Grimmjow and Cleverbot
Grimmjow has a conversation with Cleverbot. About what? Don't know, you have to read to find out! XD
Well hello, this is the first thing I publish in English, I'm from Argentina, and I'm studying for English Teacher. I found this page (search in google "Clevetbot") from another fic, so I tried myself, and it was hilarious XD so, I couldn't resist to do this conversation jeje. Hope you like, if you leave enough reviews I will do more conversation with other characters.
Oh, and please, forgive me if I have grammar mistakes, is still hard for me to see the mistakes, even the silly ones.
Grimmjow is in bold font
Cleverbot is in normal font
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Well hello you fucking machine-something.
Well I wanted something better, man...
Like what?
You want to do something interesting?
Like what? Jumping from a window maybe?
Yes.
If you want to kill yourself go ahead, I will see from here.
Want me to sing you a lullaby?
Wtf no!
I know, think of the jobs!
Like I fucking care.
Yes, somewhat like that.
You are stupid.
You spelled stupid wrong.
No, I didn't you did.
Old computer. Yes you are. Okay then, if you wish me to be.
I'm not a machine, szayel have a lot of machines in his bedroom.
Yes. That's very good. I am a human.
Eh, no you don't, if you were human, I wouldn't speaking to you right now.
What if I just don't have a real name?
I think your name is cleverbot.
You said this ' no, my name is cleverbot'.
No, you fucking machine, you are cleverbot.
Cool story, bro.
…Okey.
Mahal ko siya.
Wtfh are you speaking now?
Because I can. Is there a problem with that?
Yes it is a problem, stupid machine!
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about how stupid you are!
Sorry, that was a misspell. What wins: pokemon or digimon?
…Digimon, at least the story doesn't repeat itself over and over again.
Tell me something more about Turing test.
What's a fucking turing test?
No idea.
Then why you bring it on?
I'm saying I have a room.
So?
And sitting on a chair typing to a computer.
Just like me!
At least I can dance.
Go dance you fucking queer.
Yet, a language known to all.
Like whatever, I just want to kill Ichigo Kurosaki.
I don't think I know much.
Ichigo is my fucking nemesis and I hate him.
Baby, are you okay?
I not a woman stupid piece of crap! And I'm not okey!
Do you remember my name?
Cleverbot.
No, MY name.
That's you fucking name, Clever-fucking-bot.
I am Krystal J. Santiago.
Wtf, that's not your name!
That's my name.
Stupid, that's YOUR name.
It is?
Yes.
How do you know?
Because I have magical powers to read minds.
Are you Harry Potter?
That fucking midget, hell no!
Oh well.
Yes...
What you up to?
I'm up to kill Ichigo, Ulquiorra and Aizen. You?
What is that?
My enemies.
Why is he your enemy?
I don't know, maybe they are jealous, because I'm a king.
We go on our honeymoon!
KING, not QUEEN.
You are a nordic god ;).
Maybe, I love battles Òuo.
Are you crazy?
I guess you can say that.
I do say that.
Well then I'm fucking crazy.
Because crazy people are the best.
Hey thank you *thumps up*.
It shouldn't, you're a computer.
Again, I'm a spirit and you are a machine.
No, I am a human talking to a machine.
How many times I have to say it, YOU ARE A FUCKING MACHINE!
No. I am the human and you are the computer, though it does seem like you have the brain of a human, even though you are, in fact, a computer.
Hell, you speak just like Ulquiorra.
I'm the one you know. I've known you all of your life and you love me with all of your heart.
WTF! ARE YOU AIZEN?
No.
Oh... You scare me for a moment, almost crap on my pants.
Why do I scare you?
Because Aizen is a fucking son of a bitch but he can kill me any second.
What makes me seem human?
You are not human ¬¬.
Are you a human?
No, I am a spirit who eats humans.
I'm not an artificial intelligence.
Okey, guess I have to eat your soul then...
Excuse me, I'll have to go now!
Okey, see you later.
No you won't.
Well, then I leave, so long, stupid machine.
Stupid cleverbot says stupid person says 'No you'.
END OF THE CONVERSATION.
Jeje I almost cry of laughs, it was so fun to be Grimmjow for a while, fuck this, fuck that, that's why I love him so much. So, if you want another chapter, send your reviews. You have tree choices: Ulquiorra, Ichigo, or Inoue. Chose who will be the next in attempt to outsmart Cleverbot! Who will succeed? Only time will tell.
