Yes, I have come out of a dark abyss of.. darkness to give you all this. Enjoy it.
Also, all the credit for these lovely OC's go to werewolf lover99 or whatever his name is right now.

It was a handsome, windy summer day. The sun's glorious rays gleamed across one green hill in particular. In that green hill zone stood a figure (a gorilla to be exact).

That colorful gorilla, known to some as Spencer Danielle Ricardo, cackled as the strong wind buffeted her great mass, pushing against her tightly fitting jeans.

"You'll never stop me, Sonic the Hedgehog!" she yelled.

The mentioned hedgehog, who had previously been relaxing under a shady tree, looked quite baffled. "Uh, what?"

Spencer Danny Ricardo cleared her throat. "I, Spencer Daniel Ricardo, will take over the universe and ban opera singing for all, as it is a most horrid thing!" she declared furiously.

"Well," Sonic shrugged, "I don't really care for opera much. So whatever you're doing, keep on doing it." He resumed his nap.

Spencer Daniel Rikardo stared at Sonic in astonishment. She hadn't expected it to be that easy. It was then that she remembered she was a vegetarian. "Oh, and I'm also banning chilli dogs along with other meaty goods!" she added cheerfully.

Now Sonic was interested. He somehow woke up instantly and ran up to her at the speed of light. "What is your game at, gorilla?!" he cried. "And how could you even THINK of such a horrendous thing!"

Spenser Daniel Ricardo looked at him in contempt. "Oh, you'll see. You'll ALL see!" Laughing maniacally, she ran off at the speed of faster than light, leaving Sonic in the dust bemoaning a world without his beloved chilli dogs.

A few hours later, he went over to Tails' house to talk it over what to do with this new villain, who was most definitely worse than good old Egg. Not to mention all the other guys! Combined!

To be continued...