Megaman X: Fanfiction 1

Chapter 1: Donuts and Coffee!

A/N: If this offends anyone in any way or you don't approve of the way I put the characters in text then please tell me in your review!

"X! Wake up right now! Something weird is going on," came Alia's voice, desperation in the tone.

            "What!? I was having such a nice dream about this time when Zero and I…" X continued on babbling about a long over battle, which he and Zero had gloriously won.

            "Shut up and listen, would you?!" Alia shouted to get X's attention. "Now, we've gotten a faint signal coming from somewhere near where Eurasia hit several months ago. We think it may be coming from a Maverick Hunter who is in distress, probably low grade judging by the strength of the signal."

            "Why are we around the Eurasia site?" inquired X. No one had been in that area since Gate found Zero's DNA there.

            "I don't know, but someone was clearly reckless and got caught in a bad situation," Alia said.

            "Since we were the only group who didn't have an assignment, it's our job, X," Zero said as he walked into the room munching a donut. "M-m-m-m-m-m-m, sugary sprinkled goodness!" The last part Zero probably intended for only himself.

            "Alright but first, Alia, get me some coffee! Zero, I want a chocolate donut with those pretty rainbow sprinkles!" X said as he got out of his bed.

            "Get your own stinkin' donut; this one is mine and it was the last one, so nyeh!" Zero said, sticking out his tongue, showing off his chewed up donut.

           "Fine! I don't need your help anyways. Hey, Alia, don't forget to put that French Vanilla creamer in mine. Oh and lots of sugar!" X said.

            "Alright, alright, if it'll get you off your ass!" Alia muttered.

            X got up out of bed to get his donut while he waited for his coffee. He opened up the pantry in the kitchen, no donuts. He opened up all the cupboards, no donuts. There were no donuts anywhere, even under the couch cushions!

            "I told you, X, I got the last donut!" Zero said just as X rechecked under the couch.

            "But I had one reserved! I even put my name on it!" X said.

            "Oh, I ate that one last night! The one with the toothpick and little sign that said, 'X's donut do not eat!' Well I'll tell you that it was the nastiest thing I ever tasted; it had those nasty pink sprinkles!" Zero said.

            "First of all, that was MINE! Second of all, I happen to like those pink sprinkles!" X said.

            "Well I don't! I like glazed donuts with cream filling and rainbow sprinkles!" Zero retorted.

            "Yucky boo!" said X.

            At that moment, Alia walked into the room, finding X and Zero sissy slapping each other. The whole scene was very amusing, and got Alia to snigger behind her hand; she felt it was incredibly immature.

            "Stop it!" Alia commanded. She hated when they got in slap fights over what donuts were better than others.

            "Here's your coffee. Zero, go get some more donuts, we're clearly out," Alia said all this while handing X his coffee.

            X took a small sip of his coffee and spat it on the ground, "You call this coffee!? It tastes like mud, and it doesn't have any creamer in it!" X started sobbing quietly to himself - he had burned his tongue.

            "Stop sobbing and take it like a man! Alia, while you're up get me some coffee, black, strong, no sugar, you know how I like it," Zero said in a macho voice.

           "Oh cut it out! You're just jealous because I steal all your fame," X whined; still sobbing behind his hand.

            Alia walked out of the room to get the coffee and a rag to clean the floor. While she was wetting the rag she noticed that X and Zero were slap fighting again. As she put the creamer in the coffee she noticed that X had begun to yank violently on Zero's hair. When she returned to the living room, she found Zero had X in a nose lock and was telling him to say mercy.

            "Stop it! You know X is a pretty boy! If you hurt his face he could go berserk, rather like he did two years ago," Alia said.

            "Oh, fine," Zero said reluctantly.

            "Zero, go get more donuts," X commanded, still sobbing silently behind his hand.

            "Alright, if it'll make you stop whining!" Zero said, exasperated.                         

            X sipped at his coffee and spat it out, right on the spot Alia had just cleaned. Alia sighed and recleaned the spot, muttering swear words under her breath.

            "It's to hot! You can't make coffee! I guess I'll have to get it myself," X got up and walked into the kitchen, which he probably hadn't done in years.

            Shortly after X walked into the kitchen there was a loud crash followed by X running out bawling. From what Alia could see he had merely dropped a mug on his toe. She could see the many shards of her favorite cocoa mug everywhere.

            "You stupid good-for-nothing! Look at what you've done, you have absolutely ruined my favorite mug!" Alia screamed vehemently.

            X then let out a long wail and ran into his bedroom, Alia then heard the thump of X tripping and falling on the floor followed by a yelp.

            "That clumsy idiot," Alia sighed as she swept up the remains of her dear cocoa mug.

A/N: This is just a funny view of what everyday life could be like in their house please R/R. TBC