{AN: Sorry if the first chapter sux...it's basically just an intro...well, I'll be grateful for any reviews! Oh! Almost forgot..."All of these characters belong to JK Rowling"...I just throw them into a very twisted plot of my own...-Snickers- Thx!}
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"Ginny! Ron! Get down here! Mail!" Mrs. Weasley called up the stairs. "There's one for you too dear," She added as Hermione followed her friends down to the kitchen.
Molly handed out the mail. All three envelopes were identical, as were the letters inside. Upon reading them, Ginny, Hermione, and Ron exchanged glances that were both confused and highly interested. Together, the three friends nodded and slipped the letters into their pockets...
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In Grimmauld Place, Remus Lupin slapped the mail down on the table in front of Sirius Black. Sirius dropped his feet from the table and picked up a neon blue envelope that was addressed to him. Inside, were a few white pieces of parchment with a typed massage and a slip of pale blue paper with more writing on it. A smirk touched his chapped lips as he stood
"They try too hard...well, I guess I'll give 'em what they want...the slimy gits," Sirius muttered to himself, bemused.
Little did he know, this letter was not a fake...he was incorrect in thinking that it was just a hoax to get him out in the open to be recaptured. Either way, Sirius went up to his room and began to pack...
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Draco Malfoy went outside to retrieve the mail. He closed his eyes to momentarily bathe in the warm morning sunlight, but quickly stepped back into the house when he remembered that he was dressed in only dark green boxers and a pair of socks. A piece of mail for him caught his eye and he opened it carefully while walking towards where Lucius Malfoy stood. After he scanned over the contents, he turned and showed it to his father. Lucius sighed, nodding, and then hurriedly ushered Draco out of the living room as Narcissa came in wearing her short green nightie and a teasing sneer.
"Wonder who else will show..." Draco mumbled, throwing a glance back at his snogging parents before heading to his room, but shrugged it off and pulled clothes out of his dresser.
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"Lunaaaaaaa!" A voice screeched from somewhere down the hall.
"Yes Mother?" Luna Lovegood answered sweetly, although after making a rude noise at being interrupted.
She set down her magazine and traipsed down the smoky hallway to her mother's room. Before she could knock on the bedroom door, it was opened and a brightly-colored piece of mail was thrust into her hands. Then the door shut again and Luna's shoulders drooped an inch or two. Loneliness once more swept over the young woman as she used her long fingernails to open the envelope. But as soon as Luna completed her fast reading of the enclosed letter, she brightened.
"Finally! Something to do!"
She practically skipped back to her dimly-lit bedroom and swung open the closet door. She now had no reason to be lonely. Screw her mother, she needed someone to talk to...someone to spend time with. A chance to do so had come! Luna could not contain an exited squeal as she shoved balled-up jeans into a suitcase.
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Severus Snape snorted as he read the letter. It had come overnight and he'd found it lying on his pile of clothes. Now, as he sat laughing at the white and blue parchment, Snape felt a longing for something he had done without for most of his life...companionship. A curse echoed in his dark bedchambers as he flew from the bedside chair. Sooner than he expected, Snape was ready to leave and walked out the door in a flurry of black robes.
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Here is a brief summary of the letters contents:
The muggle world has been very successful with reality TV, and we have even tried a few (Weakest link, Bachelor,...) in our own way. Now we would like to try yet another: The Real World. You have been chosen to be one of the seven roommates. If you wish to participate, please sign the enclosed form. Good luck and have fun!
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