1Disclaimer: I don't own any part of this show or any characters I use or any hint of a show or movie, or music I MAY use.
THE FOLLOWING YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE (read) IS, IN FACT, FICTION. ANY SIMILARITIES TO ANY PERSON LIVING OR DEAD, IS COINCIDENTAL OR UNINTENTIONAL.
ANYWAY, IT'S JUST CLAY! (You see where I'm goin' with this right?)
JG: Can a kid with a big brain take out a kid with big teeth to win the love of their lives? Will a twisted robot general win against a whole cul-de-sac of kids with a special partner of their choice? And the 2 robots that were the leaders of the Maximals and Predacons will duke it out tonight on-
CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH
(Cartoon, Anime, Movie Edition)
Johnny Gomez (JG): Hello Folks and welcome to another season of Celebrity Deathmatch. I'm Johnny Gomez-
Nick Diamond (ND): and I'm Nick Diamond. We've got a blood-tastic show in store for you tonight folks.
Inferno (I): What about me! The Royalty asked me to stay in this booth so that makes me an announcer too!
Johnny: Yes, well, Megatron has asked that Inferno be announcer for tonight.
ND: (whispers) The real reason is so Inferno won't distract him from his fight later on tonight.
JG: Anyway, so lets get on with the fights, tonight's first bout pits two kids against each other for a girl.
I: Yes, it's silly how you feeble humans will kill yourselves just for a partner of the opposite sex.
ND: How about you shut up and let us do our jobs!
I: I will BURN you human!
JG: Will both of you shut the hell up and let me talk.
Nick and Inferno glare at each other.
JG: As I was saying the first bout pits young Jimmy Neutron against Timmy Turner.
ND: This whole thing is just over the love of their young lives, Cindy Vortex.
I: The pathetic young human will be locked in a cage above the fighters and will only be released after a winner is declared.
ND: Not only that, but our fighters will be surrounded by acid on the outside of the ring (like the Madonna vs. Michael Jackson match)
JG: The next fight has that twisted General Grievous taking on the kids from Ed, Edd, 'N' Eddy with a special partner of their choice.
ND: When asked to say who it was they chose they said-
Ed: Buttered Toast
Nazz: (interviewer was too nervous to talk to her)
Sarah: Get the hell out of my face!
Rolf: (Rambled on about nothing in particular)
Plank: (Stares)
Jonny 2x4: What's a deathmatch?
Eddy: Don't care, Double D is thinking about that.
Jimmy: I hope I don't get hurt. (No matter who wins he's going down first)
Kevin: (Punches interviewer in stomach and kicks him in groin) Oh, I thought you were Grievous.
Edd: I don't know yet, I've been through many logical thoughts and figures but can't decide who would be best.
(Johnny, Nick, and Inferno all have shocked looks on their faces)
JG: Wow, unless they find a good partner, they are going to get their asses kicked. It's also a good thing that Debbie wasn't here, that other interviewer almost got killed.
ND: (disappointed) Yeah.
I: If you two are done yapping I will say that the final bout tonight is where my Queen will be the victor!
JG: We'll see Inferno, we'll see.
I: I know the Royalty will triumph.
ND: The main event tonight is were Optimus Primal will take on Megatron for the title of winner of the old show they and ant-boy here came from, Beast Wars!
JG: The special twist in this match is that both combatants will have only 3 times they can change into their beast mode. (By the way if you have seen the show you will know what I'm talking about Optimus will be in his season 1 gorilla form and Megatron in his season 3 dragon form)
ND: Why is this so important? Well we are putting raw energon all over the arena that won't harm us.
I: Energon! I can't stay in robot mode for more than a few minutes with that stuff around and neither can my Queen!
JG: Calm down Inferno, the energon will be closer to the ring and won't affect you.
ND: So the robots can only change into the beast modes 3 times and then will be stuck in beast mode.
JG: But right now it's time to start our first match.
And that's where I'll stop it but I'll need help with the Ed's partner and future episodes, please give me reviews on who you think can be the person (anyone in a movie, anime, or cartoon only please) and help me out. Thanks!
