yeah the Arthur and Molotov show every Saturday 8:30 pm est." said Arthur.
"Thank you." said Chris annoyed.
Chris then calmed down "any way they are our new employees." he turned to them. "Everyone can get back to work now except for the interns. You guys bring the plot twist."
The employees disbanded and went their separate ways. Arthur, Molotov and Haken got on the boat of losers and went to the casa del losers. Alan went back to his makeshift clinic. Scruffy went back to the mess hall and the interns went off to fetch the 'plot twist'.
A few seconds later the interns came back with a table with wheels covered with a blanket.
"These are the plot twist." said Chris talking about the objects under the blanket.
"What are they?" asked Sadie.
"Their obviously the immunity idols." said Zach.
"Right you are!" said Chris as he removed the blanket.
Under the blanket was a variety of idol heads modeled after Chris and Chef, the new employees including Alan and Haken, there were even some modeled after the original twenty-two campers.
"These are the idol heads. These are what you need if you want to get ahead of the game."
"You don't say." thought Leon to himself.
"Allow me to explain. Each idol head has a different affect depending on which one you use." continued Chris as he picked up an idol head resembling Zoey.
"To go into detail, the idol heads modeled after the thirteen from revenge of the island give you regular old immunity." said Chris. He puts down the Zoey head and picked up one resembling sierra.
"The idol heads modeled after the world tour cast gives you an extra vote during the bonfire ceremony." continued Chris. He put down the Sierra head and picked up an idol resembling Ezekiel.
"The idol heads resembling the original twenty-two are special. They give you both immunity and an extra vote." continued Chris. He put down the Ezekiel head and picked up one resembling Haken.
"Now the Haken idol gives you the sole vote in any elimination ceremony." said Chris. He put down the Haken head and picked up an idol resembling Scruffy.
"The scruffy idol gives your team the advantage in any challenge." said Chris. He put down the Scruffy head and picked up an idol resembling Bennett.
"The Bennett idol allows you to take immunity from someone and give it to anyone but yourself. You can use this any time; say if someone you don't want voted off is in the bottom two you can give them someone else's immunity. Or when we get to the individual immunity challenges you can basically do the same thing." explained Chris. He put down the Bennett head and picked up one resembling Alan.
"The Alan head really does nothing; all it does is allow you a hint to another idol head. Pretty useless if you ask me, we just made it so Alan would have one." said Chris. He put down the Alan head and picked up an idol resembling Jake.
"Oh god what does that one do let Jake get a peek at one of us naked?" asked Dakota.
"No but Jake did suggest that. The Jake idol head does the same thing as the world tour idol heads it gives you two votes during the bonfire ceremony." said Chris. He put down the Jake head and picked up an idol resembling Vanessa.
"The Vanessa idol head takes one vote from the user…. that's It." said Chris. He put down the Vanessa head and picked up an idol resembling Alyx.
"The Alyx head allows you to choose whose vote doesn't count." said Chris. He put down the Alyx head and picked up an idol head resembling Eli.
"The Eli head allows you to switch some ones vote. Yeah I know useless but Eli insisted I made one for him." said Chris. He put down the Eli head and picked up an idol head resembling chef.
"The chef head just gives you a good meal cooked by chef."
"ew," said Albert. "That's more useless than the Eli head."
"Actually chef is quite a master cook he just makes those disgusting meals to screw with you guys." explained Chris as he put down the chef head and picked up the Chris idol.
Chris continued. "Now the Chris head is different from past seasons, not only does it give you immunity but it also has a secondary effect."
"Like what." asked Trent.
"You get to choose." said Chris. "Any of the effects of the other idols."
Chris puts down his idol head and the interns take away the wheelie table.
"And that's all Tomorrow we will have our first challenge and our first elimination for now your free to do as you please." said Chris. Then he walked away and left the contestants alone.
"Umm" said Todd before the scene changed.
…...
It was later in the day everyone was unpacking. Everything was peaceful.
"MOVE YOUR FAT ASS!"
Until now….
"Who you calling fat?!" screamed Sapphire at Heather. "You're the one whose fat, fatty!"
"Oh really, I'm fat? Then what do you call this?" said Heather as she pinched Sapphires stomach.
Hugo pokes his head out from the boy's side. "Are… they fighting about their weight?"
Matt walks out. "Yeah man they are chicks after all." said Matt as if he was talking about the weather.
"That's not a very fair assessment." said Hugo.
"Well I'm not a very fair person." said matt.
Cameron walked by with luggage in hand. Matt tripped Cameron with his foot and Cameron fell, dropping his luggage and spilling it all over the floor. Matt laughed as Cameron picked his stuff up.
"I can tell." said Hugo.
…...
Matt. "Hugo thinks he's some sort of super genius, but he's not. He just like those uptight spazz's in my old high school. Fuck em I say."
Hugo. "Yeah Matt's…. kind of an ass"
…...
"No I get the top bunk!" yelled Collette.
"No I do" yelled Jo.
"No I do!" yelled Colette.
Jo and Collette stood there scowling at each other. Jo then tackled Colette to the floor and they began to wrestle again.
Willow seeing all this began to pry Jo off of Collette.
"Come on guys stop fighting, seriously the guys are watching." said Willow as she points out Matt, Lightning and Alejandro standing outside smiling.
"Fine whatever." said Jo as she got off Collette.
Colette stood up and dusted herself off. "Yeah you wouldn't want to embarrass yourself in front of your boyfriend." said Collette while smirking.
"WHAT!" said Jo right before she charged Colette and they began to wrestle again.
"Ugh," grunted willow in frustration. "I can't believe this, this is why everyone should be vegetarians were healthy, calm, peaceful…" she glances out the window. "SON OF A BITCH THAT GUYS EATING BEEF JERKY!"
Willow rushed out of the cabin full speed toward Ron who was eating beef jerky. She started hitting him with a barrage of punches. Ron continued to eat his jerky not noticing Willow at all.
Willow finished her assault and screamed. "Take that carnivore!" and rushed back to her cabin.
Ron just stood there having not noticed Willow at all continued to eat his jerky. He then slapped the back of his neck and said. "Damn mosquitoes."
…...
Confessional:
Willow. "Hah! that Ron will think twice before he eats another animal. Mission accomplished."
Ron. *He is sitting in the confessional eating jerky.*
…...
Blaineley was talking to sierra while putting her stuff away.
"Why am I even here? I wasn't even a contestant last time." yelled blaineley.
"I find it interesting how the two new female contestants from total drama world tour are on the same team." said Sierra.
Blaineley scowled at her new roommate.
…...
Confessional:
Blainely. "Seriously why am I here? I only got into the competition by accident! I mean I doubt that this was in my contract."
Chris. *holds up a contract* "it was."
…...
Oscar was on the steps of the cabin struggling to carry his luggage. He saw Steve walking up to him and smiled.
"Hey Stevey old buddy ol' pal. Mind helping me with my bags?" said Oscar friendlily
"Okay," responded Steve as he picked up Oscars luggage and took it into the cabin.
Oscar shook his head and said "too easy,"
…...
Confessional:
Oscar. "Oh this is just going to be too easy."
Steve. "This is exciting my first day at Wawanaqua and I already made a friend and we're in an alliance. You see, nice guys always win in the end"
…...
"Ah, I'm bushed." said Ben as he flopped down on his bed.
"How are you bushed? You practically slept all day." said Duncan.
"actually." said Noah sitting on his bed, reading. "These naps can occur several times a day. They are typically refreshing, but only for a few hours. Drowsiness may persist for prolonged periods of time."
"Okay," said Duncan rolling his eyes.
…...
Confessional:
Ben. "Hopefully our team won't lose any challenges for a while, because you know who's getting first boot." *he points to himself.*
…...
R.J. laid her suitcase on her bend, stretched and yawned. "Man I can't believe I got accepted."
"mig heller. Me either." exclaimed Natasha as she sat on her bunk smiling.
Emerald, sitting on her bunk noticed Natasha smiling and grinned. "So Natasha, I see you and Tommy are getting along nicely.
Natasha blushed and looked away embarrassed. "Yeah he... He's a nice boy." she said while pushing her hair behind her ear.
"Nats you got a thing for our mute redheaded teammate?" asked R.J.
"…. possibly." said Natasha still blushing.
"c'mon now." said R.J. putting her arm around the Swedish girl. "There's nothing to be embarrassed about. We've all got our crushes. I mean Emeralds obviously has a thing for Isaac."
Emerald stood up. "I do no…. okay I do." she said as she sat down blushing and grinning.
…...
Emerald. "Okay I know I just met him but I have a crush on Isaac. And why shouldn't I he's cute' he's funny, he's smart, he's nice. Oh god I'm gushing *sigh* doesn't matter anyway he doesn't like me back and even if he did what would happen if he found out I was a spy working against him…. Besides his sister says he's into redheads in his audition tape."
R.J. "it's kind of interesting that I'm the only girl on my team not to have a crush on a boy. Although I'm not surprised, I knew before I got to the island that I wasn't going to find a boy, for two reasons. One I have my mind on other things like the competition. And two because … well… boys aren't exactly my type."
Natasha. "Oj herregud I am so embarrassed."
…...
Greg was carrying his luggage up the steps of the cabin as Mitch rushed passed him whooping.
"wooo!' screamed Mitch as he set his luggage on one of the bunks. "Time to win the million am I right?"
No one responded but a couple of crickets.
"c'mon!" screamed Mitch. "If you want to win some challenges you gotta show some enthusiasm! Or are all you just scared I'll whip your guy's asses."
Again no one responded. In fact no one was paying attention. Gilbert and Albert were talking while they unpacked, Hector was lying on his bunk staring at the bunk above him, Will was ranting and Greg was just unpacking.
"I knew it. You're scared. And you should be because I am Mitch M. Mann. And I'm gonna be big bad total drama islands million dollar winner." announced Mitch. Again no one responds.
…...
Mitch. "ain't no mystery who's gonna win this season. It's gonna be me cause I am the M machine! Booyah!"
Greg. *he just shakes his head in disapproval.*
…...
Dawn was sitting on her bed sitting while Lindsay, Dakota and Alice were unpacking. Laura was chatting away much to the annoyance of her new bunkmates. She had been talking since they got to the cabin. Which was only five minutes ago but it felt like hours to them. Alice had finally had enough. She got up and walked up to Laura.
"Hey Alice." greeted Laura. "So you're a gymnast are you that's pretty cool. You know I was almost on my high school gymnastics team once. But I failed the tryouts because I called my coach a stupid bitch because I was on my period and well…."
"OH MY GOD! Don't you ever shut up!" screamed Alice.
"I…. I'm sorry Alice I... I just I….." Laura tried to say.
"Just shut it!" screamed Alice.
Alice returned to her bunk and began to unpack again. Laura sat on her bunk depressed. It was quiet in the cabin before Dawn spoke up.
"So… what do you guys think of Leon?" asked Dawn.
Dakota looked at dawn. "Why? Do you like him?"
"Oh em gee! Dan's got a crush!" squealed Lindsay.
"What? No I don't! He's evil and he has to be stopped." said Dawn.
"What makes you think he's evil?" questioned Alice.
"I can just tell." answered Dawn.
Alice rolled her eyes. "Whatever," Alice continued unpacking.
"Listen Dawn." said Dakota as she sat next to the moonchild and put an arm around her. "If this Leon is evil you shouldn't worry about it He's on the other team. let them worry about him."
"Okay…" said dawn quietly.
…...
Confessional:
Dawn. "I hope Dakotas right, Leon's aura just *shivers* scares me."
Alice. "Oh great I'm stuck with a bunch of blonde bimbos talking about boys and gossiping."
…...
Scott, Josh, Lewis, G-man, Hyde and Nikolas were in the cabin. Lewis was lying in bed not bothering to unpack. G-man was laying on his bed listening to his Ipod. Hyde was unpacking trying to hide his tighty whiteys. Nikolas was just chilling and Josh was looking around the cabin as if he were trying to find something. Scott meanwhile….
Scott laid on his bunk and sighed. It was a happy sigh he was finally back in the game and this time he would do things a little differently…. His thoughts were interrupted however. Someone under his bunk bumped their head.
"What the?" exclaimed Scott as he spotted Josh crawling out from under Scotts bunk. "What are you doing?"
Josh looked up at Scott. "Looking for bugs." said Josh.
"Bugs?" questioned Scott. "What kind of bugs?"
"You know microphones, cameras that kind of stuff." said josh.
"This is a reality show man there are cameras and microphones everywhere." said Scott
"WHAT!" screamed josh.
"Yeah, cuz what'd you think? That they would just let us suffer through the challenges without the humiliation of being on national television?" said G-man.
"OH GOD! Were on national television!" screamed Josh.
Josh then rushed out of the cabin screaming. Scott, G-man and Nikolas poked their heads out the door.
"Well," said Scott. "He certainty took that well."
Josh ran past Samson and Carlos who walked into the cabin.
"What's up with Josh?" questioned Carlos.
"I don't know something about spiders or something." answered Scott as he laid back down on his bed.
"He freaked out when he learned the cabin was bugged." said Nikolas who was glaring at Scott.
"He does seem like the paranoid sort." said Samson with his eyes glued to his ipad.
"Your addicted to that thing aren't you?" said Carlos.
"Yeah kind of." said Samson. He then turns the ipad off and looks up at Carlos. "I'm actually not too fond of the ipad I just brought it because I couldn't bring my desk top. Probably for the best, I would be a little too overzealous with it."
Lewis sat up on his bunk and looked at Samson with a disgusted look on his face. '"What are you one of those world of warcraft computer fags."
"First off yes I am a computer nerd. Second no I am not a wow fan boy; I'm more of a Steam man. Third don't say fag that's just rude and mean." said Samson bluntly.
"pfft whatever." said Lewis as he laid back down.
Scott just tried to hide a grin but Nikolas noticed it anyway.
…...
Confessional:
Lewis. "I thought this team was going to make it far because we only have three girls, But now… not so much."
Carlos. "Lewis irks me. I know I shouldn't think that about people I just met but he's a special condition. I mean he had the audacity to call Samson a fag. I mean I'm not bothered by the word it just bothers me he used the word to insult someone. I mean, the nerve of that guy."
Josh. *whew* "finally found a place without cameras." *he looks straight into the camera.* "OH CRAP!"
Samson. "It's going to be hard without my desktop this is the longest I spent away from it since I first discovered computers. It's going to be hard but I think I can manage." *he then turns his attention to his ipad.*
Nikolas. "I don't trust that cazzo Scott. He's up to something I know it. And I'm going to find out what that is."
Scott. "Oh this is perfect. At first I was a little worried I would be the first boot cause of my actions last time I was on this show. But now I have nothing to worry about. Lewis is a sexist, Josh is paranoid, Samson's obsessed with his ipad, Carlos is in your face about his sexuality, G-mans a little annoying, Tina's a bitch, and Courtney and Gwen have an obvious conflict. This is too perfect." *he rubs his hands together.*
…...
A few minutes later the dust settled. Hyde looked around the cabin at his teammates. They were busy unpacking. He spotted Carlos and walked up to him.
"Hey um *ahem* hey Carlos can I talk to you outside." said Hyde.
"Sure," said Carlos with a shrug.
Carlos and Hyde walked out of the cabin together. Lewis watched this and shook his head. "Fags," he said under his breath.
Outside Hyde and Carlos walked behind the cabin.
"So what do you need?" asked Carlos.
"I need advice." said Hyde bluntly not trying to disguise his voice.
"On what?" asked Carlos not noticing the change in Hyde's voice.
"On how to get a girl." said Hyde.
"Honey, not my area on expertise." said Carlos.
"I know, I know. I just need help; I mean there's this girl and well…. What should I do?" asked Hyde nervously.
Carlos sighed and said reluctantly. "Alright I'll help you."
Hyde jumped and hugged Carlos. "Thank you, thank you, thank you." he said excitedly.
Hyde then realized who he was hugging Carlos and let go. "Err… sorry," said Hyde.
"Eh no problem." said Carlos with a shrug.
…...
Everybody in the cabin was unpacking. What? Did you come to expect them to be doing something else? Well in any case it was mostly quiet in the cabin.
"Damn time I got on this show." said Jimmy as he unpacked.
"ab bab bab bap language." said Christopher as he waved a finger in front of Jimmy's face.
Jimmy grabbed Christopher's finger. "Word to the wise, keep your fingers out of my face."
"Your strong armed tactics won't work for long." said Christopher calmly as he grabbed his bible and held it up. "For the meek shall inherit the earth."
"Yeah meanwhile the strong will make a pretty good living." Said Frank as he cracked his knuckles.
"hooligans." said Christopher as he turned his attention back towards his luggage. He pulled out a small wooden Jesus figurine and placed it on the night stand.
Dominic was sitting on his bed tuning his guitar when he spotted Christopher decorating the cabin.
"Hey man what are ya doing?" asked Dominic in curiosity.
Christopher turned to Dominic and said. "Well obviously I'm adding a little good old fashion Christian flair into this sinners den." he then turned his attention to his back toward decorating the "sinners den'
"alright.' said Dominic his curiosity satisfied.
…...
Confessional:
Dominic. "Christopher's obsession with the Christian belief is a little off, but to each their own I suppose."
Christopher. "I come here to total drama on a mission. To spread the good word of our lord and savior. I will help these sinners see the light. I will be successful."
…...
Crystal walked into the cabin with her bags and gasped. "No way nah uh I am not staying here."
Julie walked in and said to crystal. "Come on Christy, where's your sense of adventure?"
"Yeah Christy show some enthusiasm." said Izzy surprisingly calm.
"Don't call me Christy!" snapped Crystal
Julie crossed her arms and pouted. "Party pooper."
…...
Confessional:
Crystal. "Ugh, I can't believe my father cut me off. Now I got to be on this stupid island with these stupid poor people just so I can make a lousy million bucks."
…...
Everybody had finished unpacking and currently chilling out, Especially Vic who was currently rocking out to Steppenwolf on his ipod. Owen was almost literally bouncing off the walls in excitement.
"Aw man I can't believe I made it back here this is so exciting I can't wait for the first challenge." said Owen, obviously excited.
"Take a chill pill Owen, seriously dude you're going to have an aneurism." said Cody sitting on his bed.
"I'm sorry I'm just so excited." said Owen putting emphasis on excited.
"Obviously," said Jason with a smile on his face.
"He is right to be excited." said Daniel calmly. He then walked up to Owen and put an arm around him. "He is after all this season's winner."
"I am?!" asked Owen now more excited than ever. "That's awesome!"
"What makes you think he's gonna be the winner?" asked Jason.
"Because I'm psychic." said Daniel bluntly. "I can see into the future."
"Yeah … right." said Jason in disbelief.
Leon was watching all this from his top bunk. He smiled to himself and thought. "Perhaps this will be easier than I thought."
…...
Confessional:
Daniel. "It's obvious that my teammates doubt my powers, I suppose I will just have to prove my 'authenticity'."
Jason. "Yeah, Daniels a whack job,"
…...
Yuki, Ginger and Elisa were unpacking their stuff when Anne Maria and Staci walked in. Staci was chatting Anne Marias ear off, Anne Maria covered her ears in frustration.
"You know my great aunt's uncle's brother invented colonoscopy." said Staci.
Anne Maria turned to face Staci. "Bitch shut it!" snapped Anne Maria.
Staci stopped talking for a second, but for just a second. She started talking again. "And my great great grand fathers great great great grandchild invented yoga."
"Ugh!" groaned Anne Maria.
"Well Annie looks like you got a friend." said Yuki giggling.
"First off don't call me Annie, second she is not my friend." retorted Anne Maria.
"Whatever you say." said Elisa rolling her eyes.
…...
Confessional:
Anne Maria. "Ugh damn that girl and her 7/11 mouth."
Staci. "My great aunts sisters' brother invented glass."
Yuki. "Staci is quite the talkative one isn't she?"
Ginger. "Ugh I can't believe I got stuck on the same team as these losers."
…...
Gregory was currently sitting on his bunk writing in his note book.
"tis such loving sorrow… oh damn writers block truly you are the bane of my existence." said Gregory in aggravation.
While Gregory argued with his writers block, Tim walked in with his luggage and boy was he mad.
"I can't believe I got stuck on the same team as my sister." Tim practically yelled.
"I take it you and your sister don't get along." said Gregory stating the obvious.
"No you think?!" said Tim.
"Sisters and brothers fightin that ain't right." said Ron as he walked into the cabin eating the last of his jerky and pocketing the empty package.
"Well we do!" said Tim.
…...
Confessional:
Tim. "Why would Chris be so cruel as to have me and my sister come to the island?!"
…...
"I can't believe I got stuck on the same team as my brother!" yelled Liz at the same time Tim yelled the same thing.
"I take it you don't get along with your brother?" asked Kat.
"No you think?!" yelled Liz.
"But you can't fight with your brother." said Sadie.
"Well we do!" yelled Liz.
…...
Confessional:
Liz. "Why would Chris be so cruel as to have me and my brother come to the island?!"
Sadie. *in the confessional with Katie.* "it's so sad Liz doesn't get along with Tim they have to stick together I mean I wouldn't know what to do without from Katie."
Katie. "And I wouldn't know what to do without you too Sadie." *the two hug.*
…...
By now Delilah and Flora walked into the cabin, Delilah was excited while Flora … well not so much.
"combien il est passionnant!" exclaimed Delilah. "How exciting I can't believe I made it to the island, I'm such a huge fan of the show since it came out I…" she stopped and thought for a second. " I'm sorry I'm rambling." she said, embarrassed.
"It's alright, at least one of us is excited…" said flora while looking down depressed eating a candy bar.
…...
Everybody had finished unpacking and were currently relaxing, Bill and Cory were laid out on their bunks, Trent was tuning his guitar, Xavier and Zavier were playing a board game, Aston was flicking his lighter on and off, Hank was attempting to claim one of the top bunks, Tyler was laying on his bunk holding his arm as he had hurt it when he entered the cabin. (He had rushed into the cabin, had slipped on the rug and slammed into the wall.)
Alex then walked into the room. "Team meeting!" announced Alex. Everybody turned to look at him. "Now I know we just met but I can tell by just looking at you guys that this team is going to be number one!"
Zavier looked around the room "are we looking at the same team?" he asked. "because All I see are an accident prone athlete, a love sick musician, a pyro, a skater, a short guy, a male model, a girl who seems to only wear a swimsuit, a football star err I mean soccer, a hippie, and a couple of brits."
"Now I know we have our short comings." said Alex. He then turned to Hank. "No offence."
"None taken." said Hank with a shrug.
Alex continued. "Like I was saying, I know we have our short comings but I think we can really decimate the game."
"Whatever," said Zavier as he rolled his eyes.
"Hey guys." said Bill. "We seem to be missing a hippie."
There was a moment of silence as everyone noticed Jeff was missing.
"Were the hell is he?" asked Alex.
…...
Confessional:
Alex. "Great my first meeting and Jeff misses it! I'll let it slide this time but next time he better be here."
…...
And where was Jeff you might be asking yourselves. Well while Alex had his team meeting Jeff was wandering around the forest.
"Man it's nice to get connected to nature." Jeff mused to himself. As he wandered he spotted a two squirrels fighting over an acorn. He bent down next to the squirrels and said "hey little dudes there's no need to fight man, an acorn is no reason to lose a lifelong friend."
The two squirrels looked at Jeff as if he were an idiot, mostly because these squirrels were not friends they were lifelong enemies. They could not agree on anything … well anything except, acorns are delicious and Jeff is an idiot. Both squirrels decided to have a truce and threw their acorn at Jeff.
"Hey man not cool. There's no need to resort to violence man." said Jeff.
All of a sudden a mysterious female voice rung out. "Is there a meat eater out here?"
Jeff turned and spotted Willow who was also wandering around the woods.
"Hey man your that animal rights activist right?" asked Jeff.
"Yeah…" said willow.
"That's cool man." said Jeff.
Willow blushed and pushed her hair behind her ear. "Really?"
…...
Confessional:
Willow. "Wow I can't believe it another vegetarian! What are the odds?"
Jeff. "Maybe I won't be alone on taking down Chris man."
…...
Gidget entered the cabin, choose her bunk and started to unpack; which wasn't long since the only clothes she brought was her swim suit and she was wearing it. After she unpacked she began to wonder where the other girls on her team were. She then remembered she was the only girl on the team. A slight smile grew on her face; she then began to close all of the blinds in the girl's side of the cabin. When she closed the last blind she walked off camera; a few seconds later her bikini top and bottom flew past the camera.
"Perfect," said Gidget
…...
Confessional:
Gidget. "Now that I'm on this island I can get closer to my true love, Geoff. There's been many a men in my life but no one could truly have my heart *sigh* but he's with that hippie bitch Bridgette. But don't worry I'll find a way to Geoff's heart."
…...
Todd and Bud were unpacking while Oswald laid on his bed, He hadn't unpacked yet. He looked up at Bud and Todd; a slight smile grew on his face.
"Hey fellas." said Oswald. Bud and Todd turned to Oswald. "A little hand please." Oswald pointed to his luggage.
"Why don't you do it yourself?" said Todd.
"Oh I would, but I'm sooo tired." said Oswald with a yawn. Todd just scoffed and rolled his eyes.
"I'll do it." said Bud.
Todd looked at him "what?"
"Yeah I'll do it." said bud with a shrug. He then unzipped Oswald's luggage and started unpacking it.
"sucker." said Oswald under his breath.
…...
Confessional:
Oswald. "Man what an idiot. I know I got off on a bad start when I got here but I know with these idiots on my team I won't be going home any time soon."
Bud. *holding up a pair of 'tighty whiteys'* "check out what I swiped from Oswald's bag. One of the perks of being a sneak,"
…...
Marley flopped down on one of the bunks and let out a sigh, well to fair it really wasn't a sigh it was more of a loud whooping gasp. The other girls heard this and turned to Marley.
Marley turned her head and looked at them. "What?"
"Girl you really need a big Mac or something I can see your spine through your stomach." said Erica.
Marley sat up and put her hands on her hips. "What! And ruin this figure?"
Amanda started to laugh and Ashley almost threw up. They both cover their mouths and stopped. "Sorry," they said in unison.
…...
Confessional:
Marley. "Man those girls seriously have some disillusions of weight. I mean they think I have a weight problem." *ha ha* "as if those fatties now anything about good health, I'm 73 pounds."
Erica. "Man that girl needs to gain some serious weight."
Eva. "well this is just dandy look who Chris just so happens to team me up with, a disillusioned anorexic and a scam artist who just a few hours ago tried to convince us he had cancer, I mean holy crap!"
…...
Harold was in the cabin unpacking when he got the distinct feeling that someone was watching him. He turned around and saw that Patrick was standing no more than 2 feet behind him staring at him.
"Bah!" exclaimed Harold as be fell backwards. Harold stood back up and pushed Patrick away.
Patrick ran into Joe. "eeeahhh." exclaimed Joe as he pushed away Patrick.
Patrick was pushed into Richard who didn't seem too happy about it. "Get off of me peasant." he pushed Patrick away.
Patrick then landed in the arms of Ulrich and Sid. "Not cool dudes." said Ulrich.
"Yeah, just because Patrick here is a little creepy doesn't give you the right to pick on him." said Sid.
"Sorry," said Harold. "I guess I over reacted a bit."
"Ha sha sha sha." said Joe in a mild convulsion.
"Well I'm not sorry." said Richard bluntly. "He is a peasant and deserved it." Richard then continued to unpack while everyone in the boy's side glared at him.
…...
Confessional:
Walter. "Man that Richard really lives up to his name."
Richard. "What is the matter with these peasants? That Rick fellow is a freak of nature, yet most of them give him the respect I deserve, unbelievable.
Patrick. *he just stares into the camera and breaths deeply.*
Ulrich. "Man that Richards a dick… hey wait a minute, now I get it!"
Reginald. "FOOTBALL!"
Sid. "Richard man that dude just *sigh* I shouldn't talk badly about people. Besides I bet the Richard-dick joke has been used enough times.
Joe. "nyaaa na nya."
…...
Leshawna, Carrie, and Jessica were walking toward the cabin. Hey at least this time they're not unpacking. Well anyway half way there Jessica handed her luggage to Carrie and said to her.
"Here you carry it that is your name after all." she then walked into the cabin laughing.
Carrie then grinded her teeth and threw her luggage at Jessica and successfully hits her in the head.
"Hah they should call you concussion cause that's what you got." yelled Carrie.
…...
Confessional:
Leshawna. "This is going to be a long summer."
Jessica. *with a bandage on her head.* "THAT BITCH!"
Carrie. "That'll teach that bitch not to mess with me.
…...
It was quiet in the cabin; D.J., Mike, B, and Adam were unpacking. Dean was either having a seizure or was dancing. And Vince was muttering to himself.
Mike finally spoke up. "I know I must sound crazy for saying this but it feels good to be back here."
"You're right you are crazy." said Vince.
Mike glared at Vince but stopped when D.J. patted his back. "Don't worry man I know how you feel." said D.J.
Vince just groaned and shook his head.
…...
Confessional:
Vince. "Why did mom sign me up for this crap she knows I hate people."
D.J. "you know something tells me Vince isn't very tolerant of people."
…...
Zoey was bouncing off the walls in excitement. "I can't believe it I'm back on the island and I'm on the same team as Mike. *gasp* and he's right next door. I'm going to get him." said Zoey as she rushed out of the cabin without unpacking her things.
"Get 'em girl!" cheered Monique.
"whooooo!" cheered Isa.
"yay." cheered Bianca.
The only person not cheering on Zoey was Quincy who was quietly unpacking her things.
…...
Confessional:
Isa. "Man this is awesome, I'm on one of the most rockin' shows in the world, there's a chance to win a cool million, plus there are some pretty cute guys here."
Bianca. "Aw don't you think Zoey and Mike make a cute couple."
Monique. "Hit me with yo' best shot Chris I can take it!"
Zoey and mike. *Zoey is sitting in mikes lap. Mike has some lipstick stains on his face. Both are looking into each other's eyes and giggling like idiots.*
Quince. "Okay truth is I didn't come to the island to win. I came here because I had a vision and in that vision a great evil being came to this island and caused all kinds of chaos, but also in this vision a great shining light of righteousness rose up and cast away the great evil. I believe that the two beings are contestants. I'm not sure who they are but I have my theories, I'll keep them to myself for now. I also notice that the Dawn girl is well aware of this problem as well perhaps I will enlist her to help me identify the two beings. I just hope I won't get voted off too early.
…...
The scene changed back to the dock with Chris standing on it. He cleared his throat and began to speak.
"That concludes our first episode of bbtdi, tune in next time to see more drama, more action and more romance. Only here at BIG BAD TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"
The dock then collapses under Chris's feet and he falls into the lake.
"Oh come on!"
…...
Next time on big bad tdi the teams compete in the first challenge of the season, a real blast from the past.
…...
Idols
Tdi cast: Immunity plus a extra vote. (22 total)
Tdwt cast: Extra vote. (3 total)
Tdri cast: Immunity. (13 total)
Chris: Immunity plus a second effect.
Chef: A good meal cooked by chef.
Scruffy: Advantage in a challenge.
Alan: Idol head hint.
Bennett: Switch immunity.
Haken: The sole vote.
Jake: Extra vote.
Vanessa: Minus one vote from yourself.
Alyx: Choose whose vote doesn't count.
Eli: Switch vote.
…..
New Employees
Alan: The skirmish medic/ apprentice chef.
Scruffy: The mysterious janitor.
Bennett: The mentally disturbed D.J.
Haken: Boat of loser's captain.
Jake: The womanizing intern.
Vanessa: The only intern that does a f***ing thing.
Alyx: The sleepy intern.
Eli: The Black Panther intern.
Arthur: The animal lover/aftermath commentator.
…..
The teams
….
Red team
Heather: The queen bee.
Alejandro: The arch villain.
Cameron: The wide eyed bubble boy.
Sapphire. The bitch.
Willow: The Animal rights activist.
Hugo: The voice of reason.
Matt: The jerk.
Collette: the Gym girl.
Jo: the take no prisoners jock-ette.
Brick: The cadet.
Lightning: The overachiever.
…..
Blue team
Billie: The jealous girlfriend.
Gerome: The weird foreigner.
Ezekiel: the home school.
Sierra: the uber fan.
Blaineley: the one who's not supposed to be here.
Charlie: the hyper guy
Steve: The nice guy.
Oscar: The controller
Pete: The movie buff
Keith: The weirdo.
Lazlo: The jersey boy.
…..
Green team
Duncan: The delinquent.
Noah: the high IQ
Justin: the eye candy
Isaac: 'Mr. Perfect.'
Miguel: the muscle.
Ben: The narcoleptic.
Kurt: The epic
R.J.: the tomboy.
Emerald: the Total drama spy
Natasha: the shy Swede.
Tommy: the Silent guy.
….
Yellow team
Mitch: The athlete.
Greg: The silent Latino mechanic.
Lindsay: the dumb princess.
Dawn: the moon child.
Albert: The scheming chef.
Gilbert: The deaf guy.
Hector: The Goth guy.
Dakota: the fame hound.
Laura: The annoying girl.
Will: The dedicated larper.
Alice: The acrobat.
….
White team
Gwen: the loner.
Courtney: the type A
Lewis: The sexist.
Scott: the devious.
Nikolas: The Italian Mafioso.
Josh: The conspiracy theorist.
G-man: The gangster.
Hyde: The boy with a secret.
Tina: The Hawaiian girl.
Samson: The computer nerd.
Carlos: The kind gay guy.
….
Black team
Izzy: the psycho hose beast.
Bridgette: the surfer chick.
Geoff: the party dude.
Crystal: the Rich girl
Christopher: the Over the top Christian.
Frank: The biker.
Jimmy: The bully.
Dominic: the Punk rocker.
Sven: the Lazy guy.
Julie: The unlucky in love cowgirl.
Sam: the nice guy gamer.
….
Orange team
Cody: the geek.
Owen: the lovable oaf.
Yuki: the Japanese tourist.
Daniel: The TV psychic.
Elisa: The cheerleader.
Jason: The prankster.
Vic: Mellowed out rocker.
Anne Maria: the Jersey shore reject.
Staci: the compulsive liar.
Leon: The French antagonist.
Ginger: the Controller girl.
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Pink team:
Katie: the sweet girl.
Sadie: the sweet girls friend.
Zach: The know it all.
Gregory: The poet.
Kat: the Artistsy chick.
Xena: the quiet girl.
Ron: the Blue collar guy.
Delilah: The French girl.
Tim: the bickering male twin.
Liz: The bickering female twin.
Flora: The nervous eater.
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Gray team
Tyler: the accident prone jock.
Trent: the cool musician.
Gidget: the Girl who lives in her swimsuit.
Jeff: The hippie?
Bill: the Cool skater dude.
Ashton: The pyro.
Zavier: The brit.
Xavier: The other brit.
Alex: The soccer team captain.
Hank: the Small fry.
Cory: the male model with a brain.
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Brown team
Eva: The female Bully.
Beth: The wannabe.
Todd: The nerd 2.0.
Bud: The sneak.
Ashley: the Female twin 1.
Amanda: the Female twin 2.
Wendy: the Crazy witch girl.
Oswald: The scam artist.
Marley: The anorexic girl.
Erica: The sarcastic chick.
Dia: The follower.
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Purple team
Harold: the dweeb.
Leshawna: the sister with a 'tude.
Joe: The panophobe.
Patrick: the Creepy stalker guy.
Reginald: The sports fanatic.
Walter: the Nerdy kid.
Ulrich: the Surfer dude
Richard: the Rich guy.
Jessica: the Fabulous girl.
Carrie: the Angry girl.
Sid: the physiological Beach bum.
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Polka dot team
D.J.: the brick house with a heart.
Zoey: the indie chick.
Adam: The cowboy.
Dean: the Disco fan.
Quincy: the genuine psychic.
Vince: The easily annoyed.
B: the strong silent genius.
Mike: the multiple personality.
Isa: the Punk rock girl.
Bianca: the Kind girl
Monique: the Streets girl
….
Okay time for my hopefully not too lengthy explanation.
I have rewrote this fanfic because the last version I wrote of it was… unsatisfactory. For starters the first time I wrote this I introduced the characters from the actual show individually and then it took 3 chapters to introduce the rest and a 5th to tour the camp and a 6th to do the first challenge. I was not very happy with it.
I changed a couple of other things like actually have the contestants interact with each other and I added the idol head mechanic.
I should also explain why there are 132 contestants. I added them because after I had added the characters I had enough room on the paper for a few more so I implemented them.
Also this isn't relevant but still. This is actually the 4th version of big bad tdi. The first was a version I wrote in 2008 I think. Instead of 132 contestants it only had 52 including the original 22; in fact some of the contestants from that fanfic are in this one like Isaac and Erica. I'll reveal the others as I go along.
The second version was a version I wrote in a note book that included all the characters in this one.
The third version was the version I originally posted on this site but had deleted.
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