Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto in any way.

Hey guys! It's been forever since I last posted a story but here is another one of my ideas tell me how you guys like it rate and comment! Chapter 2 coming soon!


"Are you kidding me? Really?" a girl with blonde hair said as she stormed out of the Ice-prince Uchiha's home. She was half dressed and he was zipping up his shorts when he followed her out. "Your such an asshole, Uchiha!"

Sasuke just smerked. "What? All I said was you were your tits were small." Sasuke chuckled a couple times as if what he said didn't matter.

The girl scoffed. "Uchiha, you really are heartless aren't you? What the hell do you look for in a relationship anyway!" She screamed from the front lawn.

Sasuke shook his head and smiled, the girl's fury didn't faze him in the least. "A hott ass and big tits what else?"

The girl began to tear up. "You asshole, you don't care about anyone's feelings but your own. You wanna treat women like objects? Fine, I'll show you what its like behind the 'hott ass and big tits'."

The girl motioned a few hand signs so quick even Sasuke's Sharingan couldn't keep up. Then she ended with her fingers in an "L" one facing down and one up, just like how directors frame their actors.

"Sei-hen'you no Jutsu!" She yelled and flipped her hands to mirror the position her hands had just been in. I blue and pink chakra flowed from her hands and enveloped Sasuke. It turned blue and then began to spin, and fade into pink.

There was suddenly a flash of light came from Sasuke's skin and his body suddenly change. His chest began to grow larger and needless to say his, um, manhood disappeared. His whole figure changed to be more slim instead of muscular.

Sasuke's eyes slowly opened and he saw that his hair was longer and his upper body seemed to be heavier. He knew exactly what happened.

"You crazy broad? What the hell did you do?" Sasuke yelped, noticing that his voice had become slightly higher pitch than normal. The girl simply laughed maniacly and hysterically.

"Sen-hen'you no Jutsu, Gender-Changer Jutsu. You'll soon see what exactly we have to go through. You have every emotion and every feeling that a typical woman has, including your own." The girl turned and looked over her shoulder and the newly renovated Sasuke. "You can only disable the jutsu when you understand the woman heart... When you actually find true love, then you will change back"

With that the woman disappeared in a cloud of dust. Sasuke was in a panic attack. He tore into the house almost tripping on the carpet and falling on his face. He slammed the door open and turned toward the mirror.

His face was slim with fuller lips and longer eyelashes that extended over his dark eyes. His eyebrows were neatly done up and his bangs extended past his cheek bones. His hair was now long, smooth, and for once not sticking out the back like it usually does. Sasuke would have thought that this new body was hott if he wasn't totally freaking out.

He took a couple deep breaths. Everything is gunna be alright Sasuke. Just, uh, You'll make this work. Just roll with the punches, right. He thought to himself.

Over the next couple hours, Sasuke tried everything to despell the jutsu, nothing worked. He exhausted all of his chakra and finally he just slumped on the floor.

Damn, whoever this girl is... she's damn good! Sasuke thought in disbelief. He slowly drifted to sleep. Tomorrow was another day, he hoped and prayed that this would all be a crazy dream.