A/N Yeah, a Pirates of the Caribbean Parody, why? Do I need a reason? Let's get it started, okay? Just know…. I'm making this up as I go along….

Do not own Pirates and Dragon owns her OCS.

Enter Captain D

A small little girl sang with her voice on the front of the ship as it sailed through the mist. Her voice calm and beautiful and the mist thick and hard to see through.

"Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me. We kindle and char, inflame and ignite-"

"Stop that!" a voice rang.

A large man grabbed the young girl by the shoulders and shook her. Yelling, 'stop that singing!'

"You stop!" the Captain ordered.

"Forgive me sir, but those are pirate songs."

"We need not worry of Pirates."

The man let go of the little girl and walked off back to work on the ship. The ship sailed as a strange sight was seen, along with a strange smell.

"Do you smell….Smoke?" the girl asked.

"I do," the captain responded

There floated the wreckage of a small ship, nearly destroyed. A fire coming from the remains. The crew looked at the ship remain and the girl saw something from the corner of her eye.

"Look! Someone's there!" she cried and pointed at a small boy around her age holding onto to a piece of wood.

The crewmen quickly got a rowboat, and along with the girl they rowed to the boy. The girl grabbed his hands and saw around his neck a necklace.

The necklace was pure gold, with a pendant of a skull on it. She gazed into it, and quickly put into her hand, and awoke the boy.

"W-who are you?" he slowly asked, coughing out water.

"My name's Dragon Swan, who are you?"

"Matt…. Matt Turner."

Years Later

"I can't breathe!" Dragon yelled as her maids dressed her in a VERY tight dress.

"Aw come on, Dragon. This is the dress for important meetings," her father, Chiro said.

"You have to respect traditions," Chiro's wife and Dragon's mom Jinmay explained.

"Yeah, right. OW!" Dragon yelled as the dress choked her.

"Don't worry! The ceremony only lasts an hour!"

Later

"Do you see that?" Gibson asked, seeing ship away from them.

"Huh?" Otto asked and looked through a telescope seeing in the distance a ship going towards them.

"Ooo, better call the captain Chaz."

"Otto."

"Yeah, Gibson?"

"YOU'RE HOLDING THE TELESCOPE BACKWARDS!"

Otto screamed and threw the telescope in the air, and it landed right on Gibson's head and bounced off an on to Otto, knocking both out.

On top of the ship was a man covered in black armor, his skin red, his teeth almost like fangs, two small black horns on top of his head, a sword strapped to his back, and yellow eye with red slits as pupils.

His ship sank, but the man took a step forward, safely landing on the port while his ship went underwater.

"Halt!" Gibson ordered, running over to him.

"Yeah, halt!" Otto added, following.

"Hello there."

"Who are you?"

"No one, but a simple stranger. You?"

"My name's Otto," Otto greeted, but Gibson hit him.

"Do not tell him! He could be a pirate!"

"What if he isn't?"

"What if he is?"

As the two argued the man looked down at the wooden plans that made the port. He smiled as he got his sword out and took a step back, stabbing a plank out, making a hole.

"Gibson!" Otto yelled, seeing the man walk off, and the two gave chase, but both fell down the hole the man made, ending up in the water.

At the Governor's Palace

"Hey Chaz," Dragon greeted.

"Good day, Miss Swan," the Captain greeted.

Dragon ha turned into a young lady with brown hair in a ponytail going to her ankles and was wearing a tight, white dress. Chaz was wearing a fancy blue military outfit, with a hat covering his hair.

"Please don't call me Miss Swan! I get enough from my maids!" Dragon groaned.

Chaz laughed as he and Dragon walked to the edge of the roof and talked to each other. Dragon took a deep breath, having a little trouble breathing suddenly.

"Listen Dragon… I've been thinking lately…"

"Oh?" Dragon simply said.

"Yeah… We've known each other for years… I just wanted to say that I…"

Dragon swayed more as she fanned herself.

"Dragon? Are you okay?"

"I feel…. a bit….faint," Dragon replied and fell over the rooftop. She fell down and down and splashed into the water.

With the man

The man saw Dragon fall and dropped his sword to the ground, he then jumped into the water and begun swimming to her. He quickly grabbed her and put her on his back, he then swam back to the port.

He put Dragon on land then jumped on to land as well as dozens of troops ran towards them. The man put his ear against Dragon's chest; he then grabbed a part of the dress and began tearing at it.

By the time the troops got there, Dragon's dress was torn off, leaving only little to cover her.

Dragon's eyes widened and coughed water out of her mouth. She was quickly helped by the troops as the other surrounded the man.

"Wait!" Dragon ordered. "He saved my life!"

"You obviously do not know who this man is, Dragon," Chaz explained, walking forward. Chaz looked at the man's hat and took it off to reveal two small black horns. "The Laughing Devil, The Black Fire, The Deceiver, The Great Overlord, and the ever famous… D, a pirate."

"Captain D," he responded.

"Wait, he saved my life though! He can't be as bad as you say!" Dragon argued.

"Yes, listen to the girl! I am not as bad as you say," D agreed. Suddenly his arm reached out and grabbed Dragon's hand and pulled her so his body was against hers. "I'm almost as bad as you though."

Dragon struggled against D, but his grip was too strong. D held Dragon's arm, making it so the troops could not fire.

"My hat," D asked.

Dragon reached down with one hand as D held the other; she then grabbed it and put it on his head. D bowed his head, and kissed Dragon's hand.

"Thank you, Miss…?"

"Swan, Dragon Swan."

"Miss Dragon. Thank you," D thanked. He then turned to Chaz. "As for you, know this as the day you almost caught, Captain D."

D then jumped over Dragon and the others and ran off.

"After him!" Chaz ordered and he and the troops gave chase.

In Town

D kicked down some barrels, tripping troops down to the ground. He then ran into a structure, dodging some bullets. He looked around and realized he had into a blacksmith, seeing swords all over the place.

"Who are you?"

D turned around to see a much older Matt, holding two swords. Matt's black hair was spiked and his eyes green as he looked at D.

"Well?"

"Captain D and yes. I am a pirate," D said, bowing.

Matt's eyes widened as he heard footsteps from the troops. He saw D beginning to leave, but raised his two swords at him.

"You're not leaving."

"If I did not know better, I would believe you disliked pirates," D commented, dodging Matt's sword and drawing his own.

D's blade met Matt's as the two fought. D ran behind a large row of swords as Matt followed. D slammed against the row causing the swords to fall around their feet. D then kicked his foot sending swords flying at Matt.

"Who makes these?" D asked, looking at another wall of swords.

"I do!" Matt yelled, blocking each blade and grabbing one from the ground and begun throwing them at D. "Everyday, I've practiced for two hours."

"Impressive!" D commented, blocking the swords

D ran up some stairs with Matt following. D jumped, dodging Matt's swords once more. D grabbed on to the rafters and pulled himself up as Matt looked as he jumped from rafter to rafter.

Matt jumped and grabbed hold of the rafter D was on and flipped up, kicking D off in the process. D fell to the ground and Matt looked down.

"Nice try," Matt yelled.

D ran to a wagon and rolled it below as Matt jumped down, getting himself caught in the wagon which now had a hole in it.

"Having fun?" D asked.

"Release me!" Matt yelled.

D said nothing and made for the door. He then opened it to come face to face with hundreds of muskets, all aimed at D.

"Know this day, D. The day you almost got away," Chaz said.

End of Chapter One

A/N R n R!