Disclaimer: I, Carrie Forde, do hereby swear that none of this is mine, no characters, no real life folks, not even my own clothes (I borrowed them from my cousin).  Therefore, no one can sue me over this hootenanny of a fan fic.

Ani-Date: Sorcerer Hunters

Video #276: Carrot Glace.

A young man with black spikey hair sits in a chair picking his nose.  He wears a green tank top and tan pants with a sword strapped to his waist.  "So when do we start this thing?"

"The camera's already on sir."

"It is?  Oh, crap."  He removes his finger from his nose and smiles, flicking a booger off to one side.  "Hi, my name is Carrot and I like girls.  Not just any girls though, I like super hot sexy women with huge boobs and long legs and tight asses.  It also helps if they've got pretty faces, but if not I can always just put a bag over their heads."  He grins and points at the camera, "So if any of you babes out there fit this description call me, I'm always available.  In fact, if you've got a friend that fits this description, have her call me, or a sister…  Hey, I like twins too!  If you're hot and have a twin sister don't bother calling, just show up!  Unless you're Chocolat, if you're Chocolat go jump off a cliff or something."  He smiles and lies back in the chair lazily, "Now the babes will flock to me like sheep."  He looks around and frowns, "By the way, where's the bathroom?  I've got this rash down there and I need to put some ointment on it."

"Sir, The camera's still on…"

"Son of a-"

Video #247: Gateau Mocha.

A large man with perfectly styled short blonde hair and body builder muscles smiles at the camera.  "Hi, I'm Gateau and I like long walks on the beach, sunsets, and beautiful things.  If you're not beautiful, don't bother, you could never have a perfect hunk of man like myself."  He says nothing after this and just smiles.

            "Is that it sir?"

            Gateau seems confused, "Is there supposed to be more?"

            "Well sir, you're supposed to tell us about yourself."

            "I did, I told them I was perfect."

            "Well, you're actually supposed to try to sell yourself to the people who would be watching."

            The large blonde idiot nods, "Ah, of course.  Excuse me."  He pulls off his jacket and shirt then stares at the camera and flexes, "LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!"

Video #326: Tira Misu

A cute young redhead with overly large rose tinted glasses and a crimson cloak blushes nervously.  "Erg…I can't believe I'm doing this…  What am I supposed to say again?"

            "Just tell them your name and your interests."

            "Umm…okay…  I'm Tira, and I like umm…"  She swallows again and turns bright red, "Oh…I like the beach…and umm quiet places…"  She bites her lip and scrunches her hands together, "Oh no…I'm ruining it…"

            "It's alright ma'am, just try and relax."

            Tira starts to speak when a blonde in glasses dive tackles her from off camera, "Mine!"  The camera gets knocked over and the last thing visible is Tira getting forcibly stripped by the blonde.  "No one else can have you, you're all mine!"  Evil laughter cackles until the camera finally shuts off and dies.

Video #265: Chocolat Misu

A very pretty redhead in a black halter-top and a jacket frowns at the camera.  "I'm Chocolat and I like Darling.  If you're not Darling then I don't care.  Please die."

            "Umm…ma'am, I don't think that this is going to work…"

            "Why not?"

            "Well, this is to help you find someone, not to get someone you already know."

            "But I don't want someone else, I want Darling."

            "I understand that but I don't think you're getting me…what are you doing?"

            The rest of the video contains violent images of Chocolat torturing an Ani-Date employee.

Video #255: Marron Glace

A very very pretty young man in a white set of Japanese style robes and with very long black hair swallows quite audibly and twitches his fingers before looking around like a cute little bunny about to get slaughtered by some kind of vicious animal.

            "Sir, the camera's rolling..."

            Marron just seems to get more nervous.

            "Sir, you're going to have to talk."

            "..."

            "Are you alright sir?"

            After a very long pause Marron finally speaks, "Am I gay?!"

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Author's Note: Yes, the blonde was me.  Yes it was a self-insertion fic.  No I don't care!  Anyway, that sums it up for the first installment of Ani-Date.  If you enjoyed it, or even if you didn't, please review.  Just like PBS, these quality stories will not be put out without support from readers like you.  Next time: Trigun.