Warnings/Notes:
My first ever fanfic…ever. It's bad really bad XD
I don't own Hidan or Kakuzu, they're Naruto characters
Foul words, and bird killing.
Here we go
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It was a beautiful bright sunny morning. The clouds were white and puffy, like cotton candy. The birds sang their sweet little melodies.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" a man screamed, stabbing the closest bird with a strange, three blade scythe. The others birds scattered off without a moments hesitation. "That's more like it," the man said with a grin.
"Hidan…What are you doing?" a man with the lower half of his face covered asked.
"What's it look like? I'm killing birds! Seriously, those little bitches are annoying," Hidan replied, scrunching up his nose.
"Why do I even bother?" the other man said in an exasperated tone. He shook his head a trudged off.
"HEY HEY HEY!!" Hidan cried out angrily, following him "Those birds were…Uh…Sacrilegious! Seriously! I mean it Kakuzu!"
"I highly, highly doubt that" Kakuzu said point blank. He looked back at the other man. "But really now, what is the point of trying to argue with an idiot?"
"I'm not an- Hey what's that?" Hidan said squinting in the general direction of his right.
"See what I mean, you're an- Oh my God…What is that?" Kakuzu said, following Hidan's line of thought.
In the distance something was coming, and fast. It was…Some strange woman.
"Eh? Who the hell cares?" Hidan muttered in disappointment. "It's some damn chick, we're suppose to be looking for the two tails any ways." He turned on his heels and started to walk away. Stopped only by Kakuzu grabbing him by the shoulder. "What's the big idea? Not cool Kakuzu! Seriously!"
"You idiot…" Kakuzu said, glaring at him with his inverted eyes. "That IS the two tails."
"Yeah that's what I'm saying! She's the- ….Ooooooh," Hidan snapped around. "So this is it! We managed to find her after all!" He grinned. "Damn I'm good."
Kakuzu rolled his eyes. "Just kill her, he said.
"Yeah yeah, I'm getting to it! Seriously," Hidan cleaned the bird blood off his scythe, he wanted it to be nice and clean for this kill.
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End.
Oh yes, I'm a weirdo XD
