How to...

INFURIATE HALT!

Step 1: Confuse Halt/annoy Halt.

"Halt. Halt. Halt. Halt. Halt. Halt!"

Step 2: Do whichever you didn't do in the last step.

"Why don't cats go bark?"

Step 3: Wait for Halt's response.

"Cats don't go bark because they go meow."

Step 4: Confusion is your best friend.

"Cats don't go meow, they go moo. I'll prove it!"

Step 5: Do whatever you promised to do in the last step.

"Here!"

Moo.

"One cat the goes moo!"