Authors Note: First of all, I have no idea what you all may think of this fan fiction. I woke up one day and was just laughing and laughing about this idea. Hopefully you'll laugh as hard as I did, and if you don't...you might think I'm crazy. Oh well, either way, ENJOY!
Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha or any of the characters.
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InuYasha woke with a nightmarish smell clogging his senses. When he realized that it was coming from both of the girls, he hopped out of his tree to warn Miroku. For in times like this, men really have to stick together. Otherwise, they may not survive.
Kagome woke and immediately went running into the forest with her oversized yellow back pack. "Oh please tell me I didn't forget any! Oh, thank goodness. There they are." As quick as she could, she fixed her little problem and walked calmly back to the camp. When she got there, she realized both Miroku and InuYasha were up, but they were both ignoring her. Shrugging, she set her pack down and began to roll up her sleeping bag. And that's when the cramps hit. A sudden wave of nausea and pain hit her, and she fell face first onto her sleeping bag. THUMP
Miroku and InuYasha both jumped from there seats on the ground to stare at Kagome. She sat up blushing, but white as a sheet. "Hehe...sorry guys, must have slipped." Crossing her fingers behind her back, she hoped that they would believe her. InuYasha would be the hardest one to fool. But much to her surprise, they both just kind of looked at her strangely and sat back down. whew Kagome then slowly turned and rummaged through her pack once again, this time to find her trusty bottle of Midol (I do not own Midol). When she found it, she took a couple of pills and decided to just move carefully until they kicked in. Once her sleeping bag was rolled up and packed, she sat down and waited for Sango to wake up.
Oh man, oh man...why now? Of course I just have to be traveling with two guys too. Grrr... Thought Sango, for she was already awake. She was having the same problem as Kagome, but didn't have anything to use. So she just lay on her blankets, willing the males of the group to go do some male bonding activity. Maybe they would go hunting, or sparing away from the camp. Sighing again, she decided to act like she'd finally woken up. Sitting up, she rubbed her eyes and got her bearings. When she remember where the hot spring was, she silently got Kagome's attention and got up and walked off, with her blankets wrapped around her. Kagome thought she knew what was going on, so she grabbed her pack and followed a grumpy looking Sango. The men just watched the two women leave, thankful they hadn't been paid attention to as of yet.
When Kagome reached the hot spring, Kagome found Sango already bathing. She joined her quickly, and they had a female bonding conversation about the horrible monthly visits and cramps. After they were squeaky clean, they got out, dressed, and headed back towards camp. They both were wondering why neither InuYasha nor Miroku had peeked at them. Then, their thoughts met the same conclusion at once. InuYasha. He'd smelled it and warned Miroku and Shippo. Though it was nice of him not to mention anything to them out loud, the hanyou was going to get his ass pounded. Nobody, especially males, mess with women when they're like this…unless they have a death wish of course.
When the women reached camp, they both stood in front of InuYasha, glaring at him. He quietly swallowed and looked up at them. "Feh...You two ready to go yet?" He asked, with only a slight trembling in his voice. When they just kept staring, he looked towards Miroku and Shippo for help. Miroku waved his hands in front of him and silently mouthed "No way, you're on your own!" InuYasha just grumbled at him and turned his attention back to the two women in front of him. Both of them were now sporting dark looks and flames. Oh shit, he thought, and then…he was gone. All that was left was a little dust statue of InuYasha.
"YOU DAMN HENTIA! YOU GET BACK HERE!" Both of the girls screamed at once, grabbing their weapons and taking off after the hanyou. Miroku and Shippo turned to each other and sighed in relief as they watched the two women disappear into the forest.
