ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the Shugo Chara! Talk show…Now introducing the randomly selected people who shall participate…Wait. Some of the people aren't here yet, are they?

Screen-chan: Of course they aren't. they're always late. The retards…anyways. Get on with the introductions with the people who are already here.

ANNOUNCER: Okay. Introducing…Tadase the Gay clown…

Tadase: I am NOT a gay clown!

Screen-chan: Then stop acting like one. Did I mention you look like one to..?

ANNOUNCER: Shut up and let me finish Introductions. Anyways…where was I? Oh yes…Tadase the gay clown Tadase fumes in back round looks about ready to punch somebody Ikuto the perverted cat ears cosplay guy..

Ikuto: What do you mean? I'm not perverted…No, no. you couldn't possibly have meant me.

ANNOUNCER: BE QUIET!! I'm trying to do the &# introductions here!

Screen-chan: Announcer…have you taken your pills?

ANNOUNCER: Umm…would 'no' be an exceptional answer?

Screen-chan: No, it would not. Go and take and DON"T do an overdose like last time. I'll finish the introductions.

ANNOUNCER: Okay…You do that while I take my pills…

Screen-chan: And I swear if ANYBODY, I repeat, ANYBODY, interrupts me, they will be thrown out of the talkshow and into that harsh world which I adopted you from!

Everybody: …?

Screen-chan: Now…here we go. Nagihiko, the shemale, ah ah ah, Nagihiko…Amu, the slut…Amu…calm down. And Ikuto, I swear, if you beat me up, you will most DEFINITELY be thrown out. Now, where was I? Ahh yes. Yaya, the cute little candy freak. Yaya…I said you're cute…and you're really funny with those ducks that might've been a spoiler. Kairi, the double crosser who double crosses…Kairi, you know it's true Another spoiler Kukai, the sports crazed, ultra hot guy who's still not as smexy as Ikuto…Kukai, you're still hot. Rima, the shy little clown girl…Man, we have a lot of randomly picked people…I thought there was only three or five…wow…and what the hell is SAAYA doing here?! Ikuto, go kick her out. And last, but definitely not least, ME!! Screen-chan! Now you guys can talk.

Amu: Finally!

Ikuto: Is that all you have to say, my sweet?

Tadase: Wait…when did she become your sweet?

Ikuto:… Since I wanted to?

Amu: Whaaa…Tadase, get the heck out of here.

Screen-chan: Hold on. Only I'M allowed to boot people out. And I also wanted to give Ikuto some competition. And to give both Ikuto and Tadase some trouble…I secretly put Kukai and Nagihiko on the talkshow! Muahahahahahaaaa!

Kukai/Nagihiko: So that's how we got on…I was wondering as we hadn't even entered…

Screen-chan: I'm evil, aren't I?

Rima: …yeah…I guess…you are…

Yaya: And Yaya don't like to work with evil people! Oh well…at least I get to be with Kukai-kun!

Kukai:…Screen-chan…help me! gets tackled by Yaya

Screen-chan: I don't think I will…Anyways. See you next time on Shugo Chara! Talkshow! Now…where's that Announcer….