Author's Note: Hi ya'll! It's Usagi! Been awhile. sigh Well anyway, this is a yaoi that me and Insane Stuffed Peguine/ISP http://i-s-p. is working on. It's going to be a doujinshi in the end. It write 'um and ISP draws 'um. When it's done I'll put up links to were you can look at the finished comic.
Oh, and one more thing. the things like this [A/N are author's notes within the piece so i could make notes for ISP...Heh heh that kindof worked.


Scene One:

Sakura is waiting outside a mall entrance, tapping her foot and looking irritable. It's almost noon. Kakashi appears behind her without her noticing. He taps her on the shoulder.

Sakura: -looks around sees Kakashi- Aiyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Kakashi: -little wave- And how are you?

Sakura: Gods above please don't do that Sensei!

Kakashi: ;-; But it's funny.

Sakura: -0- I hate you…..

Kakashi: Really? -evil glint in his eye- Because I hold almost unlimited power in you advancing in the Shinobi ranks.

Sakura: O.o……;o; Oh, Sensei don't you know I was just kidding…-weakly- ha ha ha.

Inner Sakura: Burn in hell, old man…[A/N: Damn, she mean! Let's try and put something nicer/funnier if we can

Kakashi: Moving on. Where are our team maverick and the emo kid?

Sakura: Sensei, that was so rude!

Kakashi: So? I own your three asses until you're at least Jônin…maybe longer. -glances at her out of the corner of his eye-

Sakura: O.O Well, I'm not sure where they are. Could you tell me what time it is?

Kakashi: -glances at his watch- It's a bit past noon.

Sakura: They're two hours late!

Kakashi: Really? I'm the one who's usually late!

Inner Sakura: Tell me something I don't know.

Sakura: --; I'm just not going to say anything to that….But you call Naruto and I'll call Sasuke. Just to make sure their okay.

Kakashi: K'ay! -whips out a cell phone and speed dials Naruto-

Sakura: Oo

-Phone rings quite a few times before it is actually picked up-

Naruto: -sounds sick and hoarse- Who the crap is it and what do you want?

Kakashi: Kakashi, silly! -gay-ish hand wave-

Naruto: And what do you want? -irritated-

Kakashi: Remember the bet we made?

Naruto:……………………………………………

Kakashi:…………………………………………..

Naruto:…No.

Kakashi: --; You kids bet me that if you could eat 50 bowls of ramen without throwing up that I would take you three on a mall day and buy whatever you wanted. -it sounds like Naruto is throwing up in the background- Dear me, I hope you have a bucket handy.

Naruto: I can't make it…

Kakashi: Why?

Naruto: BECAUSE! I'm sick! My throat is on fire for nearly a week and now when someone even mentions food, I barf.

Kakashi: Chile Cheese Steak.

Naruto: -gagging/barfing noises- You…are…so mean.

Kakashi: You know what you need Naruto?

Naruto: What?

Kakashi: DOCTOR VISIT :3 Be there in twenty minutes!

Naruto: NO! I hate…-phone is disconnected-

-Long pause in which Sakura's face is blank but confused-

Sakura: I'm calling Sasuke now…-dials his phone number from memory-

Kakashi: -cough- Stalker -cough-

Sakura: -evil glare-

-phone rings awhile before it is picked up-

Sasuke: -sounds tired and slightly in pain- Hello?

Sakura: Hi, It's Sakura! Are you coming?

Sasuke: Coming? To what?

Sakura: The Mall day Sensei promised us.

Sasuke: -muffled curse- That was today?

Sakura: Yep.

Sasuke: I can't come. I'm sick.

Sakura: OH GOD, WHERE DOES IT HURT? Don't worry one bit, Sakura will make everything better!

Sasuke:…-.-…It's my stomach, on the right side. And I have a bit of a fever.

Sakura: I'll be--phone is ripped out of her hands by Kakashi- Sensei, what are you doing?

Kakashi: -to Sakura- I have super human hearing. -To Sasuke- DOCTER VISIT!! Be there in twenty minutes! -shuts Sakura's phone and hands it back to her- Okay, let's go you little pink-haired stalker.

-The two walk into the distance with Sakura yelling angrily at Kakashi and Kakashi putting his fingers in his ears so as not to hear her-