Just so everyone knows… I was eating cookies while I wrote this so it may be sugar induced writing. And what I mean by that it… a bit crazy. But at least I wasn't having ice cream or this would have just been well… The very depths of my insane mind released. My friend Nawal knows what I'm like when I have ice cream and sugar and stuff so she knows what I'm saying. So I am here by dedicating this story to her! WOOT!
Lee was training alone today because his teammates were all busy and Gai Sensei was having another youthful fight with is rival Kakashi. Lee was frustrated because he had just lost another match against Neji. So he was training extra hard to become stronger in order to beet him next time. He was angry, but being Rock Lee, he would never show it. It just wasn't in him to hold a grudge, or be upset with anyone for that matter. So he took his anger out on the training post in front of him. That is until he tripped.
He woke up with a headache. He slowly put his hand to his head to try and ease the pain. Then he noticed that there was someone standing in front of him. His vision was still a bid blurred so he couldn't make out who it was exactly. What he could see was that whoever it was, was looking straight down and shaking his head.
"You're such an idiot sometimes… always pushing yourself to the limit."
Lee didn't say anything. His vision was still slightly off. It had to be, because what he was seeing just could not be real.
"Wh-...Who are you?" asked Lee with a shriek
"What the hell!? You don't recognize me!?" He shouted sarcastically with a smirk
"I…you…you are…" Lee couldn't answer. His eyes widened with shock.
"I'm you…you dumb ass." He had an evil looking smile on his face now.
"B-but you…you are not me! I am me!" Lee gestured wildly while he spoke.
"Huh… you really are stupid. Just like that psycho Gai."
Lee looked the person up and down. It was like looking into a mirror. It was an exact copy of himself, but instead of his green jumpsuit, this other boy's was black.
Everything started to go black. Lee fainted again. Then something felt cold.
"Wake up loser!" the Lee look alike poured a large bucket of icy water on top of Lee.
"COLD!" Lee shouted. But to his surprise, he was suddenly warm again. He looked down at himself only to notice that he wasn't wet. He looked back up to the smirking boy above him.
"WHAT IS GOING ON!?!" He couldn't help but scream. This was getting rather strange.
"You really don't know? Sheesh! Fine, I guess I'll have to spell it out for you." He looked annoyed at this point. But continued to explain anyway.
"Please do so because I am very confused!" Lee screamed.
"Of course you are. I am your other personality." He smirked again.
"My…my what?" Lee turned around to see if he had landed on a rock or something when he fell over. He had to have hit his head because he was obviously going insane.
"Your-Other- Per-Son-Ality… you dope. I'm everything you wont be."
"But I do not have another personality! I am SANE!!"
"Well obviously not. Or I wouldn't be hear would I?"
"Why ARE you here?" Lee stood up and looked at the other boy in the eye.
"Well you never let me out so I decided that I needed come out myself."
"Out of where!?!"
"Out of that pathetic excuse of a brain that's inside your head."
Lee was silent for a moment, trying to collect all of the information that was being given to him.
"So…you are my other personality, and you are here because I never allow you to show… In other words… I have finally lost my sanity." Said Lee calmly.
"Basically."
"…" Lee looked emotionless.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Lee ran in circles around his training ground screaming while his other self looked annoyed staring off into the distance. The screaming was beginning to annoy him so he decided this had to stop.
"STOP SCREAMING YOUR GIVING ME A HEADACHE!!!!"
Lee stopped and turned to the other boy.
"How can you get a headache if you are just a figment of my imagination."
"…Well…. I…Shut up!"
Lee was calming down now and had a few questions for this person claming to be his other personality.
"So let me see if I understand what is happening here… You are like…the mean Rock Lee? Who uses contractions when he speaks and says every cruel thought that comes to your mind?" Lee asked.
"Yup."
"And you do not like Gai Sensei or anyone else?"
"Yup."
"And how do you feel about youth?"
"It's stupid…much like you."
"…THAT IS JUST WRONG!!!" Lee was appalled at this.
"Sigh" The other boy was becoming quite frustrated.
"But wait… if you insult me… does that not mean you are insulting yourself, since you are me?"
"……………….SHUT UP!"
Lee chuckled a bit. He was oblivious to the fact that he just out smarted himself.
"So you and I are like ying and yang right?"
"Yup."
"SO THEN I SHALL CALL YOU… ANTI-LEE!!!" he shouted.
"…Whatever."
Suddenly both of thier stomachs growled at the same time.
"Your hungry Lee." Anti-Lee stated coldly.
"Yes that would be true. I think I am in the mood for Ramen! Let us go!" said Lee.
Lee led the way to the restaurant with a large smile on his face while Anti- Lee following close behind with an uninterested frown.
