Author's Note: I wrote this ages ago, posted it on the Twilight Lexicon, and several people claimed to die laughing. I completely forgot about it until Moonlight Petal left a review of "New Moon Karaoke," asking if I was going to do any more parody-songs. I remembered that I still had this thing on my hard drive and figured I'd post it.
The best way to read this is to go to You-Tube, type in "Belle" and play the song as you read/sing/whatever.
If I get bored enough, I might rewrite all of the songs from Beauty and the Beast to the plot of Twilight.
Enjoy!
Bella and The Beast: Twilight Karaoke
Chapter One: Bell-a
Bella:
Little town
In a cloudy forest
Yesterday it rained like a flood
Little town
It's my first day at school
In a town called Forks...
Edward:
I'm bored
Emmet:
I'm bored
Rosalie:
I'm bored
Alice:
I'm bored
Jasper:
I'm bored
Bella:
So here I am the girl who's new from Phoenix
I hate the rain I hate the mud
Daughter of the police chief
I'm shy…my words are brief
There's too much green around
Eric:
Good morning Belle!
Bella:
Good morning! It's Bell-a
Eric:
Where are you off to?
Bella:
English! I just finished the most wonderful story about Mr. Darcy…and Miss Bennet…
Eric:
That's nice. I'll walk you to class! Hurry up!
Angela:
Look there she goes that girl who's new…I like her
She looks quite nervous…I can tell
Mike:
She can join our little crowd
Lauren:
That shouldn't be allowed
Tyler, Eric, and Mike:
We'll follow her like sheep…won't that be swell!
Jasper:
BLOOD BLOOD!
Edward:
New girl…
Alice:
Her name is Whitney
Jasper:
BLOOD BLOOD!
Emmett:
Wrestling…
Rosalie:
I look so hot!
Edward:
Can't read…her mind
What is she thinking?
Bella:
He's such a tall, pale, god-like bronze-haired boy!
Jess:
Ah Belle!
Bella:
It's Bell-a! I've just come to ask who those people are.
Jess:
Crushing on the Cullens already?
Bella:
Oh! I can't look down! Can you tell me some news?
Jess:
You don't have a chance.
Bella:
That's all right. I pick…that one.
Jess:
That one? But he's already rejected me twice!
Bella:
But he's my FAVORITE. Gorgeous features, bruise-like shadows, pale skin, and those pitch black eyes!
Jess:
Well, if you like him all that much, he's yours.
Bella:
But Jess!
Jess:
Good luck...you'll need it.
Bella:
I like him! I like him very much!
Mike, Tyler and Eric:
Look there she goes that girl who's new and pretty
I wonder if she likes me back?
Lauren:
I'm so jealous I feel ill
Jess:
I wish those guys could simply chill
Mike, Tyler, and Eric:
She really must pick one of us that Belle!
Bella:
Oh! Isn't he amazing
Is he really staring right at me?
Edward:
Oh! This is so frustrating!
There's an empty space right where her mind's supposed to be…
Jess:
Now I don't really she's such a beauty
Why must Mike Newton pant and drool?
Angela:
I hope to get to know her soon
I hope our friendship grows and blooms
I hope she likes it here with us
Mike, Eric and Tyler:
We hope she falls in love with us
The new girl here's to stay with us that BELLE!
Bella:
It's Bell-a
Mike:
Wow! You don't miss a chance Edward Cullen! You're the best looking guy in the entire school!
Edward:
I know.
Mike:
Grr. No competition can live up to YOU. And no girl can resist you either!
Edward:
It's true Mike. And I have my murderous thought set on…THAT ONE.
Mike:
The police chief's daughter?
Edward:
She's the one! The lucky girl I'm going to murder.
Mike:
But she's…
Edward:
The most delicious blood in town!
Mike:
I know! But…
Edward:
That makes her the best! And don't I deserve the best?
Mike:
Well…of course…I mean…you do…but…
Edward:
Right from the moment when I smelled her, sniffed her
I said "I'm hungry" and I fell
In nearly a century
No one's ever tempted me
La Tua Catante…I'm going to hell
Bella:
Look there…he is
He's glaring at me
He looks…so mad
What did I do?
He looks so weird
Like he stopped breathing
Why is he leaning back away from me?
Edward:
BLOOD BLOOD!
Kill kill
Must drink
So sweet
Bella:
He doesn't like me
Edward:
Her first?
Them first?
Her house?
The woods?
Bella:
Just strawberries…
Edward:
Carlisle
Esme
My choice
Gold eyes
Consequences
Bella:
They're such a beautiful angelic bunch!
Edward:
Just watch I'm going to make Bella my lunch!
Mike, Tyler, Eric:
Look there she goes that girl who's so exciting
I hope she asks me to the dance
She's like a shiny toy
She's captured every boy
She really is a pretty girl
Lauren:
A new and quite annoying girl
Angela:
She really is a lovely girl
All:
That Belle!
Bella:
People! It's Bell-a.
Edward:
BLOOD BLOOD!!!
BLOOD BLOOD!!!
BLOOD BLOOD!!!
BLOOD
BLOOD
BLOOD
BLOOD!!!!!
