How to...
INFURIATE HALT!
Step 1: Confuse Halt/annoy Halt.
"Halt. Halt. Halt. Halt. Halt. Halt!"
Step 2: Do whichever you didn't do in the last step.
"Why don't cats go bark?"
Step 3: Wait for Halt's response.
"Cats don't go bark because they go meow."
Step 4: Confusion is your best friend.
"Cats don't go meow, they go moo. I'll prove it!"
Step 5: Do whatever you promised to do in the last step.
"Here!"
Moo.
"One cat the goes moo!"
