The Brotherhood: Secretary Extraordinaire!

Chapter 1-Pietro's Choice


Pietro: while pacing in front of the Brotherhood Ok, now, I'm going to be gone all weekend guys, and I get sooo many calls from all the millions of girls, so I need someone to take the messages. The job pays 25 bucks, anyone up for it?

Everyone raises hand

Pietro: Ok, then, this may be harder than I thought.

Tabitha: C'mon speedy, some of us have places to be!

Pietro: Ok, then, Tabby, you're out, I need someone who has no life and has time to sit by the phone the whole day.

Tabitha: Fine then, like I need your money anyways, pop machines suit me just fine. walks out door screeching tires heard outside

Lance: Aww man! My ride! I wish she'd stop stealing my Jeep!

Pietro: Oooookkkkkk then...anyone else want to leave? nobody says anything Good then we can move on to a test. I'll call that phone on my cell phone and you guys answer it and take a message, Toad you're first.

Lance: Um...Pietro, if you have a cell phone why do you need a sec-

Pietro: Quiet! Ok, Toad, I'll go into the kitchen and you answer the phone when it rings walks into kitchen phone rings a few seconds later

Todd: sits on couch, picks up receiver Hello?

Pietro (on phone-high pitched imitation voice): Hello! Is my cutie-wutie Pietro there?!?

Todd: Um...he's not here right now yo. Can I take a message?

Pietro: Yes! Can you tell him that-

Todd: Hold on, lemme get some paper to write this down. looks around room, grabs a pad of paper and pencil off the table across the room with tongue Ok, go ahead.

Pietro (still on phone): Just tell him that he is the CUTEST little guy I have EVER seen!! Squeal

Todd: Um...ok, I'll be sure to tell him for ya yo. Bye.

After Fred goes through a similar message, so does Lance

Lance: under his breath this guy is too obsessed with himself.

Pietro: walks back into room so...any messages for me?

Todd: Yeah, some chick called, said you was cute.

Fred: Um...somebody called, I don't know who.

Pietro: You didn't think to write it down?

Fred: I'm not your-your-your message person.

Pietro: Snappy comeback Blob. You're out.

Fred walks out into the kitchen

Lance: Um...yeah, a girl named Christy called, she said that you're the cutest thing she ever saw or something.

Pietro: Hm...ok, um...Lance, you get the job.

Todd: Why him an' not me?

Pietro: Because his notes are legible and not covered in slime.

[A/n: Ok, so think Lance can take it? And why would he want to sit by the phone all-day anyways? What does he need the money for? Please review, and leave some criticism, constructive though! All flames will be donated to the "Hillary Duff CD" collection.]