I own nothing. Nada. Zero. Null. Cero. All hail Stephenie. Everything, besides the song I cooked up in my free time belongs to her.
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'Cullenizer'
--to the tune of Paralyzer--
I hold on so nervously
To my Brittany
Who is my best friend
So far it has not been fun
To be in this place
With our clones running all around
This trip has got to be
The most confounding thing
Since we went to Germany
Well I am imagining
Edward Anthony Masen Cullen
As my mate for eternity
Well I'm not Cullenized
But, I seem to look just like you
But that doesn't mean
I'm a vampire
Just my skin and eyes
Could ever rival yours
You'll probably kick my ass
Or bite my jugular
I hold out for one more drink
Before I think
I'm sated for three more weeks
But so far has not been fun
I should just stay home
But don't want to commit murder
We will probably
Be gone in three days
But that would suck horribly
Well I'm still imagining
Edward Anthony Masen Cullen
As my mate for eternity
Well I'm not Cullenized
But, I seem to look just like you
But that doesn't mean
I'm a vampire
Just my skin and eyes
Could ever rival yours
You'll probably kick my ass
Or bite my jugular
Well I'm not Cullenized
But, I seem to look just like you
But that doesn't mean
I'm a vampire
Just my skin and my eyes
Can rival yours
You'll probably kick my ass
Or bite my jugular
I'm not Cullenized
But, I seem to look just like you
But that doesn't mean
I'm a vampire
Just my skin and my eyes
Can rival yours
You'll probably kick my ass
Or bite my jugular
You'll probably kick my ass
Or bite my jugular
You'll probably kick my ass
Or bite my jugular
