The adventures of Rogue and Logan on HAPPY PILLS

Ch.1

A.N: this is a continuance of my fan fic 'The real reason Rogue fall in with Scott' and yes you have to read it to understand this fic, please enjoy.

Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING, I WISH I DID BUT I DON'T

Rogue pulls out a pill bottle with little pink pills inside, she opens it and takes one out.

"ok Logan, these are called HAPPY PILLS, you can only take one at a tahme, trust me they're very effective" she says as she places the one in her hand into Logan's hand

"trust me kid, I can handle more then one" Logan said as he reached his hand out for another.

Hmm he might make a great lab rat, ah always wondered what thah effects of two pills will have plus he has a healing factor so he can't overdose right? Rogue thought "ok" she hands him another and watches as he takes the two pills.

Logan this is the professor can you come to my office.

"sure Chuck" he said as he left the room

Xavier's office

Logan opens the door to see Ororo sitting in one of the chairs in front of Xavier's desk.

"oh Logan, please sit down, I was just finishing Rogue's paper work, I was hoping you would go to the brotherhood house with her tomorrow to get her things" Xavier said as Logan walked up to him.

Logan started to sniff the prof. "mmmm chuck you smell greeeaaaat, do you use colon?"

"umm yes I do it's French, you like it?" Logan continued to bath in the Professor's aroma, while Storm just stares with a confuse look on her face.

KNOCK KNOCK

"come in" the Prof. called out, Rogue walks in wondering about the effects of the pills "hello Rogue is there anything I can help you with?" Xavier asked as Logan got closer and started purring.

Ah can't believe he's purring Rogue thought as she bursted out laughing at the sight before her

Xavier and storm just stared at her with a 'wtf is she laughing about' look on their faces. "sorry bout that just remembered something funny" she said with an apologetic look

"it is quite alright, so what brings you here?" the prof. asked with a gentle smile.

Damn ah just wanted tah see Logan's reaction, gotta think of something quick "ummm ah was just thinking, do ya know any ways tah control mah powers" great save happy pills.

"I'm afraid not, but I will tell you if I think about anything" another gentle smile while Logan started rubbing his head on the top of the prof's head as Logan said "honey" sweetly

"umm ok thanks, ah….ah think Logan is really tired maybe he should go ta bed" Rogue said then grabbed Logan's arm and started dragging him away.

"yes I agree, I shall speak to you later Logan" Xavier said, once they left Ororo turned to him

"I think he's drunk again" Ororo said

"yes I believe you are correct, and I think Rogue was trying to cover for him" Xavier said, Ororo nodded in agreement.

Rogue's and Kitty's room

"see thahts why ah told ya ta only take one!" Rogue yelled with her hands on her hips

"awwww I didn't even get to the fun part" Logan frowned

"go ta bed now!" she narrowed her eyes

"wait! I've got an idea" Logan said with a evil smirk on his face.

The next morning

The evil duo heads for the professor's office both also took two happy pills before starting their devious mission. They walk in, Rogue stands in front of the mahogany desk while Logan stands to the right of Xavier.

"oh there you two are, Logan I was hoping you would go with Rogue to the brotherhood house to help her pick up her things" Xavier said looking at Logan who was leaning against the window, while he was preoccupied with Logan Rogue takes advantage and slips two happy pills into the professor's coffee.

"sure thing chuck, lets go stripes" Logan held the door open for her (A.N: the happy pills helped him think of the nickname)

"stripes?" Rogue asked confused

"yeah I give everyone a nick name" Logan answers

"oh ok" they walked out the door with a chestier cat grin as they leave Xavier drinks his coffee not knowing that it's been spiked.

After a few minutes our favorite duo( or at lest my favorite duo) arrive at their destination the brotherhood house.

Logan kicks the door open "honeys, I'm home"

"but ya never lived here" Rogue corrected

"shut up" Logan replied

"go fuck yourself"

"wait you can do that?" Logan asked, Rogue just shrugged

"hey what are you x-geeks doing here?" Lance asked as he walked in from the living room.

"one: we're here for mah stuff and two: you need a chill pill or better yet a happy pill" she hands him two pills

"what the heck are these?" Lance asks

"lahke ah said Happy pills" Rogue answered

"there greeeeeeeeeaaaaaat" when Logan said it he looked like he just peed after holding it for hours

Lance was a little freaked but took them anyway "wow" he said a few minutes later with a smile

"ah think the others should have some tah" Rogue said walking into the living room

"what are you doing here yo?" Toad asked hoping up to Rogue

"ta give ya'll happy pills" she said with a giant smile

after handing two to each boy she ran up stairs to Mystiques room and kicked the door open to reveal Magneto, Mystique and Sabertooth

"see I told you two this ain't a great place for a secret meeting" Sabertooth glared at the other two

"don't care just take some of these" Rogue handed them two Happy pills each except for Sabertooth he got three

"why should we trust an x-man?" Magneto questioned

"cuz" she simply said

"oh all right I guess thats good enough for me" the three evil mutants swallowed the pills

"mah work here is done" she said smiling but before she could leave a naked Sabertooth ran past her and jumped out the window "hey ah was gonna do thaht" she frowned then went to her old room and got her stuff

when she got to the living room she saw Toad and Blob making out on the floor and Lance, Pietro and Logan were giggling as they watched

"the dirty deed is done" she announced in an Irish accent

"your Irish?" Lance asked shocked

she just shrugged "c'mon Logan lets go have more fun" she says with a twisted grin "ah'm driving"

before he can say anything shes on the bike ready to go so he just hops on behind her

with that the two speed off to cause more mischief

A.N: k thats it for this chappie, tell me in a review if theres any other characters you want to see on happy pills or if theres a certain thing you want anyone to do, Thanks For Wasting Your Time Reading This and Review ^^