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Ahhh… What a lovely day in Greenleaf! The cats of Thunderclan were out enjoying them selves. Also, a couple inches from the forest, a bunch of twolegs were enjoying themselves too. Apparently, they were making this so called "Mall", called Metrotown. Oh, did I not mention that they we're finished? Yep! Even thought they had just started that same day. Don't ask. Anyways, back in the forest the cats were enjoying themselves.
Firestar was lying on his lawn chair. Even though there was no lawn. "What a lovely day!" Firestar purred.
All of the other cats were enjoying themselves, too! Graystripe, Brambleclaw, Squirrelflight, Sandstorm, Cloudtail and Brightheart were playing twister.
"Twister! The hot spot!" Graystripe sang, as he moved around the mat.
"Hey I know!" Squirrelflight shouted. "Lets go hunting near twoleg place!"
Firestar looked at her oddly. "Why would you wanna do that?" He asked.
"I dunno." Squirrelflight replied. "I just feel we have to!" She purred.
"Okay!" Graystripe meowed enthusiastically. Then he threw the twister mat on Cloudtail, and started running.
"Graystripe! Wait up!" Cried everybody, as they started running.
Everyone was screaming, and running in slow motion. "To infinity, and beyond!" Firestar cried in slow motion. The group of Thunderclan cats ran past all the trees. They ran past the lake. Even past that little dolphin fountain that Graystripe really liked. Finally, they arrived at the twoleg place.
"We're here!" Squirrelflight meowed. There was a silence. "Now what?" Asked Sorreltail.
"Then there was a loud growl form behind the cats. "GRRRRRR…."
"This can't be good." Firestar meowed. All the cats turned around. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" they screamed in sheer horror.
There, behind the cats, was a giant, humongous, Evil, KILLER EASTER BUNNY! "We're all gonna die!" Screamed Cloudtail.
The killer Easter bunny growled once more. "We should run!" Leafpool meowed.
"But that's not fun!" Complained Graystripe. But regardless of what Graystripe said, they all ran.
"Quick!" Yowled Firestar. " Let's hide in that weird building over there!" He said, pointing his tail over to a giant building that had a giant sigh that read "Welcome to Metrotown!"
"Good thinking, Deputy!" Graystripe purred.
"Graystripe, you're MY deputy." Firestar hissed.
"That's what they want you to think…" Smirked Graystripe.
The Easter bunny was coming closer, and he was chucking eggs at Brambleclaw.
"I'm never respecting an egg again!" Brambleclaw hissed.
They kept running for the entrance, which they didn't know was made of glass. The clan crashed into the glass door.
"There's a wall there?" Graystripe asked in disbelief.
Suddenly the Easter bunny looked horrified. Then he hopped away.
"I'll see YOU on Easter!" Squirrelflight purred proudly.
"Guys, watch this!" Graystripe meowed. He stepped toward the glass. It opened up.
"GASP!" Gasped Firestar. "Get away from that twoleg appliance!"
Then Graystripe tripped and fell in the building, and the door closed. "GRAYSTRIPE!" Cried Firestar.
"Help me!" Cried Graystripe, helplessly on the other side of the glass.
Firestar walked toward the glass door. It opened. He steeped back. It closed. "Hey, this is pretty cool!" Firestar purred.
"Open, Close, Open, close-"
"Firestar!" Sandstorm yowled.
"Sorry." Firestar mewed quietly.
"We've gotta get away from this twoleg place!" Brambleclaw yelled.
Then a twoleg with lots of gold chains around his neck saw the cats, and walked over. Then he started singing to them. The cats stared in astonishment. Then out of nowhere a She-cat twoleg walked in front off the cats, and began to sing as well.
"Hey, I like this music!" Graystripe purred, as he danced along to the beat.
Firestar looked over to beside a tree, and saw a giant camera. "Guys! They're filming a music video! Run!" He shrieked.
Then, as the twoleg couple started swinging each other in the air, and doing those weird rap moves, the cats ran into the mall to escape the music video.
"That was a close one!" Cloudtail meowed.
"Look." Firestar and the rest of the clan looked around amazed. Yes, as a matter a fact, they were in a twoleg mall.
"AHHH! Twolegs!" Shrieked Graystripe, as he started to run to the exit.
"Wait." Firestar gestured him to stop. "There aren't any twolegs here,"
"Well, my mother used to tell me the tale of a twoleg time of end for there strange buildings." Sandstorm meowed.
"What was it?" Asked Sorreltail.
"Closing." Sandstorm meowed.
Then right at that very moment, a twoleg guy came over to the front door, took out some shiny keys, and locked the door.
"Well, we're in a bit of a sticky wicket." Graystripe meowed in his British accent.
Gasp! They're stuck inside the mall! What shall they do? Well, that was chapter 1. Trust me, that chapter wasn't really funny, because I needed to exsplain how they got to the mall. I promise you the next chapter will be 10 times funnier! I have some big plans ahead, so stay tune for Chapter 2! NO FLAMES!
