The Brotherhood: Secretary Extraordinaire!
Chapter 1-Pietro's Choice
Pietro: while pacing in front of the Brotherhood Ok, now, I'm going to be gone all weekend guys, and I get sooo many calls from all the millions of girls, so I need someone to take the messages. The job pays 25 bucks, anyone up for it?
Everyone raises hand
Pietro: Ok, then, this may be harder than I thought.
Tabitha: C'mon speedy, some of us have places to be!
Pietro: Ok, then, Tabby, you're out, I need someone who has no life and has time to sit by the phone the whole day.
Tabitha: Fine then, like I need your money anyways, pop machines suit me just fine. walks out door screeching tires heard outside
Lance: Aww man! My ride! I wish she'd stop stealing my Jeep!
Pietro: Oooookkkkkk then...anyone else want to leave? nobody says anything Good then we can move on to a test. I'll call that phone on my cell phone and you guys answer it and take a message, Toad you're first.
Lance: Um...Pietro, if you have a cell phone why do you need a sec-
Pietro: Quiet! Ok, Toad, I'll go into the kitchen and you answer the phone when it rings walks into kitchen phone rings a few seconds later
Todd: sits on couch, picks up receiver Hello?
Pietro (on phone-high pitched imitation voice): Hello! Is my cutie-wutie Pietro there?!?
Todd: Um...he's not here right now yo. Can I take a message?
Pietro: Yes! Can you tell him that-
Todd: Hold on, lemme get some paper to write this down. looks around room, grabs a pad of paper and pencil off the table across the room with tongue Ok, go ahead.
Pietro (still on phone): Just tell him that he is the CUTEST little guy I have EVER seen!! Squeal
Todd: Um...ok, I'll be sure to tell him for ya yo. Bye.
After Fred goes through a similar message, so does Lance
Lance: under his breath this guy is too obsessed with himself.
Pietro: walks back into room so...any messages for me?
Todd: Yeah, some chick called, said you was cute.
Fred: Um...somebody called, I don't know who.
Pietro: You didn't think to write it down?
Fred: I'm not your-your-your message person.
Pietro: Snappy comeback Blob. You're out.
Fred walks out into the kitchen
Lance: Um...yeah, a girl named Christy called, she said that you're the cutest thing she ever saw or something.
Pietro: Hm...ok, um...Lance, you get the job.
Todd: Why him an' not me?
Pietro: Because his notes are legible and not covered in slime.
[A/n: Ok, so think Lance can take it? And why would he want to sit by the phone all-day anyways? What does he need the money for? Please review, and leave some criticism, constructive though! All flames will be donated to the "Hillary Duff CD" collection.]
