Title: Strife in the Arcobaleno Household

Written by: Ducks R Evil

Summary: Just a peaceful day in the Arcobalenos' house when Colonello sends Skull to disturb the peace

Pairings: ColoLal, VerdeFon and implied RL

Rated: T for suggestive language

"Verde, I'm going inside to put the clothes away," Fon called over his shoulder.

Verde stared open mouthed at him, trying to erase the thought that they acted like a married couple. And how prettily that arse swayed. He rubbed his temple and tried to sort his feelings out.

Fon closed the door behind him and giggled. He wasn't dense, he could feel the green haired man's eyes following him. Maybe, he hoped, Verde would get a clue and he could have his handsome, strong knight who would ride off with him into the sunset. Ok that might be a little farfetched, Verde hated exercise and animals that weren't test subjects. He made his way to drop some clothes in Reborn's room and greeted Yuni and Gamma in the kitchen. He changed his mind as he heard some moans behind fore mentioned door and warned Yuni not to go into Reborn's room.

Yuni blushed at Fon's warning and Gamma narrowed his eyes and thanked him. She expertly wove the last flower into the wreath and placed it on her beloved Gamma's head. Gamma smiled and enveloped her in a hug. Despite how girly it was, he would do anything to keep his hime-sama happy. Just like he would for her mother. Skull burst into the room yelling something about proving he was no longer just Reborn's lackey and charged into Reborn's room.

Fon had just warned Colonello about their house's temporary forbidden room. So how was he supposed to resist the chance to piss off his arch enemy and bully Skull in one go. And maybe, it would impress his newly wed wife standing beside him.

"You know exactly what's going to happen, idiot!" Lal hissed to Colonello. She dragged him inside to face the wrath of Reborn, once Reborn realized how that had happened.

Skull burst into Reborn's room, fully prepared for a fight, and foolishly prepared for a win. He hadn't paid any attention to the smirk on Colonello-senpai's face, or the look of fury on Lal-ne-san's. Or the fact that Yuni looked somewhat panicked to his so unpredictable actions. He registered two naked beings on Reborn's bed and a cow print shirt on the floor and slowly backed out of the room stuttering apologies and praying for his life. It was all futile as the demon roared, "SKULL! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR THIS!"

Reborn quickly pulled on a pair of pants and started to chase Skull. He heard his lover yell at him to finish what they were doing first, to which he replied for his lover to finish himself off. Leon jumped to his hand and transformed into a gun which Reborn aimed at Skull. Yuni and Fon tried to calm everyone down and Lal was quite happily pinning the blame on Colonello.

Viper just wanted a glass of his favorite strawberry milk when Lal dragged a protesting Colonello into the kitchen. Viper deemed this as normal and continued pouring himself a glass. That was when he heard a loud roar and Skull, followed by Reborn burst into the kitchen. Reborn was slightly indecent and judging from the direction that they had come from, Viper could guess what had happened. He was just about to go back to his own room when he felt hands grab his shoulders from behind, and a shriek pleading him to save him. Viper sighed and wondered why he stayed with these crazy people.

Verde decided he needed his laptop to figure out his situation. He knew that he found Fon attractive, but he was puzzled about if it was strong enough to risk a relationship with. He opened the door as chaos erupted and escaped again to the peace and solitude of the chair he was previously sitting on.